Br0sk gets a homeland (how could this ever end poorly?)

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

So wheres the battlereport for this fight you guys seem to be smugging about

we left it in the dumpster with ure DOHOHOHOHOHO

[spoiler=the dumpster]
lokis were baited, cynos were lit and machariels were bridged. elite pvp was had by all.

i'd like to thank myelinated for the titan, and july for various services rendered.

[spoiler=what a story mark]
yeah you can say that again
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yeah you can say that again
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yeah you can say that again
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stop it fag
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[Shoogafoots Jones]

URE :

2012-01-05 23:43:01Get shit on you stupid cunt
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Checkbox Poll]

congrats on the titan myelinated

[zodt]

Myelinated's titans are on the Jita market

[Myelinated]

My titan is the only one with a foreskin.

[Viribus]

Thanks again for bridging our machariels and tengus onto ure's loki

[WomynPower]

http://youtu.be/4t4KcDsSCOw

join while u can nerds xD

[Myelinated]

Thanks again for bridging our machariels and tengus onto ure's loki

NP, If I didn't tackle and bridge you all myself, you guys would've just webbed him so he could warp off faster like his jump freighter full of Neo, Prom and Dyspro.

[Viribus]

It's a sad day when myelinated makes excuses for ure's retardation

On the topic of ure's retardation, he made a completely unironic "didn't want that loki anyway" defense in TS3 today, saying in one breath how he has two other T3s in that hangar and "just wanted to get rid of that loki", and in the next how he had to save up for a tengu.

[Myelinated]

Defending what? it's pretty funny

Also I got sucked into playing some girl game with cripples that un-ironically has better gameplay and story than SW:TOR which i've been banned from for market manipulation.

opsec zulu leaks.

[03:19:32] <BDD> oh myelinated little tina no legs wants to try anal with me
[03:19:34] <BDD>
[03:19:45] <myelinated> FUCK YEAH i'm right behind you nigga
[03:20:05] <BDD> I hope I give her AIDS
[03:20:21] <myelinated> Then i'll cure her aids with more anal
[03:21:58] <BDD> Shit on my dick
[03:22:09] <BDD> Like a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus rex
[03:24:51] <myelinated> This nurse making my penis soft
[03:24:58] <myelinated> why ain't he no trap
[03:25:46] <BDD> Maybe he is if you enter the cheat codes
[03:26:17] <BDD> Yo this librarian is gonna get some Charles Dickens in her asshole if she don't shut the fuck up
[03:26:46] <myelinated> She ain't gonna get no Tiny Tim, Shes going to get full out Scrouged

[Don Peyote]

I just realised I never actually went into the Zulu jabber channel

Such untold realms of pleasure, missed

[White Tree]

It's a sad day when myelinated makes excuses for ure's retardation

On the topic of ure's retardation, he made a completely unironic "didn't want that loki anyway" defense in TS3 today, saying in one breath how he has two other T3s in that hangar and "just wanted to get rid of that loki", and in the next how he had to save up for a tengu.

No one actually thinks it's ok for Ure to have lost his Loki and in the fashion he did he is going to be shat on forever about it.

[White Tree]

[02:40:16] <st_boltzmann> he ran his hand, gently through the bulbous mans scraggy orange beard
[02:40:18] <st_boltzmann> is this what it feels to have a gf
[02:40:22] <st_boltzmann> he whispered gently

[killstealing]

[02:40:16] <st_boltzmann> he ran his hand, gently through the bulbous mans scraggy orange beard
[02:40:18] <st_boltzmann> is this what it feels to have a gf
[02:40:22] <st_boltzmann> he whispered gently

oh u buttzman

[Kitty Vintner]

Defending what? it's pretty funny

Also I got sucked into playing some girl game with cripples that un-ironically has better gameplay and story than SW:TOR which i've been banned from for market manipulation.

hey

did you do the one where it turns out the girl with no arms is actually disabled b/c of her aspergers

I did that one

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

Defending what? it's pretty funny

Also I got sucked into playing some girl game with cripples that un-ironically has better gameplay and story than SW:TOR which i've been banned from for market manipulation.

opsec zulu leaks.

[03:19:32] <BDD> oh myelinated little tina no legs wants to try anal with me
[03:19:34] <BDD>
[03:19:45] <myelinated> FUCK YEAH i'm right behind you nigga
[03:20:05] <BDD> I hope I give her AIDS
[03:20:21] <myelinated> Then i'll cure her aids with more anal
[03:21:58] <BDD> Shit on my dick
[03:22:09] <BDD> Like a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus rex
[03:24:51] <myelinated> This nurse making my penis soft
[03:24:58] <myelinated> why ain't he no trap
[03:25:46] <BDD> Maybe he is if you enter the cheat codes
[03:26:17] <BDD> Yo this librarian is gonna get some Charles Dickens in her asshole if she don't shut the fuck up
[03:26:46] <myelinated> She ain't gonna get no Tiny Tim, Shes going to get full out Scrouged

I plowed the deaf chick and her helper. The game also had better voice acting then SW:TOR so much for that 100m budget.

[Securitas]

^

People talking about video game sex.

[Kitty Vintner]

I'd recommend it it's about a young man coming to grips with having arrhythmia and learning that the disabled are people too

but it has boys kissing girls in it so not really your thing

but that's cool too I hear mass effect 3 lets you kiss a boy

[Myelinated]

hey

did you do the one where it turns out the girl with no arms is actually disabled b/c of her aspergers

I did that one

Na, I only did the one playthrough so far as I took a bet where I could get the anal route first without any prior knowledge of the game.

^

People talking about video game sex.

We like to have relevant people posting in this thread only.

The old folks home down the road needs some White Hands Onanism Nurses to help service the dementia ridden old man cocks. Maybe one will give you some money for it, Or one may even write you in his will.

you can apply here:

White Hands

[Midori Tsu]

hey

did you do the one where it turns out the girl with no arms is actually disabled b/c of her aspergers

I did that one

I did... no regrets.


She's a much better person on codeine.

[Kitty Vintner]

I liked it because first act it's all light and fluffy and then the gloves come off and it's nothing but punches to your heart's gut.

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

>that feel when your too good of a poster for the broboard

[Myelinated]

Hey... That isn't my tripcode. I PEWPEWed some munnins last night.

I also ordered 5 pairs of delicious lululemon Underwear last night, feels good man.

[Securitas]

I'd recommend it it's about a young man coming to grips with having arrhythmia and learning that the disabled are people too

but it has boys having sex with cripples in it so not really your thing

but that's cool too I hear mass effect 3 lets you kiss a boy

Fixed.

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

Hey... That isn't my tripcode. I PEWPEWed some munnins last night.

Just put in a random one and actually guessed it from the original comic http://i.imgur.com/5SS38.jpg xDDDDDDDD

[Kitty Vintner]

Fixed.

Ableist

[Gluesticks]

I also ordered 5 pairs of delicious lululemon Underwear last night, feels good man.

u wot m8

I thought they just made trashy yoga pants.

[Myelinated]

u wot m8

I thought they just made trashy yoga pants.

They do, but their underwear is pretty good.

[akatookey]

Potato down, pirogi's in charge.

[blind guy]

White tree kicked.

[Don Peyote]

White tree kicked.

Broski's dead

[X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X]

http://youtu.be/4t4KcDsSCOw

join while u can nerds xD

Video flagged for terrorism.

[July]

As a sign of good will to Broski on this sad day, Lynch is going to publicly release this video of Elite pvp. In the carrier is Superskinny, high on weed needles, ratting in Delve. Be sure to check local chat the end.

[Viribus]

I swear to christ, fucking britpoors and their losing expensive ships...

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Broski's dead

Cause of death?

[teds]

potato famine FUCK CROMWELL

[Yue]

potato famine FUCK CROMWELL

MORE +rep for this man

[Securitas]

potato famine FUCK CROMWELL

EVOL is flying potatofleet (dominixes) right now so there's no potato famine here.

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

So the fabled broski tech moon has fallen.

http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8359

Lets have a moment of silence for the pilots who died in her defense.

http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1474

[July]

GF BL. We tried our best, but you guys managed to hold the field.

Edit: http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=2890

Broski didn't want that tech anyway.

[akatookey]

So now that our alliance is crippled, who's down to fuck?

[Ron Mexxico]

best part of taking that tech from ESG was that white noise. put a tower before gianstbane did rofl

but we got da tech from da silos

[Isurrender]

Hey, at least you got Lynch Squad mighty thrasher squad vOv

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

Hopefully broski can defend their other moon located at Planet VII - Moon 13 tech moon in Iralaja (which is out of timer). Sadly the broski army was not able to defend their tech moon leaving behind white noise to clean up their and Black Legion.s mess (pic related).



However there was a TEST fleet about to bridge in and defend the broski husk but since broski didn't show up they abandoned the defense and instead they tried to kill my reaper in a neutral bubble.

[Viribus]

W-we're not dead, we're just off doing more important stuff

Enjoy y-your stupid finns you non-sov-holding plebians

I-It's not like we WANT to be alive, o-or anything

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

my hips are moving on their own

[White Tree]

Where are all of your posts congratulating Broski for all of the times they saved the moon during the 7 times before that it was reinforced before it was actually lost.

[Viribus]

I'll mention it in broski's obituary

[July]

I wasn't sure if repping the tower with White Noise just blueballing PL titans counted and didn't want to post out of line.

My mistake though, please have your tower defense FCs post the 7 battlereports and I'll be sure to +rep them.


Super Duper Late Edit:

Sorry, bros. I did my best to defend the last tech moon. I was doing alright when it was just ev0ke, but when Init mysteriously showed up to reinforce them they forced my fleet off grid.
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=2905

GF ev0ke and Init! I hope we can do this again sometime!

[White Tree]

I'll mention it in broski's obituary

You should have mentioned it before because what you said earlier makes you seem kinda bitter bit I'm sure you're not bitter at all and I'm just CRAZY lmao.