Maybe he died or got hit by a bus or something.
My fingers are crossed.
Maybe he died or got hit by a bus or something.
My fingers are crossed.
hahah, what a RP faggot
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
I sure would have loved to video some of the initial ganking... alas my character has implants. That would be like jumping into a shark feeding frenzy with a new penis enlargement implant wielding only a camera...
"by the JihadSwarm faction of Goonswarm."
Deninard was the home to some very strong resistance today. It also happens to be the system where I personally had sent my freighter full of war materials (thorax, brutix, discogeddons).
Resistance started off really hilariously with the explosion of a blue (Executive Outcomes) mackinaw, who I had the following conversation with:
All said and done I finished the day 12 of 12 and topped the 10/2 stats (https://killboard.goonfleet.com/shrugged.html). Mostly brutix work with a dash of discogeddon. I haven't had this much fun in eve... ever. And I never had to leave Deninard.Neverita > u killed a blue with pewrmission to mine here...
Atrum Veneficus > i killed a blue with clearance by THE_MITTANI
Atrum Veneficus > eat a dick
Neverita > right ok.. well you just killed me.. i was helping all yesterday in delve
Neverita > and then you shout crap at me...
Atrum Veneficus > our jihad was widely advertised
Atrum Veneficus > blues were warned
Neverita > cleavy you dont have a clue... and are just some random prick ... ill talk to someone higher up.
Neverita > bye
Atrum Veneficus > go as high up as you wantAtrum Veneficus > (10:50:11 AM) the_mittani: shoot it
(10:50:17 AM) the_mittani: no one mines ice
(10:50:22 AM) bob_random: Hold on Brap until we have flubed :P
(10:50:25 AM) atrum_veneficus: oh sweet
(10:50:26 AM) bob_random: flubbed*
(10:50:31 AM) atrum_veneficus: blue on blue inc
Neverita > well i got kill rights on you now
Neverita > so see you soon
Atrum Veneficus > o/ fly safe mate o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
Neverita > goonies.. your all fuckin wankers.
He shouldn't be blue if he's mining in a mackinaw in highsec
No Blues Mine Ice In Hisec
A blue mining blue ice. Considering that convo does that make him a blo blo?
Kal Ora and I fr*ckin perfected the disco jihad of exhumers in high sec back in goonfleet way back in 09. We killed something like 200-250 in september alone of that year
Ironically isn't this the hard counter to PL's tech hoarding? Can't whore tech without gallente pos fuel. GOONSWARM CLAIRVOYANCE~
you don't hoard tech if it's going to get nerfed you sell it as soon as you get ahold of it, though ideally you fix the price beforehand
Although if I were to stand back and look at it objectively I'd say it's a rather cheap and futile attempt to put the spotlight back on the elite PvPers hotdropping T1 frigates in Ammake or whatever the fuck that place is called
I used to kill dudes in high sec with Penif and yeah he knows what he is doing when it comes to a disco.
Thanks to our deliberate and well-planned labour Trebor was about as close as it gets to a "unified highsec vote" and he didn't even get close to Mittens.
just like this. Albeit with less words and more "hmm hmm hmmyhmm hmhmhmhm hmhm".
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do you seriously think goons will not get bored of repeated hisec ganking in like a couple weeks at most? this is short term speculation at best and things will go back to where they were. until ccp removes ice from hisec.
I still remember, when couple of years ago we were smartbombing goon ice miner bots just for fun...
Hows things changed. Ohwait...
I mined for about 30 minutes when I first started the game, then I asked in the help channel what else was there to it, and when I was told "Basically that's it", I gave up mining and EvE altogether for 2 years.
I used to run 'protection' for my rl buddy while he mined. This meant killing npcs in my kestrel. Once, one of the rats dropped some loots and we both burned towards the can to get the free crap. My buddy was going to beat me there so I threw a web on him to slow him down and make it to the can first. Poepoes showed up and blew me up for webbing him.
"It pains me to say it but you are a good poster." - Vonq
Mining gave me The Gay.
Meh, the mails pretty much bugged.
As much i remember, i had enought time to bookmark their can, go to Amarr buy and fit a ship then fly back warp to the can and disco. Their hauler was escaped, and the loot was covered the loss more then enought.
Fuck, put a GD thread up with a pospry fit and tell EVE to show up and help. They coulda out-repped the damage and if GSF tried to attack all the duders repping, they would have lost their ships to concord.
But the point is they are doing something 'fun' killing shit. It's the same with Delve at the moment, they don't "need" to take it. Taking it gives them what they (and most of us on kugu) log in for.
They are providing content for themselves because CCP wont do it.
I think Eve has a much longer shelf life than other games (has been for me). Doing the same thing for years and years on end is daft, it makes sense to kill new people in new locations once in a while. Get bored, do something else.
Emo tears of carebear miners or Delve residents keeps you logging in, and I don't see anything wrong with that.
The effect would had been devastating had I published it as a breaking news (this thread was read 1.5k the first day compared to the 20k/day most en24 articles have), now i don't want this to be taken as a EN24 is betten than k.com, am just stating that we usually serve a wider audience than k.com.Mittens says he is trolling you somehow.
[11:24:02 AM] mittani: we're about to leak a bunch of stuff to evenews24, fair warning
[11:24:12 AM] mittani: riverini is so hilariously gullible-----
[11:25:28 AM] mittani: riverini has a pet theory that 1. we're taking over everything (true) 2. we're riven with internal factions like the kremlin (false)
Now the oxy isos are going down at 890 (last time i checked), which is 2x what was before the announcement, the bots will make sure the price keep normalizing and the grunts, after realizing that the same empire faggots are ones enjoying effortlessly the fruit of their labor will push apathy into fifth gear and get back to other, more mischievous endeavors.
Botters and industrialist alike will switch to Procurers and other shitty mining barges after noticing GSF isn't targeting those, shittier returns yet their harvested goods are now worth 2x what they used.
Now regarding our lack of coverage, it can be summed up in the same reply i made to most emails "urging me" to make this "public" :
my reply:hey mate,
Would love to see a post on evenews24 regarding the current isotopes market games provided by goons.
We are not covering it, next week Krutoj or Chribba is going to run to the forums and call a war on "Veldspar" and prices will hike up.
its a market manipulation scheme and as such it would need maximum exposure to be sucessful, we are not playing their game.
Now, i can give u a bit of a primer i have been receiving, which should not come as a surprise to anyone since K.com has turned into another branch of GSF.com, nice work btw, maybe is time to try to re-launch the forums :
What is this place?
This is Corps Diplomatique. We are the diplomats for GoonSwarm Federation and also the lead diplomatic contacts for the entire coalition that our alliance has built around itself. At face value, we exist to talk to other alliances, but we are so much more than that. Goons have always wielded a degree of soft power and influence far out of line with their actual military might, and strong and wily diplomats are the reason for this. When shit hits the fan late at night, people aren't going to go scrambling for an FC to resolve the bigger problems; that's our job. We provide shoulders to cry on for our counterparts in other alliances and learn their secrets to use against them later. We occasionally run agents and arrange for recon to back up our intelligence gathering. We are the eyes and ears of this alliance when it comes to identifying new targets or threats and it is the research we do that can determine who dies first. We don't hide behind anonymity, everyone knows who we are and our jobs are made all the harder for it, but we still get what we need to make our enemies squeal.
Corps Diplomatique is also an integral part of GSF's Brain Trust and a miniature think tank in its own right. We engineered Mittani and Vile Rat's CSM campaigns and are frequently used as a sounding board for new strategies and plans. You will find yourself privy to information that most Goons can only guess at and you will never view the alliance the same way again. You are now part of the 1% of this alliance that takes the game seriously so the rest don't have to.
The breakdown, or organization chart, for CD is as follows:
Vile Rat: Director and Chief Diplomat for the entire alliance. One of a very few people entrusted with full director roles, Vile Rat can change alliance and corporate standings, issue medals and do pretty much anything you ask him to assuming there's a good reason for it. Active mostly in EUTZ
Tector: Director, Senior Diplomat and Vile Rat's right hand. Capable of changing alliance and corporate standings. Has worked mostly on the South and in helping to organize the early DekCo. Involved in the new Sky Marshall project. Active mostly in EST
Courthouse: Director and a well-rounded Senior Diplomat, Courthouse speaks the most common dialect of pubbie ("retard") fluently and has worked extensively in helping our allies get on Jabber and Mumble. Involved in the new Sky Marshall project. Active mostly in PST
Anxekay: Diplomat. An Australian, Anx has been a contact with the Russian alliances in the past, including our old allies Red Alliance. Active in Moon TZ because he's in Australia.
Pirokobo: Not a diplomat per se. Pirokobo is our archivist and manages the Diplowiki found here: https://diplowiki.go...title=Main_Page He also does the swanky signatures you see the regular diplomats sporting on the forums, if you don't have one you should dig up his thread and ask politely.
pony_on_the_porch/particle9: Currently attending a prestigious art school, p9 has been around as a diplo for a very long time and has a wide network of contacts coupled with an uncanny ability to get people talking. Can usually be contacted in PST and specialized lately in hurling abuse at diplomats and directors on jabber.
OldPueblo: Diplomat and CEO of DS1 successor Thunderwaffe. Known to make funny propaganda videos from time to time and to handle intra-coalition troubles.
Occasional diplomats, but primarily tasked elsewhere
Endie: Director and font of the ever-popular alliance updates, Endie primarily works these days in the shadowed halls of the GIA. He still chills in CD and is a source for extremely valuable information. Active primarily through EUTZ.
Hratli Smirks: Director and the Hammer of Kugutsumen. Hratli started as a diplo before making the leap to the GIA. Hratli is very involved in the Sky Marshallate. Active all over the place.
Gicer: One of Endie's spymasters from Bat Country. Gicer can provide really useful information.
Other important people you will see
The Mittani: Can be reached through CD and talks to the diplos with some frequency. Active all over the place because he's retired. Also, if you don't know who this is get out.
Rydis: One of GSF's senior FCs and Sky Marshall, Rydis recently took a break from EVE and has been easing herself back in.
Ivanova Denisovich: Director and head of our reconnaissance pilots. If you need to get some information verified (i.e. moon locations, traffic levels), ask this man and he'll get someone on it right away.
Kazanir: CEO of EJB/auditor for our alliance and by extension most of the coalition, Kazanir usually serves in an advisory capacity in CD.
Hopes those not in the loop find this entertaining, now if you excuse me, am busy checking out the intel i got about the DRF peacefully disbanding.
haha get the fuck out loser
Please don't leave, you make my posting look better.
So is the Op still in effect? Price almost back to normal in Jita.
Operation "see how much money we can make in a weekend" is coming to a close. Thank you for flying church of goonswarm.
um it's not coming to any sort of close
I highly doubt the Goon directorate would go through all this trouble and engage so much fundamental goon culture all to make a few lousy billion and go "hurrhurr, suckers" after a few days. It's really not that much money, and it's taking a significant risk that it might not land well the the rank and file.
No, this is sincere, successful or not.
Kinda funny that Goons caused a huge spike in Isotope Prices, while PL planning to make DRF+Goons even richer caused barely a reaction on the Markets