Br0sk gets a homeland (how could this ever end poorly?)

**Dumuzid** · 2011-12-05

Originally Posted by MandozerTheGreat

Also there was that one time I got really high at a rave on pure colombian coke, Ketamine (ALSO CUT WITH COKE), new york state epills, and a fuckton of weed, came back from it, and had nothing better to do then volunteer to lead waffles on a awoxing roam just because that was the subject of discussion on mumble. And killed.....a single FCON Drake. I mean I can tell you I promise not to do it again because...I mean I didn't even remember doing it I just woke up the next day with my ESG alt purged and was like SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. Also the fact that I am drug free these days, exception being the dexadrine that I pop occasionally to push me through night shifts with no sleep, that I have a legal script for. I like drugs alot but I like making money even more so one had to go.

That being said, Past precedence is strongly against me: Not being a sperger, not randomly shooting blues because I don't like them or their faggot pubbie corp, not killing annoying FCs during strategic ops, and last but not least, lacking remorse for 2 and 3 (for at least 3 months after the fact) as well as telling directors to go fuck themselves. Its really hard to shake that reputation too especially when you say fuck it/fuck up and keep adding on to it.

Edit: Pretty much to be unblacklisted, I would have to suck my own dick until I ejaculated, gargle then swallow visibly/audibly/MOST IMPORTANT: Happily, then post the video in FYAD. Then it still wouldn't work 9 times out of ten though I'd probably become FYAD IK for like a year or some shit so I guess thats a perk.

i read this shit like six times over and still don't understand it

but the dick sucking part is gay, hth

**Dumuzid** · 2011-12-05

leaving for japan in three days

will take lots of pictures

apparently buying falz some gundam condoms so he can fuck his pillow with the power of deathscythe or some shit

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-05

roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.

**zodt** · 2011-12-05

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.

GOOK. WILL GROW LARGER!!

**Viribus** · 2011-12-05

I was actually seriously considering accepting Daley's application to Bear Force One

EDIT: what the fuck is the point of doing ketamine and coke at the same time

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-05

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.

I had a dream that I put up a medium bubble behind a POS, logoffskii'd, and 20 mackinaws/hulks and 2 rorquals were there for me when I logged back in. Then the dream stopped being about eve online and started being about having wild animal sex with a asuka langley cosplay chick true story.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-05

All my dreams crushed, pwned.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-05

how could you kick GOOK.?

i asked tewkz about this and he said it was okay.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-05

White Tree has me blocked and I still don't know whats going besides josh is a fucking babby cause god forbid I wanna shoot the shit with someone I think is a bro. I'm victim of DoTA2 faggotry lol. I'm literally a fucking outcast now no troll feels bad man.

**Viribus** · 2011-12-05

Hey Junko could you post "Im a big fuckin baby.jpg" 'cause I don't have it saved for some reason, thanks in advance

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-05

Originally Posted by Viribus

I was actually seriously considering accepting Daley's application to Bear Force One

EDIT: what the fuck is the point of doing ketamine and coke at the same time

Honestly, the ketamine was first and was supposed to enhance the E high which it did really well. Like we went to crash at my homeboys girls place after that rave and I was like on the floor staring at the ceiling or looking at his chick who was..fucking doing yoga and dancing and shit to some ambient dubstep beat in candle light. She was no troll in the bathroom talking about she was levitating and shit. I don't say no to extra drugs though I just keep going.

Also i dunno if you were talking to me or not with your last post. If you are, I'm trying to take this one in stride but fuck I'm hazed, confused, and fucked up. I dunno what to think tbqh.

**captainktainer** · 2011-12-05

I am absolutely racking my brain to figure out some reasonable explanation for whatever psychosis would compel one to permit ex-PuPPet MasTers into one's alliance, aside from being irreversibly warped by the twisting howl of the Warp. And, yet, there Domination. sits, its only redeeming feature the two BLACK-MARK kills on its recent killboard and a lone, silent FCON Heron kill.

**Viribus** · 2011-12-05

I imagine britfags are responsible at some level

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-05

free mandozer and free GOOK.

**zodt** · 2011-12-05

do not worry leet, i will slay the irish dragon

he is immense though, it will take time

**Myelinated** · 2011-12-05

Meanwhile in Lynch Squad.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2011-12-05

Meanwhile in Broski.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-06

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

free mandozer and free GOOK.

**White Tree** · 2011-12-06

Originally Posted by zodt

do not worry leet, i will slay the irish dragon

he is immense though, it will take time

put the matches down son u gonna get burned

**Shoogafoots Jones** · 2011-12-06

For a fully fit Redeemer I promise to get Mandozer back into ESG.

This isn't even a troll. I can make this happen.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-06

i don't negotiate with terrorists

**Traakile** · 2011-12-06

Best thread of the week -prize goes to broski thread on the criteria of having pictures and small words. I like both.

**Securitas** · 2011-12-06

Now that DIAT is in ESG it really it is Elite.

Jk I'm happy for my old corp, this should work out nicely.

**Rer** · 2011-12-06

Back to how things probably should have been tbh, our bad for muddling things up o/

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-12-06

Originally Posted by Securitas

Now that DIAT is in ESG it really it is Elite.

Jk I'm happy for my old corp, this should work out nicely.

Oh

. We are Trolling the fuck out of them on TS right now.

In fairness to them, they seem to be taking it well. Hopefully within a few weeks we will culturally dominate them.

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-12-06

Wtfdoublepost.

Kugu hates Chrome

**Marivauder** · 2011-12-07

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

Wtfdoublepost.

Kugu hates Chrome

Firefox

**Skinae** · 2011-12-07

Firefox is the laggiest buggiest piece of shit there is now.

The new IE is better than it.

**Midori Tsu** · 2011-12-07

I still use Firefox 2. Although i also use chrome because firefox 2 doesn't work with everything anymore.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-07

Originally Posted by Shoogafoots Jones

For a fully fit Redeemer I promise to get Mandozer back into ESG.

This isn't even a troll. I can make this happen.

I'll give penifsmash a chelm's heavy neut for a ISRAD [s]scam[/s] Vouch before I give you a fully fit combat redeemer.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-07

GOOK. will rise again.

In other news I've set mandozer loose on Fountain while we're absent :twisted:

**White Tree** · 2011-12-07

The 0rphanage has declared war on Elite Space Guild.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-12-08

You're not a pubbielord until your alliance is losing Tengus on the 4-4 undock.

**July** · 2011-12-08

Originally Posted by White Tree

The 0rphanage has declared war on Elite Space Guild.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

Joke's on them, nobody in ESG plays Eve.

**Scotch** · 2011-12-08

I've heard quality tales of Lynch Squad from our envoy.

**Waic** · 2011-12-08

Originally Posted by Viribus

Hey Junko could you post "Im a big fuckin baby.jpg" 'cause I don't have it saved for some reason, thanks in advance

I don't post on Kugu often, but when I do, I post this image.

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**Ecocrexis** · 2011-12-08

Originally Posted by July

Joke's on them, nobody in ESG plays Eve.

I do

Oh well I guess its a good thing I have an alt for hisec :-)

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-08

heh I need a new proteus.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-12-08

good thing I have one spare!

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-12-08

The little frigate that could.

A short BR:

On Tuesday I came across an ice mining op in null-sec. By the time I landed in belt everyone had warped off and left a number of cans in the belt. Bookmarking a can I jump out of system and wait for about 6-7 minutes.

7 minutes later I jump back in and immediately warp to the bm. D-scanning my warp path I see a drake and a orca in the belt. I scram and orbit the orca and start pewing. Once I'm sure I won't bump into any ice roids if i have to emergency warp, I open up my drone overview and get ready to start shooting at anything that appears on it.

Nothing. No drones deployed and the orca is now at 60% shields. At this point I start to think that I could get away with this. Can I really kill a orca with a cheap frigate? As the orca enters 50% shields and I prepare to overheat, Suddenly and without warning, the drake warps off 0_0

At this point I'm getting pumped because I have just overheated and it looks like I'll be able to overcome the orca's recharge rate. Everything is looking peachy until the drake warps in and redboxes me as the orca enters armor. Fortunately for me I'm ab fit and the drake has t1 launchers, no scram, no web, no target painter and most importantly no drones. So I can continue on as normal only now every 15-20 seconds I take 50ish damage from the drake.

The orca is entering hull when the worst happens. I spot a hurricane on d-scan. At this point my heart is in my mouth as it looks like i'm about to miss out on my single greatest solo kill I have ever had. I'm almost praying that the cane is just some guy passing by untill he suddenly lands in the belt 10 km off me.

With the orca now in 50% structure I decide to just go for it until I die. The cane redboxes me and starts shooting. At this point I though I would die as the cane can easily get within neut range and shut my speed tank down but no, he sits 12 km off me shooting at a frigate thats going 1km/s with an afterburner \o/ The orca is now in 25% structure and I decide (mainly to calm myself) to stop d-scaning and checking for drones as at this point I'll gladly die to take down this orca. With the orca now entering its last bit off hull the cane and the drake warp out leaving me to enjoy a well earned kill.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11818174 because Fuck Battleclinic.
TL;DR a frigate soloed an orca while being shot at by a drake and cane.

Edit: why oh why can I not get rid of the extra spoiler? Ffs

**Danika Princip** · 2011-12-08

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

The little frigate that could.

A short BR:

On Tuesday I came across an ice mining op in null-sec. By the time I landed in belt everyone had warped off and left a number of cans in the belt. Bookmarking a can I jump out of system and wait for about 6-7 minutes.

7 minutes later I jump back in and immediately warp to the bm. D-scanning my warp path I see a drake and a orca in the belt. I scram and orbit the orca and start pewing. Once I'm sure I won't bump into any ice roids if i have to emergency warp, I open up my drone overview and get ready to start shooting at anything that appears on it.

Nothing. No drones deployed and the orca is now at 60% shields. At this point I start to think that I could get away with this. Can I really kill a orca with a cheap frigate? As the orca enters 50% shields and I prepare to overheat, Suddenly and without warning, the drake warps off 0_0

At this point I'm getting pumped because I have just overheated and it looks like I'll be able to overcome the orca's recharge rate. Everything is looking peachy until the drake warps in and redboxes me as the orca enters armor. Fortunately for me I'm ab fit and the drake has t1 launchers, no scram, no web, no target painter and most importantly no drones. So I can continue on as normal only now every 15-20 seconds I take 50ish damage from the drake.

The orca is entering hull when the worst happens. I spot a hurricane on d-scan. At this point my heart is in my mouth as it looks like i'm about to miss out on my single greatest solo kill I have ever had. I'm almost praying that the cane is just some guy passing by untill he suddenly lands in the belt 10 km off me.

With the orca now in 50% structure I decide to just go for it until I die. The cane redboxes me and starts shooting. At this point I though I would die as the cane can easily get within neut range and shut my speed tank down but no, he sits 12 km off me shooting at a frigate thats going 1km/s with an afterburner \o/ The orca is now in 25% structure and I decide (mainly to calm myself) to stop d-scaning and checking for drones as at this point I'll gladly die to take down this orca. With the orca now entering its last bit off hull the cane and the drake warp out leaving me to enjoy a well earned kill.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11818174 because Fuck Battleclinic.
TL;DR a frigate soloed an orca while being shot at by a drake and cane.

Edit: why oh why can I not get rid of the extra spoiler? Ffs

Glorious.

**Ecocrexis** · 2011-12-09

Well another gang welp.

Totally worth it.
http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=4916
Especially considering this.http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4911

I'll leave it to someone more talented to write a proper BR.

Edit: also our first sighting of the mighty orphanage.
http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4923
Not impressed.

In order to counter the leetness of our ignoble foe, many in Broski are calling for Ultrawar status against Orphanage.

**Viribus** · 2011-12-09

Hey Josh, where's your Lynch Squad recruiting thread?

Hah I'm kidding you don't want these dumpsterscrubs

**zodt** · 2011-12-10

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11855400

**July** · 2011-12-10

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.

I do love the new pod killmails. Not only does it help us maintain our ~elite isk efficiency~, but before Crucible we would have never known about that wolf pilot flying a 700m isk pod in a shitfit Wolf worth 51.

------------Live Update
Literally as I typed this we were on our way to another active system when a lone phoon warped into a drag bubble off the gate we had been holding on. We couldn't resist to engage it despite bolstered Russian activity. Sure enough our brief elation at a free kill was crushed as a cyno was lit. I made the mistake of being in scram/web range and couldn't burn away before the Erebus, Aeon, and Thanny bridged and ripped apart my asshole. They raped my virgin sphincter with the vigor of a sex deprived Securitas after he and Samuel have been apart for over a week, shattering my pelvis in the process. Good thing supers got nerfed or I may never have walked again.

Titans+supers vs My cane

Screencaps will be added when wheniaminspace gets them to me. Hopefully including Russians calling us pussies for not engaging their capital fleet.

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**UnknownPoster** · 2011-12-10

Am I the only one who laughed at the supers w/ points and webs?

**July** · 2011-12-10

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

Am I the only one who laughed at the supers w/ points and webs?

I laughed when one of our three hero scimi pilots reminded me to broadcast for reps when the supers entered grid.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2011-12-11

Did boltzman kill broski yet?

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-12-11

Originally Posted by July

I laughed when one of our three hero scimi pilots reminded me to broadcast for reps when the supers entered grid.

July "I think I'm gunna die"
Scimmy Pilot - "I GOT THIS!"
July-

**White Tree** · 2011-12-13

The ESG failcascade has begun!

Hahah jk gl dudes o7o7o7o7

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