Br0sk gets a homeland (how could this ever end poorly?)

**Don Peyote** · 2012-01-14

Saying let it die is implying that broski is still alive.

Broski's dead.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Saying let it die is implying that broski is still alive.

Broski's dead.

Broski may die, but it usually comes back in some reincarnated form (like VIDYA and SHURK), I'm just saying, leave it dead.

**Viribus** · 2012-01-14

**Securitas** · 2012-01-14

Ever since DIAT left things have been going downhill very fast. Look what you've done!

**Ant Talon** · 2012-01-14

Three years running and just as dead as ever.

[spoiler=Spoiler]Every broski splinter corp has made this claim.[spoiler=Spoiler] Every broski splinter corp died a painful death.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

**Kanloch** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Viribus

Everyone welcome

Lonetrek Trade and Industries

to Elite Space Guild!!

From the "policies" section on their website:

Best of luck to LTTI in their new home!

I know I'm late but I find myself wondering what the fuck tewkz was smoking when he decided to trade paragon (a bunch of terrible pubbies) for LTTI (another bunch of terrible pubbies) AND LITD or whatever they're called (a bunch of terrible hungarian pubbies)

**July** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Kanloch

I know I'm late but I find myself wondering what the fuck tewkz was smoking when he decided to trade paragon (a bunch of terrible pubbies) for LTTI (another bunch of terrible pubbies) AND LITD or whatever they're called (a bunch of terrible hungarian pubbies)

Judging by their alliance history (they bounce between alliances more than Boltzman's sister bounces between men) I wouldn't worry too hard about LTTI being in ESG.

**akatookey** · 2012-01-14

We ground the pubbie renter out of paragon (who joined on the express condition that they not pvp), we can do it out of anyone else.

**wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by akatookey

We ground the pubbie renter out of paragon (who joined on the express condition that they not pvp), we can do it out of anyone else.

you also ground them out of the alliance lmao

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-14

On the matters which actually are relevant, I had a Oreo blizzard today because its supposed to finally hit -30 in the next few days.

**Barry Zuckerkorn** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Myelinated

On the matters which actually are relevant

Good thing you actually did not mention broski.

And on Paragon leaving ESG, did anyone ever find out if RevJesus is alone in a channel and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound?

**akatookey** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace

you also ground them out of the alliance lmao

They didn't tell us how mad you actually made them, then they got mad at us because we didn't ban all of you from comms immediately. My bad ;-;.

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-14

Have you ever had a piece of toliet paper that got saturated with turd stick to a hair right outside your asshole and refuses to let go until you pluck it, then your hands get slightly covered in shit so you have to wash them off?

**Securitas** · 2012-01-14

What's toliet paper?

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Securitas

What's toliet paper?

It's what you use a cock for.

**Marivauder** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Securitas

What's toliet paper?

That thing which i noticed ran out when i went for a shit today

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Marivauder

That thing which i noticed ran out when i went for a shit today

OHH Damn.

Did you notice before or too late?

**zero** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Myelinated

Have you ever had a piece of toliet paper that got saturated with turd stick to a hair right outside your asshole and refuses to let go until you pluck it, then your hands get slightly covered in shit so you have to wash them off?

yes, I have been in broski for quite some time

**zero** · 2012-01-14

also how long until white tree joins [s]goons[/s] pl?

**Securitas** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Myelinated

It's what you use a cock for.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toliet

**July** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by zero

also how long until white tree joins [s]goons[/s] pl?

You misspelled lynch squad.

**Yue** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by July

You misspelled lynch squad.

He better upgrade that sad beard first.

**White Tree** · 2012-01-15

My beard owns.

**July** · 2012-01-15

Speaking of what owns, I engaged an innocent looking Test rifter and figured it was a typically fit failfit that I was going to 2-3 volley.

Turns out he was t2 gun w/barrage, scram, tracking disruptor, ab fit and knew to kite my meta 0 thrasher.

Basically I got no-scope 360 inverted slam dunked into a dumpster, which then he kicked off a bridge and as I fell was scooped up by Superman who then dropped me from even higher into another dumpster.

**zodt** · 2012-01-15

Man, I called an alliance meeting today

Spaghetti all over the place

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-01-15

Hey Someone on teamspeak said broski wasn't dead.

Is there hope at the end of this? Can 4chan truly find a home in Eve?

**Adri** · 2012-01-15

^ that's enough to know that Broski needs to die

**killstealing** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by zodt

Man, I called an alliance meeting today

Spaghetti all over the place

you shouldn't treat the alliance like a woman

**Dr Cheeto** · 2012-01-16

Most alliance directors would start a "state of the alliance" speech with some idea of what they want to discuss.

Not St Boltzmann. He's a sassy, independent alliance director who don't need no notes.

All hail our beardless leader.

**akatookey** · 2012-01-16

I gave that nigger notes but he messed up my order and all I got was spaghetti on the floor.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-01-16

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-01-16

old?

**Mfume** · 2012-01-16

old

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-01-16

yep

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-17

Originally Posted by July

Speaking of what owns, I engaged an innocent looking Test rifter and figured it was a typically fit failfit that I was going to 2-3 volley.

Turns out he was t2 gun w/barrage, scram, tracking disruptor, ab fit and knew to kite my meta 0 thrasher.

Basically I got no-scope 360 inverted slam dunked into a dumpster, which then he kicked off a bridge and as I fell was scooped up by Superman who then dropped me from even higher into another dumpster.

They're fuggin on to you m8

they have ADAPTED
like BORGS

you need to rotate your phaser frequency

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-17

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-01-17

So hows broski going to reimburse all these fleets with no tech or any ratting taxes? or is it just wess maggs and the buttzman doing reactions in lowsec for broskis sake?

Lynch at least is a mining corp in a pos shooting alliance so we reimburse our ospreys.

Aoshi88 · 2012-01-17

LTTI was screwed over in ZMV-9A and Narahn was promising and not delivering.

T'was time to leave.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by zodt

Man, I called an alliance meeting today

Spaghetti all over the place

I got hold of a recording of the state of the brunion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2BWocLNslI

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-01-18

broski's going to nullsec

**WomynPower** · 2012-01-18

white tree smoking weed 4 1st time lamo!!

**Adri** · 2012-01-18

true story

I used to carpool to work with my middle-aged redneck foreman. One day I left a bag of 'enhanced' brownies in his glove box that I didn't want to carry in to the job. Middle of the morning he was hungry and remembered the brownies, he ate the entire bag. Hilarity ensued. For years afterward I was known as the Keebler Elf.

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-18

Btw, when you make a Spreadsheet for how much Gas you mine, please don't allow them to be viewed and edited by everyone.

Original:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...hl=en_US#gid=0
(was up to around 60~+ people editing it when I last looked)

I made a copy so the the Original doesn't get it's actual financial info ruined
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...CMKasNwK#gid=0

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-18

Buttsquids sure are moving on up in the world xd

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-01-18

At least lynch is making money and isn't living in the scrub dumpster.

**Aerallo** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by Myelinated

Btw, when you make a Spreadsheet for how much Gas you mine, please don't allow them to be viewed and edited by everyone.

Original:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...hl=en_US#gid=0
(was up to around 60~+ people editing it when I last looked)

I made a copy so the the Original doesn't get it's actual financial info ruined
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...CMKasNwK#gid=0

I always found the Lynch Squad spreadsheets to be creative.

**zero** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by Myelinated

I made a copy so the the Original doesn't get it's actual financial info ruined
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...CMKasNwK#gid=0

Wow, 4 people made 2.2bil in 3 days doing fucking mining shit on pvp characters. Why are there no sanctums in ESG space?

**July** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by zero

Wow, 4 people made 2.2bil in 3 days doing fucking mining shit on pvp characters. Why are there no sanctums in ESG space?

Lucky for ESG nobody in Lynch Squad knows how to use the revision history on Google docs and they successfully made everyone mad. Speaking of spreadsheets that should be made private, cool 300-400 mill reimbursement for the month of December during a major invasion.

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by July

Lucky for ESG nobody in Lynch Squad knows how to use the revision history on Google docs and they successfully made everyone mad. Speaking of spreadsheets that should be made private, cool 300-400 mill reimbursement for the month of December during a major invasion.

We are that elite that no died......... or took part.

In all fairness People took part and died. Its just whoever was in charge of reimbursements went super saiyan jew and didn't reimburse those of us who died and had fits that were part of the test fleet doctrine but not broskis.

**Aerallo** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

We are that elite that no died......... or took part.

In all fairness People took part and died. Its just whoever was in charge of reimbursements went super saiyan jew and didn't reimburse those of us who died and had fits that were part of the test fleet doctrine but not broskis.

I'm pretty sure he reimbursed appropriately, but he did use TEST fleet doctrine when he poked me about my Rokh. Finger pointing to those that made the Broski fits huh?

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