White Noise plan to trick enemy into thinking the war is over is working. Now comes stage 2.
White Noise plan to trick enemy into thinking the war is over is working. Now comes stage 2.
Typically Russian tactic, reatreat and fight terribly until attrition wears the enemy down, and then throw millions of people at them to finish the job
Now that Stalin reference in Pzi's speech is starting to make sense.
Originally Posted by Planetary Genocide
dat ISK. So much money to be made off of a victory lap.
(5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and claim they are winning. Please show up in 1 hour if you are not already here and help us take 3 tech from raiden. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships
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dabigredboat is mad to the points hes grinding his teeth, asking why no one will fight his 700 man fleet,
YOU MAD BRO!!!
You might be reading too much into that broadcast. I'm no boatologist*, but I'm pretty sure that he was making fun of Raiden, not bitching about them.
*Although it would not surprise me if it came to pass that college courses were devoted to comprehending the entity that is "Da Berb".
boat if you need a cyno just ask no need to cry about it.
Goons and their scouts and cynos in every system was working well for you never mind its branch you can soon jammed it.
yar not good being on comms with him but someone has to suffer.
I'd hazard a guess he's about as ~mad~ as you are correct and not a shitposter.
Given the chase is on hes as mad as i am a shit poster,is not more so.
Oh wow boat is maaad better hide
by implication, good sir
by proxy would be having someone else do it
This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.
I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad
like Zapp ? Attachment 2319
I'm a licensed boatonist.
Structure shots with 700 guys are boat's favorite because then there's no target calling to interrupt story time :3
Also, listening to Mumble blow up due to people freaking out over Time Dilation making travel times horrible is even worse than hearing LEMMING get yelled by 30 hilarious Mumble chatters.
time dilation is lol
enjoy getting traffic controlled for 5 mins which is warped into 20mins
I'd forgotten what excruciatingly awful memes existed in this game. I'd like to consign "Lemming", along with "can i haz ur stuff" and "go play hello kitty online lol" to Room 101 please Paul
Wait wait wait...Time Dilation is live on Tranquility?
yea you need a new kugu name bro
"Lag Fixed, now Learning Implants"?
Fix Caldari.
"Fix Tech"
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
fix titans
Fix me.
Twitter: @WidotVenetianT - RIP Vile Rat.
Fix Economy
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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fix your posting
Fix TiDi
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
^ winner
I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.
I mourn thee, food talk — you blossomed and withered in the blink of an eye.
... squash blossoms stuffed with cheese, beer-battered and deep fried are delicious btw...
Anyway, what's the story behind the term "fleet doctorate"? Was that just a cute slip or is there something to it? Like, e.g.:
Raiden Dot graduated summa cum laude from the Interstellar University with a PhD in How to be Doing Other Things when Hordes are in Your Neighborhood.
Gets my vote, people who whine lemming as someone jumps are considerably more annoying. At least a lemming is only harming themselves, people who whine about them are inflicted their stupidity on the rest of us.
Having now experienced tidi I'll be bringing a decent book to fleet ops. For those that haven't experienced it, load your favourite film on your PC and now play it one frame at a time. That's tidi.
How is time dilation different than server lag?
stuff actually cycles.
Yeah, the game slows itself down enough for all the commands to get there and get processed. So everything is slow as shit, but everything gets done.
yet the titan you are trying to save from hotdrop is already dead because yooouuuurrrr gooooiiingggg iiinnnnn slooooooooowwmoootttioooonn
^
As practitioners of Boatshido know, Master Boater prefers the Pulpit of Blue Balls - Hairy Palm Technique.
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(5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and claim they are winning. Please show up in 1 hour if you are not already here and help us take 3 tech from raiden. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships
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Added to his own and daily chain of lies, those 3 raiden moons were saved without goons showing. I will rewrite the broadcast for the grunts.
(5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. Finally, we didnt take anything, evoke saved his low sec moon, the pos we were defending in x47 has been reinforced again and raiden saved his 3 moons. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and kill an anchoring sma pos and claim they are doing something while we are here at pos defending our pets moon like there is no tomorrow. Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships
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dabigredlier man you sure burned those goonNOOBs
You might as well not have bothered, your post somehow manages to be even less coherent than DBRB's. You should win an award for somehow managing that
ceeceepeeyet the titan you are trying to save from hotdrop is already dead because yooouuuurrrr gooooiiingggg iiinnnnn slooooooooowwmoootttioooonn
+3 tech -1 neo +3 tech +4 prom -33 tech +493483 neo -3.14 tungsten
The real question is : what happened to the Thulium? That's the big money moon.
Hey now,
Don't you touch my personal Thulium moon.
I need it just to pay for the fuel.
That the mining tower burns.
Fuck
Take the loss now, it'll be worth it in the future. Trust me, I am an expert in EVE economics with two years experience as a miner
because it's faggin ridiculous to jump a 200 man fleet into a 700 man fleet and the lolfaglicious time-what-the-hell-is-this-shit created to replace lag that CCP came up with.
Although in miner years that about 10 years
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
slow down I'm shit at story problems.
I was actually impressed at the speed those hardened pos got rf'ed.Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit.
Definitely much much faster than 15 dreads - only reloaded once in my maelstrom.
Other than that, blueballs for everybody (at least until 6 something eve, when I had to leave) and that sucked.
I sublimated my enormous aching blueballs into food, because now Branch makes me think about food.
Today i had salmon tartare, fried sweetbreads in a soy jus, seared fois with bruleed figs, and a burger with fried mushrooms and onions with swiss cheese, black truffles and more fois on top.
You fuckers better start fighting us or relieving blueballs via food is going to make me (even) fat(er).
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