So I heard you like leaked alliance mails

**Pusheen** · 2012-04-30

Leaking alliance mails for everyone to see.

Reading the mails from Skeleton Crew. They might win worst alliance of the year for the shit that goes on in their mails. Comedy gold.

http://www.eveskunk.com/

They have a Twitter now.

@eveskunk

Emomail too.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/1v9Z5...khCLaiJHx/edit

**Kanloch** · 2012-04-30

Deja Vu much?

**zero** · 2012-04-30

I really like that mail about recruiting from other corps in the alliance, but my favorite is the mail whose entire body of text was "Maels and scimi".

**Brooks Puuntai** · 2012-04-30

There's already a thread about this in SDF. Did you really need to create an account to link a site posting shitty mails from alliances that anyone can get into?

**blind guy** · 2012-04-30

Come back when you have actual content?

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-01

"Hey gaiz, I heard about this cool website on EN24; I'll use it to launch my Kugu poasting career!"

Whelp.

**Dego** · 2012-05-01

Who the fuck is skeleton crew

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-01

What happened to the other thread and why the fuck is a fifteen-year-old FCing for FAIL

**Helios Black** · 2012-05-01

"Blocked:
Reason:	The category "Potentially Damaging Content" is filtered."

Just an FYI... I know the Navy is paranoid but the site could be fucking with you.

**Pusheen** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Brooks Puuntai

There's already a thread about this in SDF. Did you really need to create an account to link a site posting shitty mails from alliances that anyone can get into?

Yes. Because you don't have spies in every single one of them.

**zodt** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

What happened to the other thread and why the fuck is a fifteen-year-old FCing for FAIL

Who is this??

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-01

This thread is BDCI levels of bad, just fyi

**ente** · 2012-05-01

So yeah, Viking Empire is pretty much a perfect example of why I will never ever in fucking hell join a german alliance despite being german. Those niggers are just....bad and shit.

**Nicky D** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

What happened to the other thread and why the fuck is a fifteen-year-old FCing for FAIL

Apparently you can legally drop out of high school when you're 16 in England, which gets you lots of FC time
even our allies hate him by name and makalu banned him from -a- ts but

yeah

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by zodt

Who is this??

EvilDead12

The first time I heard him on comms I thought he was an older guy with some sort of congenital defect, turns out he was just a British teenager.

**riverini [banned]** · 2012-05-01

Plus repped the poor guy since at least he tried to put some content into kugu intead of being a fucking douchebag.

Wow! he now haz over a million of rep!! powah to da ppl!!!! SHIT SEEMS LIKE MY REPPING POWERS INCREASE EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! :PSYDUCK

R

**Opti** · 2012-05-01

Kugutsumen is not about eve online, its about forum samurai battles

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-01

I KNOW THE EVE CELEBRITY THAT CREATED THIS SITE

I AM RICH IN EVE FRIENDS

**Pusheen** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by riverini

Plus repped the poor guy since at least he tried to put some content into kugu intead of being a fucking douchebag.

Wow! he now haz over a million of rep!! powah to da ppl!!!! SHIT SEEMS LIKE MY REPPING POWERS INCREASE EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! :PSYDUCK

R

Thanks for the story Riverini. I look forward to your profiting off my work and now having real mails to back up your stories! Sweet!

**Kanloch** · 2012-05-01

Site doesn't contain any good alliances, not worth it.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Pusheen

Thanks for the story Riverini. I look forward to your profiting off my work and now having real mails to back up your stories! Sweet!

I thought that said "I look forward to you profiting off my work and now having real meals to feed your family"

I lolled pretty hard, because he is a poor mexican turd burgler

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Grogoth

I thought that said "I look forward to you profiting off my work and now having real meals to feed your family"

I lolled pretty hard, because he is a poor mexican turd burgler

More like tard gargler, amirite

**Pusheen** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by zero

I really like that mail about recruiting from other corps in the alliance, but my favorite is the mail whose entire body of text was "Maels and scimi".

As quick fix they have allowed you to see the raw HTML for links (In Game / Out Of Game).

**Seymore Graves** · 2012-05-01

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Grogoth again.

**DrunkRussian** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by Grogoth

I lolled pretty hard, because he is a poor mexican turd burgler

So, you're saying he pretty much goes into people's crappers looking to steal shit? How sad his daily struggiles in journalism reflect his daily struggles in life.

**Kanloch** · 2012-05-01

Es time for droppink ze panties senor

**ranbo das** · 2012-05-01

I should post a Test API key up there.

I mean, who doesn't want to read 400 mails that are nothing but z0r chains and DHD calling people nerds?

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by ranbo das

I should post a Test API key up there.

I mean, who doesn't want to read 400 mails that are nothing but z0r chains and DHD calling people nerds?

excellent fourth post niggerburger

**Kanloch** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by ranbo das

I should post a Test API key up there.

I mean, who doesn't want to read 400 mails that are nothing but z0r chains and DHD calling people nerds?

Anyone who's already been to 6vdt

**ranbo das** · 2012-05-01

Originally Posted by jeffraider

excellent fourth post niggerburger

Don't worry, my fifth post will be better cumguzzler.

Wait, no it won't. Fuck.

**Mister Black** · 2012-05-12

Originally Posted by Pusheen

Leaking alliance mails for everyone to see.

Reading the mails from Skeleton Crew. They might win worst alliance of the year for the shit that goes on in their mails. Comedy gold.

http://www.eveskunk.com/

They have a Twitter now.

@eveskunk

Emomail too.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/1v9Z5...khCLaiJHx/edit

Thank you. You may forward any questions about EvEskunk to me.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-14

Is EVESkunk really the best name you could think of when planning to create this website?

Also why are you such a lying toerag???

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-14

I agree, that name stinks

expectanteel.jpg

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by riverini

Plus repped the poor guy since at least he tried to put some content into kugu intead of being a fucking douchebag.

Wow! he now haz over a million of rep!! powah to da ppl!!!! SHIT SEEMS LIKE MY REPPING POWERS INCREASE EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! :PSYDUCK

R

Wow you're a flaming hypocrite and I hope you literally get crushed by a falling piece of masonry like a gargoyle or plinth or something landing on your head, you dickbag!

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-14

Isn't this site pretty irrelevant, because everyone who is relevant posts their stuff publicly?

Every time I try to read this site, I just get bored shitless by the "ROAM ON SUNDAY OP - we'll be drunk bring ships" and "LISTEN TO THE FC TEAM- THEY HAVE WORKED HARD THESE PAST FEW MONTHS TO COPY OLD PL DOCTRINES AND GIVE THEM LESS GAY NAMES."

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

Isn't this site pretty irrelevant, because everyone who is relevant posts their stuff publicly?

Every time I try to read this site, I just get bored shitless by the "ROAM ON SUNDAY OP - we'll be drunk bring ships" and "LISTEN TO THE FC TEAM- THEY HAVE WORKED HARD THESE PAST FEW MONTHS TO COPY OLD PL DOCTRINES AND GIVE THEM LESS GAY NAMES."

It's irrelevant because if an alliance mail is leaked it's probably hella out of date anyway, or if it's relevant, stupidly boring asinine bullshit (like what you said). This is because it takes only a modicum of effort to get a spy into an alliance so even this dumb :spergin: can get some info. What people want to read is directorate level shit, where directors slag off close allies, or list all their spies in every alliance in the game (thanks BAT!), or shit like that. That's actually useful, AND ENTERTAINING!

While I admit I only skimmed this site, I doubt it holds a candle to Kugu foreplay

Originally Posted by Nicky D

Apparently you can legally drop out of high school when you're 16 in England, which gets you lots of FC time
even our allies hate him by name and makalu banned him from -a- ts but

yeah

You need 5 Cs at GCSE (sometimes less!) to get in to further education (last two years of US High school) in the UK. If this guy is the non-academic type and left school to get vocational training and now has a job or apprenticeship or whatever then good for him, I know plenty of people who did that and turned out okay (I know plenty more who just sit around on the dole and do fuck all with their lives too).

HOWEVER I reckon he probably got shit grades because he played EVE instead of studying and now he's stuck playing EVE on the dole lmao

Have you got a recording of his voice?

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-14

All the hate on British Teenagers

**Nicky D** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Have you got a recording of his voice?

Here's a treat for everyone, shortly following this fiasco http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MofWqDIrel4 where we lost like 4 supers trying to shoot a random pos for literally no reason. Archibald the First, being a testy sort, needed this news reported by a pair of his most faithful toadies.

http://soundcloud.com/plasmamiasma/a...ives-the-news#

i hope you listen to all of it so that you can feel the pain that i feel each and every day

**Blawrf** · 2012-05-15

Do people actually use alliance mail? I've been in GSF 10~ months and i've seen two alliance mails, one congratulating RockyID on a scam and one when GSF services were down telling people to get in fleet.

**Raketefrau** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

This is because it takes only a modicum of effort to get a spy into an alliance so even this dumb :spergin: can get some info. What people want to read is directorate level shit, where directors slag off close allies, or list all their spies in every alliance in the game (thanks BAT!), or shit like that. That's actually useful, AND ENTERTAINING!

Yeah, getting a spy into an alliance is far easier than clicking a link. You got him there.

And really, having a website that lists when roaming gangs are going to be out and what they're going to be flying is useless, I can see your point.

**Grim** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Raketefrau

Yeah, getting a spy into an alliance is far easier than clicking a link. You got him there.

And really, having a website that lists when roaming gangs are going to be out and what they're going to be flying is useless, I can see your point.

You get what you pay for.

**OWEHOWEH** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by ente

So yeah, Viking Empire is pretty much a perfect example of why I will never ever in fucking hell join a german alliance despite being german. Those niggers are just....bad and shit.

I tried joining them when I came back into eve earlier this year, I thought it'd be jewing and chewing bubblegum. But they took like 3-4 weeks to "Process" me and I was told that they frowned upon my kills in lowsec and some suicide ganking I had done somewhere somewhen, so I dropped an app to my old CEO and got accepted within 2 days...fucking german bureaucrats.

**Vinata** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Blawrf

Do people actually use alliance mail? I've been in GSF 10~ months and i've seen two alliance mails, one congratulating RockyID on a scam and one when GSF services were down telling people to get in fleet.

People get fined for sending them out in GSF.

**Soft Insanity** · 2012-05-16

*edited and removed*

**Dego** · 2012-05-16

Alliance mails are for people too stupid to get in jabber vOv

dbag · 2012-05-17

En Garde

**ZombyDog** · 2012-05-17

Originally Posted by Vinata

People get fined for sending them out in GSF.

Deadtear fined me 100mil when I sent what was intended as a BigMek corp mail as an Alliance mail - it was a link to a video on Youtube by The Church where they slaughtered the heck out of the only gang I've ever led.