We're taking the hobbits to Geminate! Honey Badger 2: Fuck Faggots Boogaloo

[akatookey]

The fellowship of low resolution images

So vale got boring. In an effort to remind White Noise and Raiden. that they have other assets worth defending, the Honey Badger coalition is coming back to throw Herculetz's cock ring into the fires of Geminate.

We plan on taking loads of solar tech and using it in our campaign to beat back the orkish hordes of Russia. Except there are orkish russians on our side too. Okay on second thought this was a bad analogy and this post/gimmick is awful but fuck you I'm tired.

Test, PL, NC., and ESG are going to Geminate and shitting on anything that isn't blue. Of particular note is ESG going home to 4GUNK which was shamelessly stolen from us in 2009 by Frenchmen with titans.

How will daddy goons treat us now that HBC has moved closer to home to roost? I'm actually not sure there will be a whole lot of tension, they'll have their own problems westward once Raiden/WN wake up and realize that they're still losing all their shit even though they are continuously able to fund tengu losses at test's direction.

What kind of zany fleetcomps will we theorycraft in the next coming set of patches to help us beat solar? Fuck you we're only flying grabdick jaguars, come at me bro.

Anyway, to sum up this awful, awful post: Vale happened exactly as expected, Raiden and White noise still got (and are getting) steamrolled, we're bored and we're following the clusterfuck of entities into the most warred over region in the game because that's another shitty idea and it entertains us.

[akatookey]

Man, reading this post again...it's really shit. Expect an updated post with a not so shitty gimmick when I finish coming up with one. Till then feel free to shit on faggot OP for his horrible posting abilities. Also feel free to talk about how we're going to drag our sacks across Geminate's face.

[Atticus]

Are you suggesting that JEFFRAIDER and Sort Dragon are the comic relief but in actuality have a secret homoerotic relationship? This is an analogy I'm ready to get behind. Oh wait-

[akatookey]

Also sortdragon secretly hates jeffraider's people till he meets a beautiful elf he wants to fuck. (Read the books nerds).

[Magere]

Or read a good book instead, like The Iron Dream By Norman Spinrad.

[Some Market Dude]

Dude...best intro ever. Don't change a thing.

[akatookey]

[spoiler="The scene as our skymarshalls triumphantly celebrate the new plan in our war room"]
I'm on the left. Sigma is mother. Sigma is father. Sigma is a nazi, furry skymarshall.[/spoiler]

[Magere]

I wonder what kind of person has a goat fursona. I mean at least when you have THE SOUL OF A TIGER it's something empowering. But nope, got the animus of a square eyed ungulate.

[Raketefrau]

Dude...best intro ever. Don't change a thing.

Little too coherent for my tastes.

[War is peace]

Explain to me please, how and when did WN and RAIDEN. got steamrolled in Vale? Ok, maybe you guys "steamrolled" WN. But they couldn't undock from their new stagingsystem in Branch anyway. So my question would then become: Explain to me please, how and when did RAIDEN. got steamrolled in Vale?

FYI: RAIDEN has allready shown his face in Geminate to assist UPS a couple of times (while -A- and friends were trying to have gf). So it's going to be interesting in Geminate, mainly since RAIDEN will definately go there as well and they're blue to both NCDOT and PL..... I smell overview bugs allready

[Sentinel Eeex]

You forgot "because fuck you"

[Sentinel Eeex]

Explain to me please, how and when did WN and RAIDEN. got steamrolled in Vale? Ok, maybe you guys "steamrolled" WN. But they couldn't undock from their new stagingsystem in Branch anyway. So my question would then become: Explain to me please, how and when did RAIDEN. got steamrolled in Vale?

FYI: RAIDEN has allready shown his face in Geminate to assist UPS a couple of times (while -A- and friends were trying to have gf). So it's going to be interesting in Geminate, mainly since RAIDEN will definately go there as well and they're blue to both NCDOT and PL..... I smell overview bugs allready

Why don't you go eat a dick and stop spoiling this beautiful thread?

[akatookey]

Explain to me please, how and when did WN and RAIDEN. got steamrolled

Ask WN's lead super FC how his ambien is working out for him.

[syndic thrass]

This was a way better OP than the DHD hurf blurf I was expecting.

[Lorren Canada]

Explain to me please, how and when did WN and RAIDEN. got steamrolled in Vale?

I think he meant Branch. As it was we had a pretty easy time in vale taking tech and sov until Branch finished up and suddenly RDN/WN could turn their entire superfleet on us. Ohwell, I hope we come back and take Vale someday.

[DurrHurrDurr]

Time to split another war.

[War is peace]

I think he meant Branch. As it was we had a pretty easy time in vale taking tech and sov until Branch finished up and suddenly RDN/WN could turn their entire superfleet on us. Ohwell, I hope we come back and take Vale someday.

Thank you, that makes it more clear for me.

BTW, According to my friends in RAIDEN, they did enjoy fighting you guys and it was fun. They're kinda sad to see you guys leave

[akatookey]

Thank you, that makes it more clear for me.

BTW, According to my friends in RAIDEN, they did enjoy fighting you guys and it was fun. They're kinda sad to see you guys leave

They're more than welcome to keep ignoring the dirty goonies and letting the goonies tear down their allies around them. It worked well for the last few incarnations of BoB, maybe it'll work for this one too.

[Zippo]

Go Get Em'!

[White Tree]

the ancient broski homeland...

[Dysphonia]

What kind of zany fleetcomps will we theorycraft in the next coming set of patches to help us beat solar? Fuck you we're only flying grabdick jaguars, come at me bro.

aaaaaaa jaguar fleets my body is ready.

[Checkbox Poll]

AFs are fun. I had a solid 5 minute 1v1 with an imp navy slicer but I over-did it with cap and lost my point when he was bleeding structure.

[Far]

TEST Smells Honey: Badgering the Bushleagues in Geminate.

We haven't even official started yet, and I'm endlessly entertained by the lowsec RP faggots in our staging system.
Simple minds

[cogs]

This war is our second attempt to make Medea Haarlock's head explode.

[Ron Mexxico]

taking gem back for all those ex-nc corps you have to feel at home?

[Gordon Cain]

What WN super cap fc?

[Doink9731]

Home is where the tech is.

[Yobdab]

They're more than welcome to keep ignoring the dirty goonies and letting the goonies tear down their allies around them. It worked well for the last few incarnations of BoB, maybe it'll work for this one too.

Raiden wasn't ignoring anything...they fought you in Vale in many occasions and raped you(if you are TEST member) pretty well tbh....or is there any other reason TEST is canceling the plans for Vale and going to another region with af's lol

[BiggerDangDude]

Some move all my ships for me. I don't want to log in.

[Lorren Canada]

Raiden wasn't ignoring anything...they fought you in Vale in many occasions and raped you(if you are TEST member) pretty well tbh....or is there any other reason TEST is canceling the plans for Vale and going to another region with af's lol

Raiden. were ignoring Branch cause it was easier to drop 40 titans (after welping Tengus) on a 200 man alphafleet than actually fighting in the north.

Some move all my ships for me. I don't want to log in.

10-20mil a trip and you've got yourself a deal.

[akatookey]

taking gem back for all those ex-nc corps you have to feel at home?

I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure NESW doesn't want sov.

[Grath]

I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure NESW doesn't want sov.

BAZINGA

[Gordon Cain]

Raiden. was ignoring Branch cause it was easier to drop 40 titans (after welping Tengus) on a 200 man alphafleet than actually fighting in the north.

I wont say you are wrong there. Fact was that RDN alone and WN in disarray couldnt stop the 700+ blob in the holiday season. WN was in so much disarray that not even WN timers in Vale was getting posted. That means that once we deceided and could see the need for digging our allies out of the Vale mess most timers were nearing the final armor timers.

We manage to get lucky on a couple stations which we saved just in time by nuking the SBU and +50% armor pump it again a couple times. Else they would have flipped. A8A (own) and some in center of Vale. We didnt even know amount of Tech lost in Vale until we personally scouted them.

So yeah, we could have stayed and ran against the Branch wall or we could save Vale and give us a token chance of facing the enemies at some point.

[jeffraider]

I haven't talked to them but I'm pretty sure NESW doesn't want sov.

holy mother of god i'm in love with you

[Yobdab]

Raiden. were ignoring Branch cause it was easier to drop 40 titans (after welping Tengus) on a 200 man alphafleet than actually fighting in the north.

when exactly did Raiden welp their tengu fleet?

looking at Raiden KB in January they lost 12 t3 ships and in December they lost 30 t3 ships....while killing in January alone 283 BS, and December 227 bs...

[Yue]

when exactly did Raiden welp their tengu fleet?

looking at Raiden KB in January they lost 12 t3 ships and in December they lost 30 t3 ships....while killing in January alone 283 BS, and December 227 bs...

Numbers posts are awesome...

[Max]

A tengu loss for WN costs a tengu pilot 700 million isk and several days of training.

A battleship loss for the CFC costs the battleship pilot somewhere around 0 isk. the alliance 140 million isk, and he can be in a new battleship within 30 seconds.

[Sezja]

when exactly did Raiden welp their tengu fleet?

looking at Raiden KB in January they lost 12 t3 ships and in December they lost 30 t3 ships....while killing in January alone 283 BS, and December 227 bs...

Please, tell us more about the KDR. Perhaps you could assemble a graph showing isk efficiency also?

[Goblin]

A tengu loss for WN costs a tengu pilot 700 million isk and several days of training.

A battleship loss for the CFC costs the battleship pilot somewhere around 0 isk. the alliance 140 million isk, and he can be in a new battleship within 30 seconds.

Tengu's are fully reimbursed. Don't blindly assume shit, most major alliances these days have full reimbursement for fleet ships.

[zodt]

Please, tell us more about the KDR. Perhaps you could assemble a graph showing isk efficiency also?

perhaps he would like to plot his successful tengu fleets against successful titan ops and see if theres a correlation

not sure what such a development would mean, we've got some serious theorizing to do

[Magere]

However, unless the pilot manages to eject in time they still have to train another four day skill. Under lag that doesn't seem particularly probable. Also, the supply of Tengus and Tengu subsystems renders them vulnerable to market manipulation by a large entity.

[Goblin]

Market manipulation doesn't come into it because we have order system. The only issues with tengu losses is training time honestly.

[Yobdab]

A tengu loss for WN costs a tengu pilot 700 million isk and several days of training.

did you ever think about reimbursement of other ships besides BS ?

Please, tell us more about the KDR. Perhaps you could assemble a graph showing isk efficiency also?

its not about KDR m8, its about a statement how the other side was loosing tengus like crazy (welping them) and i can't find that tengu welp

maybe they are refering to this tengu welp when 8 tengus were killed, gf

[zodt]

Market manipulation doesn't come into it because we have order system. The only issues with tengu losses is training time honestly.

We're talking about Raiden. here m8

WN Tengu fleets are 70% drakes and anchor 80km off our maelstroms

[Well done dot]

A tengu loss for WN costs a tengu pilot 700 million isk and several days of training.

A battleship loss for the CFC costs the battleship pilot somewhere around 0 isk. the alliance 140 million isk, and he can be in a new battleship within 30 seconds.

from what i know most ships have a 100% reimbursement cover and when it comes to logistics and other key ships you have a 110% cover so never take the propaganda.
i even know some tec heavy alliance's even have a reimbursement to cover implants.

sounds nice if you can get in to one of them.

[Goblin]

We're talking about Raiden. here m8

WN Tengu fleets are 70% drakes and anchor 80km off our maelstroms

I clearly responded to someone talking about WN tengus's. If you need it to be clearer I can bold the fuck out of it for you.

[zodt]

I clearly responded to someone talking about WN tengus's. If you need it to be clearer I can bold the fuck out of it for you.

The last 5 posts have been swapping between Raiden and WN, im not sure why

My apologies friend

[Goblin]

The last 5 posts have been swapping between Raiden and WN, im not sure why

My apologies friend

It wouldn't surprise me if Raiden did a similar thing to us anyway, they've done Tengus before.

[Grath]

maybe they are refering to this tengu welp when 8 tengus were killed, gf

8 tengus, 5.6 billion, 32 days of skill training, ect ect.

This is why we call the tengus fight killers now days. They do 2 things, force the enemy to bring 3-5x your numbers before they'll even think of engaging, while at the same time cause your FC to have to start thinking about disengaging when the 8-9th Tengu drops because you're acutally approaching the cost of a super carrier hull.

If you have Elise style welps where 14 Tengus drop, well, thats a nice Hel you just bought and paid for, not to mention 2 months of skill time that needs to be retrained.

Tengu fleets were awesome, but then people saw the counters and now they're just a nice tool to have in the box because people can't plan against your lone fleet type if you can pull out abbadons and rokhs and tengus and maelstroms and armor hacs and bombers and whatever other shit we decide to use.

[Magere]

Market manipulation doesn't come into it because we have order system. The only issues with tengu losses is training time honestly.

I'd like to make something a bit clearer here, are we talking about local space or Jita? Because right now I can see two of the five subs the Raiden tengu fit uses roughly at or below 100 units for sale right now in Jita. It wouldn't take much for a tech heavy alliance to simply make them disappear. All of them combined cost around as much as a titan and change. Even adding the other three hubs doesn't paint a pretty picture.