Tales From the South

**Grath** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Ymir

Fixed that for ya bud

You don't have to drop what you left to guard it in the first place, I'll never understand why people come to our space then complain when we use our ships in it.

**Arrador** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Grath

You don't have to drop what you left to guard it in the first place, I'll never understand why people come to our space then complain when we use our ships in it.

Natural order of things. Remember how people would bitch about the NC blobbing?

**Grath** · 2011-12-15

People of EVE, you may wonder why PL is in the south, you may think that our being here is over the top and totally unwanted or uncalled for.

But I challenge you. I will present to you, in this post, irrefutable evidence that the faggotry in the south has reach such a level, that god himself has willed us to come south and shit stomp some of it.

Exhibit A:

Attachment 2170

Our beautiful G-G tower, if this comes out too small, its a dick several kilometers tall, complete with balls and a jizzing explosion of Neut batteries.

In short an absolute work of art.

Somebody down here petitioned this masterpiece of tower art, somebody, has no soul, no hutzpah, and obviously, not a shred of an evident personality. I say to you Kugu reader, after having seen the evidence, are we not just, are we not right, and are they not such incredible fucking babies, that this war is not only justified, but demanded by every fiber of our being?

**NOTwhitetree** · 2011-12-15

God damn. Do you you do requests?

Can you do a space vagina for me pls?

**Grogoth** · 2011-12-15

I made the space dongue, and I will be making it into an open and closed bracket ()

It *may* resemble a vagina, but rest assured, should it be petitioned I will find a myriad of reasons why it isn't a vagina

**Stronke** · 2011-12-15

You were simply placing all the modules at their optimal places right?

**Grath** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Stronke

You were simply placing all the modules at their optimal places right?

No we were making a gigantic space dick

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-12-15

Space dongue, best dongue.

**Stronke** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Grath

No we were making a gigantic space dick

I challenge you to making a new one

[spoiler=NSFW]

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**Desert Punk** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Grath

No we were making a gigantic space dick

An accurate metaphorical representation of PL indeed if there ever was one.

**Grogoth** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Desert Punk

An accurate metaphorical representation of PL indeed if there ever was one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1NOY_iQtU

**Stronke** · 2011-12-15

CCP being the asshole?

**Grogoth** · 2011-12-15

Maybe PL are the assholes, shitting all over your dicks and pussies?

**Dunn Idaho** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Grath

People of EVE, you may wonder why PL is in the south, you may think that our being here is over the top and totally unwanted or uncalled for.

But I challenge you. I will present to you, in this post, irrefutable evidence that the faggotry in the south has reach such a level, that god himself has willed us to come south and shit stomp some of it.

Exhibit A:

Attachment 2170

Our beautiful G-G tower, if this comes out too small, its a dick several kilometers tall, complete with balls and a jizzing explosion of Neut batteries.

In short an absolute work of art.

Somebody down here petitioned this masterpiece of tower art, somebody, has no soul, no hutzpah, and obviously, not a shred of an evident personality. I say to you Kugu reader, after having seen the evidence, are we not just, are we not right, and are they not such incredible fucking babies, that this war is not only justified, but demanded by every fiber of our being?

If your gonna jizz, do it with white noise batteries atleast...

**Hilmar Keller** · 2011-12-15

**Hilmar Keller** · 2011-12-15

Also, should be noted that some moronic corp in Nulli had a SwastiPOS that the Goons, of all people, petitioned. Faggotry is not entirely relegated to the South, people.

**Kel'taith** · 2011-12-15

I thought it was a thorax Grogoth, at least that's what we should say in public...

**Kevin** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Also, should be noted that some moronic corp in Nulli had a SwastiPOS that the Goons, of all people, petitioned. Faggotry is not entirely relegated to the South, people.

I did nazi that coming.

**Fix Lag** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Also, should be noted that some moronic corp in Nulli had a SwastiPOS that the Goons, of all people, petitioned. Faggotry is not entirely relegated to the South, people.

How'd you know it was a Goon and not some white knight Nulli-fag?

**Konev** · 2011-12-15

i thought it was that hindu peace symbol and not the swastika.

**Stronke** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Grogoth

Maybe PL are the assholes, shitting all over your dicks and pussies?

That's not nice of you then.

Can I not just see you as the penis, one that rams my vagina over and over and

**Propagandas** · 2011-12-15

so A PUPPETMASTER we gonna merge or what?

**Securitas** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Ymir

Manny is chill as fuck witch cannot be said about Securitas anymore ... what happened mang?

Umm..what? I still do the same roams with many of the same people as I always have. What do I have to do with manny anyway?

**Securitas** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

Is anyone else feeling decidedly uneasy about so of the newer rising posters?

You are ?a new rising poster.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2011-12-15

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

How'd you know it was a Goon and not some white knight Nulli-fag?

I'm erring on the side of statistical faggotry.

**Propagandas** · 2011-12-16

01:43:06
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Habitual Euthanasia has claimed sovereignty in GE-8JV on behalf of Pandemic Legion

1dh begins

**Lorren Canada** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Securitas

You are ?a new rising poster.

True, but now that I almost have 11 green bars and have hit <2.00 r/p I'm feeling a little more confident. Honestly I used to feel like I was walking on egg shells everytime I made a post. I think the real "rising" part is from when you start until you earn those 11 green bars.

**Kas Riel** · 2011-12-16

I rather liked PL's tower back when INIT took GE-

the deathstar of david

**Propagandas** · 2011-12-16

yea that is some AAA hacking right there, no troll

edit;
[03:09:33] JOGYN: Aahhaha
[03:09:36] JOGYN: titan route spotted
[03:09:38] JOGYN: WOOOPS

http://i.imgur.com/8gdIk.jpg

**Hilmar Keller** · 2011-12-16

The Jewstar of Negrep

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-12-16

Can we get a witty one to two paragraph post explaining everything that's happening south of Curse

**Far** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Propagandas

1dh begins

Up next: HED-GP

Find those tender sphincters.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Far

Up next: HED-GP

Find those tender sphincters.

We didn't really want that crucial bottleneck high-sec entrance anyway.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Carlton Banks

Can we get a witty one to two paragraph post explaining everything that's happening south of Curse

Good luck with that, there is nothing witty about what's happening south of Curse

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Propagandas

yea that is some AAA hacking right there, no troll

edit;
[03:09:33] JOGYN: Aahhaha
[03:09:36] JOGYN: titan route spotted
[03:09:38] JOGYN: WOOOPS

http://i.imgur.com/8gdIk.jpg

damn jogyn p baller to have a cyno on your titan

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

True, but now that I almost have 11 green bars and have hit <2.00 r/p I'm feeling a little more confident. Honestly I used to feel like I was walking on egg shells everytime I made a post. I think the real "rising" part is from when you start until you earn those 11 green bars.

It's the red letters that puts the cherry on the top.

**Manny** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

damn jogyn p baller to have a cyno on your titan

Thats what you call tankfit in PL

**Ymir** · 2011-12-16

Manny is it just me or did your posting become worse after Shadoo came back to the game?
Seems like you are choking on something.

?

**penifSMASH** · 2011-12-16

an AAA poster complaining someone else's posting is shitty? rofl

**Malaclypse** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Grath

People of EVE, you may wonder why PL is in the south, you may think that our being here is over the top and totally unwanted or uncalled for.

But I challenge you. I will present to you, in this post, irrefutable evidence that the faggotry in the south has reach such a level, that god himself has willed us to come south and shit stomp some of it.

Exhibit A:

Attachment 2170

Our beautiful G-G tower, if this comes out too small, its a dick several kilometers tall, complete with balls and a jizzing explosion of Neut batteries.

In short an absolute work of art.

Somebody down here petitioned this masterpiece of tower art, somebody, has no soul, no hutzpah, and obviously, not a shred of an evident personality. I say to you Kugu reader, after having seen the evidence, are we not just, are we not right, and are they not such incredible fucking babies, that this war is not only justified, but demanded by every fiber of our being?

Regarding the tower, yesterday I told David on jabber already why this POS setup was petitioned most likely:
For a true dick star it has too many guns fitted. v0v

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

It's the red letters that puts the cherry on the top.

That's dark magenta, not red.

**Mira Z** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Grath

People of EVE, you may wonder why PL is in the south, you may think that our being here is over the top and totally unwanted or uncalled for.

But I challenge you. I will present to you, in this post, irrefutable evidence that the faggotry in the south has reach such a level, that god himself has willed us to come south and shit stomp some of it.

Exhibit A:

Attachment 2170

Our beautiful G-G tower, if this comes out too small, its a dick several kilometers tall, complete with balls and a jizzing explosion of Neut batteries.

In short an absolute work of art.

Somebody down here petitioned this masterpiece of tower art, somebody, has no soul, no hutzpah, and obviously, not a shred of an evident personality. I say to you Kugu reader, after having seen the evidence, are we not just, are we not right, and are they not such incredible fucking babies, that this war is not only justified, but demanded by every fiber of our being?

I'm jealous, not just that this is clearly better than my effort from back Atlas kicked my alliance out the space we were living in at the time, but also that you got petitioned for it. This was, for me, the entire point of the exercise. A point that I failed...

**Mira Z** · 2011-12-16

You might go as far as to say I have space-penis envy...

**Murr** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

That's dark magenta, not red.

Die..

**Malaclypse** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Murr

Die..

That's mean!

You know I'm unavailingly trying for months...

**Traakile** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

That's dark magenta, not red.

To a colorblind poster it's all the same, doesn't make the posts any better.

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-12-16

15 man NC. gang bridged onto my cynabal.

they failed to kill me and proceeded to tell me how terrible of a pilot I was (for not dying for them).

Asking why they weren't doing anything else...

"we're bored"

**Max** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by Carlton Banks

Can we get a witty one to two paragraph post explaining everything that's happening south of Curse

Motherfucking Mallers, thats what.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

15 man NC. gang bridged onto my cynabal.

they failed to kill me and proceeded to tell me how terrible of a pilot I was (for not dying for them).

Asking why they weren't doing anything else...

"we're bored"

Lemme guess; that's a teaser for your next blog entry.

**Malcanis** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

15 man NC. gang bridged onto my cynabal.

they failed to kill me and proceeded to tell me how terrible of a pilot I was (for not dying for them).

Asking why they weren't doing anything else...

"we're bored"

Surely you have a few structures left that they could be reinforcing?

**Yui** · 2011-12-16

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

15 man NC. gang bridged onto my cynabal.

they failed to kill me and proceeded to tell me how terrible of a pilot I was (for not dying for them).

Asking why they weren't doing anything else...

"we're bored"

This is perfectly normal in my books. Dropping on Nulli/SE/ROL/-A- guys when they deny us fights otherwise. 15man might be a bit overkill for one ship but hey you got them by the titan, why not. Take a number and only say 1 is to jump? Derp.

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