So vale got boring. In an effort to remind White Noise and Raiden. that they have other assets worth defending, the Honey Badger coalition is coming back to throw Herculetz's cock ring into the fires of Geminate.
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We plan on taking loads of solar tech and using it in our campaign to beat back the orkish hordes of Russia. Except there are orkish russians on our side too. Okay on second thought this was a bad analogy and this post/gimmick is awful but fuck you I'm tired.
Test, PL, NC., and ESG are going to Geminate and shitting on anything that isn't blue. Of particular note is ESG going home to 4GUNK which was shamelessly stolen from us in 2009 by Frenchmen with titans.
How will daddy goons treat us now that HBC has moved closer to home to roost? I'm actually not sure there will be a whole lot of tension, they'll have their own problems westward once Raiden/WN wake up and realize that they're still losing all their shit even though they are continuously able to fund tengu losses at test's direction.
What kind of zany fleetcomps will we theorycraft in the next coming set of patches to help us beat solar? Fuck you we're only flying grabdick jaguars, come at me bro.
Anyway, to sum up this awful, awful post: Vale happened exactly as expected, Raiden and White noise still got (and are getting) steamrolled, we're bored and we're following the clusterfuck of entities into the most warred over region in the game because that's another shitty idea and it entertains us.