Tales From the South

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Dezzy

holy shit that game, no first downs in the first half? Sanduskied dat bulldog in the 2nd half tho

Dude everyone knows LSU was just half assing it in the first half, its hard to hear that you are so far and ahead the best team in America that you can lose your last game and still make it to the national championship, and that you will also doom smash Georgia no problem, and then come out and take the game seriously from the beginning.

They got serious for the second half though and made Georgia look pathetic so its all good. The Alabama Gumps gonna be near suicidal after they lose to us again in the championship. It's going to shake their whole belief system that they are the entitled best team in the land.

**Max** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Scotch

C3N is where all the cool kids hang out.

e: and shoot Nulli

I still suffer from PTSD from C3N.

The slow clicking of the clock on my wall and the warm weight of my cat on my lap brings to mind the crushing gravity of LadyScarlet's growing baby, the minutes that stretched into hours as the very fabric of space-time was torn asunder by overwhelming forces emanating from the black hole that surrounded the space station housing her child. As I sit in my chair here, the long shadows of twilight make me twitch and think of the giant shadows cast upon our tiny spacecraft by the titanic star ships guarding the birthplace. The leaps of light from my fireplace makes my skin crawl as I remember watching long slow flashes stretching across space, each one touching a black dot in the sky, a sudden blaze of light, then silence. The mumbled sound of life outside, a barking dog, a passing young couple taking an evening stroll, only triggers memories of a voice that I heard from my cockpit radio. A faint, broken transmission of a dog barking, with a few words mixed in... "keep firing-bark bark-ignore the enemy, shoot the spacestation!-barkbarkbark..."

Humph, I suppose C3N is a nicer place now. You new settlers in the star system wouldn't notice the thousand ghosts floating in space, sometimes crying out in terror and anguish, or just whispering in your ear. There is no one to hear and comfort them, their only future the unending eternity of black, cold, space.

**Vince Draken** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

I thought comedy of the night was when PL killed Sage's dread and he cried on comms and then to you and you replaced it and he was all happy again.

Then again, we are all entitled to our own opinions.

If this is true for the first time i will +rep you for the first time ever!

Because that shit is fucking retarded.

**Sage** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Vince Draken

If this is true for the first time i will +rep you for the first time ever!

Because that shit is fucking retarded.

Retarded as it may seem given its shell perception; there’s a bit more too it…

As the dude who makes shit happen down here, I’m contacted by your FC to co-ordinate a strategic strike on AAA if they came to defend their tower. Later I’m told you guys are pewing with AAA, that PL is on ~standby~ and to form a fleet (priority dreads). 46DP is cyno jammed, and RA’s asleep, so we’ve got no way of cycling jammer. Active dreads already in jammed system = 1 (me; and thank fuck with what came to happen). So with a 50man pulse BS fleet in toe, I engage the tower. 3 minutes later PL’s in system, for what I naively presumed was for the sole purpose of hitting AAA shit on this occasion. I give my assurance to my fleet all is well, relax, and disregard any impulses to shoot at any target other then what’s broadcasted. Regrettably, we had every opportunity to exit field, but chose not to based on my active convo with Cold. He’d since become occupied shooting shit, and well – woops.

PL/TEST land on grid, engage 1… 2 of our fleet members. I’m yelling at Cold for some clarification while I find myself as the next primary – so I call for my guys to GTFO. Anwho, insert classic emo rage with lots of ~F~ words. Cold offered to throw some ISK (probably just to shut me up) and I took it like the dirty whore I am. Unlike you fortunate bitches, I’ve been tech sober for 6 months now lol.

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

I used to RMT and then I took an arrow in the knee

**Grim** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Omeega

I used to RMT and then I took an arrow in the knee

I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.

**Vince Draken** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Sage

there’s a bit more too it…

Still looking for that reason, lets just hope it was out of his own wallet -_-, now i have to fucking rep PK......

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Can we talk about college football in this thread now instead, or just football (American) in general.

Here let me help get you started honey badger coalition with your name sake, Tyrann "honey badger" Mathieu:

HB7 swag, the last punt return near the end is just too nasty.

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

I thought College was for educated people with some kind of money.
Somehow this video only shows black people dishing it out - discuss.

**Smelly Old Vet** · 2011-12-09

@progodlegend

I rase you one of the best young football players.

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

For you non Americans out there. America is this weird country where all of our schools and universities have sports teams, and kids grow up playing sports through their schools. Some sports have separate off-season leagues, but the school teams are where a majority of the kids in America play organized sports , and football is almost entirely school only as it takes large teams to even play the game.

Its a completely overlooked advantage to the American school system that experts just overlook when comparing high schools and middle schools to other countries. Of course this is college football though, that's different

**Ymir** · 2011-12-09

I too have a hard time understanding why a sport which involves carrying or trowing the ball around is called Football.

@ Omee; University is where American youth goes at the expense of their parents to get drunk/stoned/wasted off their minds for 4 years before getting raped by their employers the rest of their lives.(no unions lol USA)

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-12-09

That kid...that's like superhuman shit right there.

Amazing.

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Because we like to piss Europeans off by calling their sport soccer and their distances feet and miles and their sunsets 6 o'clock P.M.

We just have swag like that.

Edit: and yea, Neymar has obviously got some swag about him. I am a mild futbol fan, if the EPL games weren't on so early in America I'd watch more often.

**Stronke** · 2011-12-09

Oh look rugby for the mentally challenged.

**Stronke** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by progodlegend

For you non Americans out there. America is this weird country where all of our schools and universities have sports teams, and kids grow up playing sports through their schools. Some sports have separate off-season leagues, but the school teams are where a majority of the kids in America play organized sports , and football is almost entirely school only as it takes large teams to even play the game.

Its a completely overlooked advantage to the American school system that experts just overlook when comparing high schools and middle schools to other countries. Of course this is college football though, that's different

and yet you still manage to all become fat as fuck

**Ymir** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

That kid...that's like superhuman shit right there.

Amazing.

Yea widely expected to join either Real Madrid or Manchester City for what would amount to be Liberia´s deficit this year.

**cloaky** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Ymir

I too have a hard time understanding why a sport which involves carrying or trowing the ball around is called Football.

@ Omee; University is where American youth goes at the expense of their parents to get drunk/stoned/wasted off their minds for 4 years before getting raped by their employers the rest of their lives.(no unions lol USA)

Probably the same reason they adulterate the English language by mispelling: Aluminium, Centre, Metre, Colour, Armour etc.etc.etc.

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

Man City, the club that failed at progressing beyond to the final rounds in the CL..

Money doesn't buy everything ;p

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

It's a shame he's as retarded and selfish as Ronaldo.
We would have welcomed him to Barcelona but his IQ is just a bit too low.
(But perfect for Madrid)

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-12-09

naw not the soccer prancing ballet fag

the football kid

gd pastry munching glowstick waving euro fags

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Chopin

Man City, the club that failed at progressing beyond to the final rounds in the CL..

Money doesn't buy everything ;p

It could have been Manchester United. Dare I say they got beaten by Switzerland's best team?

And Switzerland is mostly known for its chocolate, money laundring, nazi gold and mountains.
Footballs arrives on #131'214 just behind "Yay, our contry name is similar to Sweden, somehow!"

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

I am indeed talking about Man City.

My football team has gone from being awesome, to being put into administration 2 times by two Russian owners.....yeahhhhh!

**Ymir** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Chopin

Man City, the club that failed at progressing beyond to the final rounds in the CL..

Money doesn't buy everything ;p

The 400m £ Sheikh Whatshisname has spent on Man Shitty has bought an awful lot in the last 3 years, oh and much like their next door neighbors ManUre who also did not qualify beyond the Group Stages of CL

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P.s ... Chopin would be a Pompey fan I take it.

**Smelly Old Vet** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

naw not the soccer prancing ballet fag

the football kid

gd pastry munching glowstick waving euro fags

tl;dr I am a dumb American

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Ymir

P.s ... Chopin would be a Pompey fan I take it.

What gave it away Ymir

**Dunarad** · 2011-12-09

American football is rugby for pussies.

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

French rugby players would fit right in then..

apart from that Cheval guy...or Chabal..whatever that giant with a beard was called.

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

naw not the soccer prancing ballet fag

the football kid

gd pastry munching glowstick waving euro fags

Amurrica. And yea, Tyrann does shit in football i've never seen anyone be able to do, how he consistently strips the ball for himself just fucking confuses me still.

Also, Lul at everyone talking about European soccer, those leagues are soooooooo competitive........ Its the same 3 or 4 teams at the top of every league every year its just retarded,
EPL: Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal, and then Liverpool/Man City (now I guess since they are spending so much money)
La liga: Real Madrid and Barcelona
Serie A: Is like Juventus, Milan, Inter, and maybe another occasionally.

It's like, why even bother with the season, just bypass all that shit, bypass group play in the champions league, and then have the tourney once a year.

**Dunarad** · 2011-12-09

Chopin, can you please remember me who was named best rugby player of 2011?

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

It was Martin Johnson

That's a joke btw..

If it is a french player I will be sad, because the WC showed how shit they were. Should have been Wales in the final

**Dysphonia** · 2011-12-09

All this talk of the CL is reminding me Man U went out, and now I am sad :<

**Scotch** · 2011-12-09

It was me. I was the best rugby player of 2011.

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Don't worry, they will be back in contention next year, and the many years after................. What are the vegas odds on stuff like this?

Also I was unaware that Rugby was a big sport professionally, I thought you guys just played soccer year round, and then all the other sports were just kind of meh on the side.

**Dunarad** · 2011-12-09

Martin Johnson stopped playing in 2005. He was funny, but not amongst my favorite players.

**Velonad** · 2011-12-09

This is now a thread about the virtues and pitfalls of Football, in all it's different incarnations.

**Ymir** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Chopin

What gave it away Ymir

Have a soft spot for Pompey since Hermann Hreiðarsson is playin there .. and not many English teams have this history of Russian owners and administration

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

Was it actually a french player

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

Have a soft spot for Pompey since Hermann Hreiðarsson is playin there .. and not many English teams have this history of Russian owners and administration

Hermann the Terminator!!!

<3

**Agathor** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Chopin

Hermann the Terminator!!!

<3

Funfact: Hermann means soldier and he played in the Vestman Islands before he went to England.

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

I'll be watching El Clàssic (

Vee) saturday evening with all my catalan friends.
TOT EL CAMP, ES UN CLAN, SOM LA GENT BLAUGRANAAAAA!

**Omeega** · 2011-12-09

Shit, I'm aproaching my 1000th post, what should I do? Any suggestions?

**Mike Rotch** · 2011-12-09

Stop posting when you reach your 999th post?

**Stronke** · 2011-12-09

My hero ^__^

**Bowkers** · 2011-12-09

How much you're looking forward to being reincarnated as soviet pooh bear!

**Marivauder** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Omeega

Shit, I'm aproaching my 1000th post, what should I do? Any suggestions?

A video of yourself doing that russian dance, cause it would be funny, and we'd all rep you forever

**Grath** · 2011-12-09

Originally Posted by Vince Draken

Still looking for that reason, lets just hope it was out of his own wallet -_-, now i have to fucking rep PK......

Mybad

**progodlegend** · 2011-12-09

Rugby is just not as physical as American football, its scientifically proven, and rugby has no hits like this(video starts out choppy but fixes after 5 seconds, don't click for new version it doesn't work just watch replay.):