The War in the North and what is to come (Part 2)

**Jones Bones** · 2012-01-24

Vasectomy is always an easy option, and most US insurers (well at least my awesome insurance) actually cover the procedure. The pain and swelling sucks, but not nearly as much as 18 years of shelling out portions of your paycheck to some whore you impregnated during a coke induced orgy bender.

**John Smith** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Jones Bones

Vasectomy is always an easy option, and most US insurers (well at least my awesome insurance) actually cover the procedure. The pain and swelling sucks, but not nearly as much as 18 years of shelling out portions of your paycheck to some whore you impregnated during a coke induced orgy bender.

vasectomies are not always 100%

**Iratus** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by John Smith

vasectomies are not always 100%

My birth certifies this.

**brokencage** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Jones Bones

Vasectomy is always an easy option, and most US insurers (well at least my awesome insurance) actually cover the procedure. The pain and swelling sucks, but not nearly as much as 18 years of shelling out portions of your paycheck to some whore you impregnated during a coke induced orgy bender.

If you get someone pregnant while doing coke your not doing enough.It's really a fine line between Doing enough, and doing to much though.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Iratus

My birth certifies this.

I'm still wondering if I was planned or my parents had a whoopsie.

**Vile rat** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Iratus

My birth certifies this.

Someday you'll meet your real dad

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Securitas

It was his ingame character date I was looking at, not the poster date.

And if you were to look at my oldest char, you'd see early 2005. vOv

**July** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

I'm still wondering if I was planned or my parents had a whoopsie.

Be sure you actually want to know the answer to that question before you ask.

When I was a kid my mother assured me that I was intentional. Now, decades later, she is currently finishing her degree in law school. In a conversation not to long ago she revealed she is finishing it now because "once she got pregnant her education had to take a back seat to raising her children."

**Fix Lag** · 2012-01-24

I don't really give a fuck either way, though. And thankfully, unlike some people I know, I'm 100% certain I'm related to my parents and siblings. Although sometimes I wish that were not the case.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

I don't really give a fuck either way, though. And thankfully, unlike some people I know, I'm 100% certain I'm related to my parents and siblings. Although sometimes I wish that were not the case.

_________/

**Grath** · 2012-01-24

Murzilka seems upset.

Seems he sat up all night randomly picking posts of mine to neg rep.

**source** · 2012-01-24

Probably more enjoyable than playing Eve

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

I thought that was playing eve.

**Fkin** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Grath

The hidden cycle of torture they never prepare you for growing up:

Sex -----> kids----->no sex because of kids------> kids grow up and move---->sex comes back---->kids who were having sex now have their own kids ---->grandkids come over for the weekend----> sex leaves again

The way it really works is sex - preg - no sex - marriage - no sex - kids - no sex - kids live in basement - still no sex - death

**Endie** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Razzor

As a single parent of 2 kids I can only advise you leave those vaginas alone.

What the fuck is it about Bat Country and the inability to commit to y'alls babymommas?

Originally Posted by Securitas

Did you even play when Molle still posted? Since you've only been in 0.0 from early '10 I wouldn't think so.

Originally Posted by Securitas

It was his ingame character date I was looking at, not the poster date.

Holy shit you actually went to the bother of looking up his alt's employment history? And still fucked up? Serious suggestion: Why not re-assess your need to define yourself by your relationship with goons? It's all a bit Prencleeve.

Played with Zim/tgr since pre-Delve crew checking in.

**Matos** · 2012-01-24

Is it true that the Fight in Venal was on a not reinforced Node?
Because if so Holy Shit.

Also all the clueless people going "TiDi is shit i had it with 5 People in System, so it must suck" are hillarious.

**Endie** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Matos

Is it true that the Fight in Venal was on a not reinforced Node?
Because if so Holy Shit.

I believe that this is was the case. And, frankly, it's testament to TiDi's effectiveness that we're not posting about somebody losing half a supercap fleet as a result. It's not often CCP come out with something this dramatic and have it work so quickly.

**fluidvoid** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by July

Be sure you actually want to know the answer to that question before you ask.

When I was a kid my mother assured me that I was intentional. Now, decades later, she is currently finishing her degree in law school. In a conversation not to long ago she revealed she is finishing it now because "once she got pregnant her education had to take a back seat to raising her children."

Maybe the intentional part was from your dad, just before he planned his daterape

**Matos** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Endie

I believe that this is was the case. And, frankly, it's testament to TiDi's effectiveness that we're not posting about somebody losing half a supercap fleet as a result. It's not often CCP come out with something this dramatic and have it work so quickly.

I remember the the large Fights NC vs DRF on reinforced Nodes.
You can't even begin to compare that to the Venal thing. And it wasn't even reinforced

Wonder how long until we will see a Fight with 3k people

**nobody** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Matos

I remember the the large Fights NC vs DRF on reinforced Nodes.
You can't even begin to compare that to the Venal thing. And it wasn't even reinforced

Wonder how long until we will see a Fight with 3k people

headshot VFK

**Dipluz** · 2012-01-24

This thread is defiantly going places,

**Vile rat** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by nobody

headshot VFK

Yes please. I'll even cyno you guys in if you'd like.

**Dipluz** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Vile rat

Yes please. I'll even cyno you guys in if you'd like.

Ill get the bubbles ready

**Ruismies** · 2012-01-24

So after all this jabbering, we can all come to the conclusion that no parent wanted an internet spaceship child and would've loved a boxer kid that hotdrops titans in a tristan more!

But for the serioussness of this thread, even if telly monster might come and switch the channel. Hows the war going in short make a small list.

Raiden. and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?
Goons and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?

Also what major losses have both sides suffered.

Keep to the facts, lets troll and troll after we have current situation availeble clearly.

ps. cookie monster eats telly monster!

**Fix Lag** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Endie

It's not often CCP come out with something this dramatic and have it work so quickly.

CCP didn't make TiDi, CCP Veritas did. Smartest man who works for 'em, by far. (Not-so) lean mean neckbearded one-man problem killing machine.

**Razzor** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Ruismies

So after all this jabbering, we can all come to the conclusion that no parent wanted an internet spaceship child and would've loved a boxer kid that hotdrops titans in a tristan more!

But for the serioussness of this thread, even if telly monster might come and switch the channel. Hows the war going in short make a small list.

Raiden. and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?
Goons and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?

Also what major losses have both sides suffered.

Keep to the facts, lets troll and troll after we have current situation availeble clearly.

ps. cookie monster eats telly monster!

get out of my thread

**Vile rat** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Ruismies

So after all this jabbering, we can all come to the conclusion that no parent wanted an internet spaceship child and would've loved a boxer kid that hotdrops titans in a tristan more!

But for the serioussness of this thread, even if telly monster might come and switch the channel. Hows the war going in short make a small list.

Raiden. and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?
Goons and friends has lost what and gained/kept what ?

Also what major losses have both sides suffered.

Keep to the facts, lets troll and troll after we have current situation availeble clearly.

ps. cookie monster eats telly monster!

Lots of fights, not much has happened.

CCP didn't make TiDi, CCP Veritas did. Smartest man who works for 'em, by far. (Not-so) lean mean neckbearded one-man problem killing machine.

If you ever curse out CCP make sure you caveat that and show love for CCP Veritas. He is a great dude and knows his shit.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

Neckbeards represent. :fistbump:

**NOTwhitetree** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I don't think I actually have the legal right to consent to sex yet.

Why don't you ask evoke for a quickie, the age of consent in Germany is 14 i swear its like the Alabama of Europe.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

I thought it was more or less "accepted" even below the age of consent, if both parties were within a year of eachother?

**jimmychrist** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Vile rat

If you ever curse out CCP make sure you caveat that and show love for CCP Veritas. He is a great dude and knows his shit.

Amen

**Razzor** · 2012-01-24

Under 21 only for 14. So basically kid on kid is fine but but grandad on kid is not cool.

**NOTwhitetree** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Razzor

Under 21 only for 14. So basically kid on kid is fine but but grandad on kid is not cool.

You have destroyed my dreams sir

**Dipluz** · 2012-01-24

Too many mormons in this game

**Jones Bones** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by John Smith

vasectomies are not always 100%

The plastic clip procedure and the snip procedure are not 100%.

However, the cut and burn method has never gone wrong. At least that's what I told. I haven't had any issues.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Jones Bones

the cut and burn method

This description did not illicit phantom pains. No sirree.

**Raketefrau** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by tgr

This description did not illicit phantom pains. No sirree.

Just think of it as the ultimate bris.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

Not helping.

**jimmychrist** · 2012-01-24

Hands in the air and step back from the baby, mohel!

**Warhead** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by NOTwhitetree

Why don't you ask evoke for a quickie, the age of consent in Germany is 14 i swear its like the Alabama of Europe.

Posting to get rid of the "Alabama in Concert" ad, thanks to this post, since this thread is already about nothing (vasectomies and underage sex excluded, of course).

**Klasper** · 2012-01-24

Anyone else getting trolled by CCP after they switched the position of ships and items hangar in the Neocom?

**rndcursefgt** · 2012-01-24

nah, because ~hotkeys~

**syndic thrass** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by NOTwhitetree

Why don't you ask evoke for a quickie, the age of consent in Germany is 14 i swear its like the Alabama of Europe.

Alabama of Europe you say? Hell yes me and my cousin are on the way.

**Mizuchi** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Ymir

According to tgr´s theory of bitterness vs. levels of virginity you haven´t seen a woman nor have you figured out how to jack off.

Last Molle post I remember was his reply to BlasterWorm splerging on CAOD sometime late in 2010 iirc

Was that before or after his post in the thread about CVA being disbanded?

**underkill** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Jones Bones

... the cut and burn method ...

I approve of this product and/or service.

Just remember when they say wait a week before sex it doesn't mean 23 hours...

**Venetian Tar** · 2012-01-24

This brings a new definition to "my balls ache"

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-01-24

"The War in the North: The war everyone stopped caring about 15 pages ago."

**ripper van** · 2012-01-24

war? there was a war?
I was pretty sure it was a sov transfer from a dead alliance to goons.

**tgr** · 2012-01-24

ripper van: being out of date like it's 1999

**Fix Lag** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by ripper van

war? there was a war?
I was pretty sure it was a sov transfer from a dead alliance to goons.

Well they're certainly dead now for all intents and purposes, but they weren't when we started--

Or do you actually believe your own bullshit?

fake edit: that's sarcasm, of course you do

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