I didn't know Nulli have (had?) Titans.
I didn't know Nulli have (had?) Titans.
Dreads aren't dead
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This was made by the resident alliance gif-maker for the last occassion of failjumping.
I knew keeping the url bookmarked would come in handy one day.
a sign of a good man is a man who loses a titan
chin up
PL is full of good men?Originally Posted by penifSMASH
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
No, they got new ones.
http://soundcloud.com/jbrowning-1/lo...s/s-hyKtI#play
Where is my plus rep.
Thanks
Progod why did you do it?
[ 2011.11.13 23:16:33 ] General Ordogg > fuck I'm retarded
Edit : press once post twice... Idgi
I was sitting in the dread there. Bubbled by 5 dictors thinking "Oh Dear" when the Titan entered. Was 100% sure it was the trap you sprung there.
This is dedicated to the Titan pilot
how do all these dumb fucks get titans but i don't
Supercaps for every alliance leader is a proud doctrine made up by triumvirate back in 06.
Many great alliances out there follows it, including BOB, goons and s2n.
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
I think progod holds the record for most failed bridges. Now he can move on to his next challenge.
If you kill enough of them they stop fighting - Gen. Curtis Lemay
Fear the KKM
come here you big panda you
At the time of the kill.
well there went your rep
You mean like this?
daww you can hear the desperation in his voice
but that guy's titan is
but that guy's titan is
Coincidentally I live in Louisiana.
You folks don't know about spiders. Yeah, a brown recluse will fuck you up, but they are pussy spiders as you rightly pointed out - you literally have to send it a written invitation to fuck you up, then not do anything about it and die.
Huntsmen, on the other hand, fear no man, nor shoe, nor stick/mop.
I've told this story on PLIRC and mumble a few times, but I will relay it here, just because I just need to post.
I used to live in a shed out the back of my parents house when I was like 17, there was a small gap of about half an inch under the door (which lead to the backyard). After a few months of living out there, there were a fuckton of tiny little crickets, like tiny grasshoppers about 1/4 inch long. Anyway, they didn't cause much of a drama, and I was generally too stoned to want to chase them, so we all got along nbd.
Then there were less crickets. Then but a few. Then, none at all. ~Awesome~, I thought. I assumed that they had fucked off somewhere else, or flown south (north?) for the winter, or whatever the fuck it is crickets do. Then, she appeared. The biggest fucking huntsman spider I had seen - literally fucking dinner plate big, like maybe ~10 inches across her legs. Now, at this time, I was fucking terrified of spiders - so I ran out of the house and hope to call the police to ask for a swat team or tactical nuclear weapon or something - alas, again, I was stoned out of my mind, and ended up inside eating icecream.
Now, through some combination of extreme discipline, amazing laziness, the need for my computer (and pot, both in my shed) and the ~hope~ that she was more scared of me than I of her (and that she may be a little stoned herself) - I went back in. She was on a far corner, nowhere near where I needed to be, just chilling. I dealt wiz it.
You may wonder why I keep calling it a her - I mean, she wasn't really big enough to see a massive spider vag - the reason is simple; after a few months of our tenuous peace, she disappeared. I was literally fucking delighted by this, and yet also terrified that it was some kind of trap. It wasn't a trap, but it was terribly, terribly worse. She spawned.
So now, there are fucking dozens of these little cunts rocking around - maybe 2 inches across in size, only lil bubba huntsmen. As babies do, they explored - and they went fucking everywhere. Now, for some fucking reason, my carpet annoyed them - so they wouldn't just walk around the floor, they bounced - like 6 inches at a hop, and with shocking fucking speed - they would get from one end of the shed to the other in no time flat (it was maybe 8 meters (24 foot) across).
Anyway, they got larger and seemed to top out at about 6 inches across, still hopping around - but now they could clear a foot easily. They also had no fear of me, but I avoided them - mainly because she was watching.
This went on for about a year - the first time I woke up with a spider on my face, I almost simultaneously pissed and shit myself, and refused to ever sleep again. After a while though, exhaustion takes over, and wiping spiders off your face in the middle of the night - or waking up to spit one out because they crawled in your mouth (no shit, happened once) just becomes common.
There was a chick I wanted to fuck though, and she didn't like spiders - so I bug bombed them all. Didn't get laid because of it either, and still feel pretty bad about it
OK, good chat
I can't even find the words
god damn
I can
TOO LATE I WAS TOO LATE
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
also lol at your cap-killing typhoons
I would have lost my fucking mind if I woke up with a 10" spider on my face. Like I literally would break furniture and embarrass myself
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
That's like the most horrifying thing I have read in a while.
How could you possibly live with them for a year?
i would literally migrate to siberia if i woke up with a spider in my mouth
Oh fuck, I never had her jump on me while I slept - christ.
But yeah, I was stoned a lot of the time and didn't realise that it was actually a year or so until way after the fact - that whole period is a bit of a blur
You eat on average 5 a year.
Sleep tight yo.
Fuck it i got trolled!
Still knocking the rust off Ricky, its all good.
At least you didn't fail jump a titan today
ahahah look at this noob
I guess when your corp recruitment pool includes ATLAS rejects and failed GBC dredge the ceiling on innovative ideas is rather low vOv
Complete myth.
Learn more about Spiders
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
Museums, ruining my childhood one day at a time.
You actually will eat a certain amount of spider per year (I think it's technically less than one)...but not directly. It's in your food due to the way the FDA's cleanliness and preparation standards work.
Lucky they were Huntsmen eh Grogoth? At least those fuckers can't hurt you (other than emotionally)
They might not be able to hurt you physically, but the jump (you will bravely attempt) from the attic to the corridor below definitely will. True story.
Jesus fuck, why the flipping shit did I read that. I should have stopped at "then she appeared." Not even a warning, goddamn. First that .gif posted earlier of the toilet spider jumping on the dude's foot makes it so I literally have kicked at my own toilet multiple times before getting anywhere near it, and now this shit. Is nothing sacred?
If I saw a spider 1/6th that big I'd lose my shit.
Every rifter counts friend
Delve thread back to spiders, all is as it should be.
Look! A scary ocean-dweller
*jedi hand wave* There is no S2N titan loss.
I'm still waiting for the fabled storytime from Australia brought to you by Elise Randolph, the posting of the gods.
All in a day's work.
I would unironically love stumbling across (and it would be exactly that, stumbling across) a huntsman, because god damn I'd go hog wild with the 180mm macro lens I have.
I found five of the beasts in my garage last weekend while cleaning out boxes of junk. The largest one would have spanned from the "Q" to the "delete" key on a standard keyboard. She was shy but calm as I picked her up and moved her to the other side of the garage. Didn't want to trod on her while I cleaned up.
Really, those of you terrifed by spiders baffle me. It's like jumping on the table and screaming while you pull up your skirt becase a pigeon landed near by.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
I think the only reason I am not scared of spiders is because we do not have any poisonous ones. And how come its always the small ones, the ones that can hide in every motherfucking crack of the house or shed that are the most dangerous and not the big 10 feet Icanseeyouamileaway ones.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Because that wouldn't be funny.
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