The South - Not The Thread It Deserves, But The Thread It Needs Right Now

**Teak** · 2012-01-13

when did we ever say we was fighting for the underdogs?

It was the troll du jour a week or two ago when you guys were down doing RA's business for them. Now it's "Fighting for the vibrant Drone Lands because xDeathx gives new alliances space!" now that you guys are doing xDeathx's job for them.

Though to be fair, that sort of posting is more entertaining than "We gettin' paid to save Russian asses yet again"

**Ymir** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Teak

It was the troll du jour a week or two ago when you guys were down doing RA's business for them. Now it's "Fighting for the vibrant Drone Lands because xDeathx gives new alliances space!" now that you guys are doing xDeathx's job for them.

Though to be fair, that sort of posting is more entertaining than "We gettin' paid to save Russian asses yet again"

The Kremlin party line is something like this:

UAxDeath out of the kindness of his heart allows small fledgling alliances to grow for a nominal fee in his space.
He´s a chill bro and every effort should be made to save him from evil and greedy RMTing rentlord MACTEP.
Dronelands are absolutely vibrant and every system is full to the brim of RL players.

But yeah it is hilarious to watch Grath try to convince us that shit is indeed icecream.

**Yue** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Doink9731

To be fair it's a pretty good signature.

Understatement.

**Scotch** · 2012-01-13

It is a really good sig.

**Scotch** · 2012-01-13

I say that as someone who has sigs turned off.

**Agathor** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Ymir

The Kremlin party line is something like this:

UAxDeath out of the kindness of his heart allows small fledgling alliances to grow for a nominal fee in his space.
He´s a chill bro and every effort should be made to save him from evil and greedy RMTing rentlord MACTEP.
Dronelands are absolutely vibrant and every system is full to the brim of RL players.

But yeah it is hilarious to watch Grath try to convince us that shit is indeed icecream.

I stopped by the dronelands about a month ago. Its actually filled with carebear noobs, yes there are bots there like everywhere else. But my impression was that there was more peeps living there then in most regions in the south bar Delve.

**lothos** · 2012-01-13

It is an awesome sig

**Rydia** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Loremaster680

I think it should be terribly obvious that -A- doesnt deny that they are structure grinding. The idea that -A-&co. don't like to structure grind is probably the biggest troll in eve... I mean just look at them over the last few years...

Structure grind provi, realise all nearby structures have been ground so they lose their space. Then they structure grind Impass, Catch back just to get the warm fuzzies, kinda like a viagra for the upcoming months. They notice how Atlas doest want to structure grind, or fight, or log in.... and decide to grind Querious for them. With all nearby structures ground to ful health they head to Feyth, Tene, Omist and part of Detorid. Having though that the detorid structures were far too far to grind efficiently they decided to reset the cycle when the DRF came south by abandoning real defense in favor of trololololroam, only the DRF didnt take most of their space and left most structures intact.

DRF declares victory and structure grinding in Tene, Omist and in Catch begins anew and the -A- masses cheer wildly at the thought of hunting and capturing those wild and unpredictable structures when "Oh Joy of Joys!! PL is coming to take our structures!!! alas a year from now we can be happily smugpoasting about or reclamation skills as we grind back through all the structures that those silly russians didnt burn! In the meantime lets abandon catch and go help solar structure grind

EATH!!

Only PL/NCdot didnt really want structures and didnt do much to boost the moral of the structure-grind lobbyists, thankfully WTF and ARISE came to -A-'s aid and took back tene, Omist and Feyth structures they recently lost.

Now that PL is gone -A- can get back to what they truely enjoy. F1ing a station for hour upon glorious hour whilst snickering amongst themselves about how the rest of eve thinks this bores them. Late at night they fap to old videos of demolitions, buildings falling over and being built and of course shooting towers, hubs and stations....

OK
1/ You're excelent poster
2/ I've never read post here I've agreed on every single word
3/ You brought a smile to my face
4/ You GET us

Fuck me this is good, I never laughed so much here and at the same time go hm hmm true, yes, true - hmm, o look a funny - yes true.

ps 5/ obv. + rep

**Rydia** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Ymir

The Kremlin party line is something like this:

UAxDeath out of the kindness of his heart allows small fledgling alliances to grow for a nominal fee in his space.
He´s a chill bro and every effort should be made to save him from evil and greedy RMTing rentlord MACTEP.
Dronelands are absolutely vibrant and every system is full to the brim of RL players.

But yeah it is hilarious to watch Grath try to convince us that shit is indeed icecream.

be careful what you wish for

they may start calling us ice cream, and we wouldn't want that, right?

**Ymir** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Agathor

I stopped by the dronelands about a month ago. Its actually filled with carebear noobs, yes there are bots there like everywhere else. But my impression was that there was more peeps living there then in most regions in the south bar Delve.

Been longer since I went through there... in fact a lot longer,like a year or something.
Pockets of bots here and there otherwise deserted for the most part.

**Grath** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Ymir

Been longer since I went through there... in fact a lot longer,like a year or something.
Pockets of bots here and there otherwise deserted for the most part.

Its seen the longest stretch without a war, nobody wanted to poke Big Brother Bear, and its really well isolated. Plus it makes a shit ton of cash for the resident, all these combined to make a natural population draw.

**Malcore** · 2012-01-13

AAA shit posters being contrary and bitter. Why am I not surprised.

**Agathor** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Grath

Its seen the longest stretch without a war, nobody wanted to poke Big Brother Bear, and its really well isolated. Plus it makes a shit ton of cash for the resident, all these combined to make a natural population draw.

Not to mention pretty good true sec for some good isk making.

**teds** · 2012-01-13

why havn;t we had a really big supercap throwdown? is it because post LXQ2 redux everyone know's how those end up (soul crushing lag) or the factions involved are different or what?

**Ymir** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by Grath

Its seen the longest stretch without a war, nobody wanted to poke Big Brother Bear, and its really well isolated. Plus it makes a shit ton of cash for the resident, all these combined to make a natural population draw.

Yea something like 3-4 years or there about,, since SOLAR and LOD conquered that space from whoever lived there.
I remember SOLAR heading there shortly after Delve 1 when RA proper broke up and RN UAI and SF went their separate ways.

**Grath** · 2012-01-13

Originally Posted by teds

why havn;t we had a really big supercap throwdown? is it because post LXQ2 redux everyone know's how those end up (soul crushing lag) or the factions involved are different or what?

Actually we've had Veritas in local testing Time Dialation for every major fight out here, and there is almost no lag whatsoever. Not sure about the supers, I guess so far its because they've just not needed them.

so alone · 2012-01-14

First post so if you don't like the format you can kiss my grits.

Apparently Red Legion is under pressure and having a kill contest to rally the troops. Not sure if this is a corporation or for the whole alliance. I am guessing they are not happy that Nulli is about to take 66-PMM

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Runner Up # Faction Fit Nyx
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Third Prize # 5b isk or 200k exotic dancers you choice!
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Fourth Prize # Slave Set
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Fifth # Macherial
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**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

Actually we've had Veritas in local testing Time Dialation for every major fight out here, and there is almost no lag whatsoever. Not sure about the supers, I guess so far its because they've just not needed them.

So how's it work exactly?

**Grath** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

So how's it work exactly?

A little green circle pops up on the screen and everything goes into bullet time mode slowing down (or in Jogyns case he reported missiles going backwards), and the little circle that goes around your mod slows way the fuck down, then it goes away and everything works like normal, when weird things happen that would cause lots of lag (jump ins/outs, deploying a fuck ton of drones, new grid warp ins) the little green circle comes back and bullet time comes back.

The camera works normal speed now, so no big deal.

**Jones Bones** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

Not sure about the supers, I guess so far its because they've just not needed them.

AAA told me it was impossible to fight the supercap brigade. I'm not so sure you're as trustworthy.

**Loremaster680** · 2012-01-14

its not impossible, its just pointless at this stage I think, for -A- anyway. Solar might have more reason to try a super fight.

**Hinkledolph** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Ymir

The Kremlin party line is something like this:

UAxDeath out of the kindness of his heart allows small fledgling alliances to grow for a nominal fee in his space.
He´s a chill bro and every effort should be made to save him from evil and greedy RMTing rentlord MACTEP.
Dronelands are absolutely vibrant and every system is full to the brim of RL players.

But yeah it is hilarious to watch Grath try to convince us that shit is indeed icecream.

I wonder who RMTed more over the years XxxxXxxx or -A- ?

**Ymir** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Hinkledolph

I wonder who RMTed more over the years XxxxXxxx or -A- ?

With full respect for both i´d say Vuk.

**Hinkledolph** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Ymir

With full respect for both i´d say Vuk.

Well played Sir

**Blazde** · 2012-01-14

Vibrant is the new bot

World turns

And Vuk went full legit now, he sold $6.5million of LUKOIL shares just today

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

A little green circle pops up on the screen and everything goes into bullet time mode slowing down (or in Jogyns case he reported missiles going backwards), and the little circle that goes around your mod slows way the fuck down, then it goes away and everything works like normal, when weird things happen that would cause lots of lag (jump ins/outs, deploying a fuck ton of drones, new grid warp ins) the little green circle comes back and bullet time comes back.

The camera works normal speed now, so no big deal.

So basically Max Payne in space.

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Agathor

I stopped by the dronelands about a month ago. Its actually filled with carebear noobs, yes there are bots there like everywhere else. But my impression was that there was more peeps living there then in most regions in the south bar Delve.

And that's why Grath wants to help XiX/RA out, right?

And then before that PL wanted to help XiX/RA out "for the lulz"

And then before that PL wanted to help XiX/RA "fight for the underdog" (you're OK with the underdog getting fucked now)

And then before that it was helping XiX/WN "to break up the carebear coalition" (you're fine with carebear coalitions now)

Honestly, you're playing spacemercs; we believe you. You don't need to make up outrageously transparent excuses. MC did because no one believed they were independent from BoB, but PL don't. You can just say "We're getting paid like a convoy of Titans for doing this".

**Grath** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malcanis

(you're OK with the underdog getting fucked now)

You seem to be off your meds lately, exactly who do you think the underdog is in the drone war?

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-14

Well obviously it's not the alliance with no blues getting gangbanged, that's not what being an underdog is.

**tgr** · 2012-01-14

**Velonad** · 2012-01-14

And the saga continues. Ding dong.

**Grath** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Well obviously it's not the alliance with no blues getting gangbanged, that's not what being an underdog is.

Which alliance in the drone regions has no standings and is getting gang banged, would that be the SOLAR/Gypsy/ROL/AAA/IRC side, or the XIX/PL/NCdot/RA/Rentergroup guys?

**Ymir** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

Which alliance in the drone regions has no standings and is getting gang banged, would that be the SOLAR/Gypsy/ROL/AAA/IRC side, or the XIX/PL/NCdot/RA/Rentergroup guys?

Why are you trying to sell us this underdog BS man? ... just say you are getting payed a fucktonne of ISK/Titans whatever and be done with it.
Nobody really cares why you went there until you tried to sell your UAxDeath is our brosef and a good Samaritan bullshit.

**Malaclypse** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by tgr

I think what you ment to say was

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**ohnoes** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malcanis

You can just say "We're getting paid like a convoy of Titans for doing this".

These Titans were built by vibrant bots, who they must now defend as an underdog.

**Ymir** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by ohnoes

These Titans were built by vibrant bots, who they must now defend as an underdog.

Think I´ll write a botscript and call it Vibrant Underdog.

**tgr** · 2012-01-14

Seriously, Grath and Malcanis needs to go hatefuck behind a shed or something and get over this tension.

**ripper van** · 2012-01-14

the one who is paying PL for help is automatically the underdog, thats not that hard to understand actually. Otherwise they would not need help, right?

**Grath** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

I think what you ment to say was

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Notice who's on top.

Malcanis I'm DTF, but I do the pushin.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by tgr

Seriously, Grath and Malcanis needs to go hatefuck behind a shed or something and get over this tension.

They used to get on so well

**lothos** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by ripper van

the one who is paying PL for help is automatically the underdog, thats not that hard to understand actually. Otherwise they would not need help, right?

Well the underdog was solar for figthing xxdeadxx i think, and they were kicking there ass apparently .

**Y SO MAD [banned]** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

Which alliance in the drone regions has no standings and is getting gang banged, would that be the SOLAR/Gypsy/ROL/AAA/IRC side, or the XIX/PL/NCdot/RA/Rentergroup guys?

That's not exactly objective.

A week ago Gypsies were reinforcing Solar moons and systems in Geminate.

Hell, a week ago it was:

SOLAR/IRC vs XIX/PL/NCDOT/Renters/Goons/WN/Gorgons(who had all come to help XIX at one point or another) vs Gypsies/AAA/ROL

**Gandalf Team** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malcanis

And then before that PL wanted to help XiX/RA "fight for the underdog" (you're OK with the underdog getting fucked now)

Are you seriously trying to say that in a conflict between RA/xDx and pets (that's all that's left when you remove PL/NCdot from the equation) vs. Solar/IRC/Gipsy/-A-/ROL and whoever else might be coming to the party RA/xDx would not be the underdog in terms of military capability?

Solar might have been the blobbed side when they attacked xDx alone, but they got a lot of friends in the meantime.

**ripper van** · 2012-01-14

why should the underdog not die actually, even more if its bot/RMT faggot empire without any combat compatibility? That would be all right IMO.

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Grath

Notice who's on top.

Malcanis I'm DTF, but I do the pushin.

You'll probably have to tell me when it's in too.

**Grath** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by Malcanis

You'll probably have to tell me when it's in too.

Dear Ripper Van, if you hadn't noticed, Malcanis and I have taken this time to start talkin dirty to each other.

Kindly fuck off you're ruining the mood.

**tgr** · 2012-01-14

Quoting malcanis, talking to ripper van.

I sense a dirty man triangle coming up.

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by tgr

Quoting malcanis, talking to ripper van.

I sense a dirty man triangle coming up.

Hell no I have standards

**ripper van** · 2012-01-14

he's loving graths cock more, thats absolutely fine for me, really - no problem.

**tgr** · 2012-01-14

Originally Posted by ripper van

he's loving graths cock more, thats absolutely fine for me, really - no problem.

I think you want that beard in your life.

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