:morsusmihi:Originally Posted by Grath
:morsusmihi:
Ok, now we know DBRB has gotten to you and you've fallen for the troll.
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
Yes, because sarcastically accepting the fact that his stance on all the 'winning' he's doing is right makes ME the retard.
Right.
Yes you are right, right along with the 72 pl virgins watching for me to post in this thread instead of out getting laid or seeing what the sun looks like. But, it would be my mistake to assume you do not get laid, with the kickboxing girlfriend and you being a bodybuilder and all.
Bro, its mother Fucking DBRB, No one listens to him, not even in his fleets. "Warp to gate, warp to gate. Oh god don't warp! don't warp! If you warped you are dead."
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
You seem pretty upset that you haven't seen your dick in forever, maybe you should get outside?
I mean, walking for 2 hours a day even burns off some of that neck, theres no reason to walk around with more chins than a Chinese phone directory, unless you know, you like being fat.
And if you like it so much why get so angry about somebody calling you fat?
Remember, round is a shape, so the next time somebody tells you to get in shape, feel free to remind them of that.
-> Making 440biil a month (your numbers are low grath)(check)
-> Losing members (check)
-> PVP activity going down daily (check)
-> Good FC's not logging on (check)
-> Losing the respect of the random empire dweller (check)
-> Alot of supers, few logging on (check)
-> losing fights to DBRB (check)
-> getting mad on the forums (check)
DEFINETLY NOT MORSUS MIHI
Man I hope we get to be MM, most of those guys who were running the show bought all kinds of shit IRL off that EVE money. Makin that Vuk money might actually bump a tax bracket or something.
Are you really talking about who gets laid the most onKugutsumen.com
I'd also like to point out that my Girlfriend studies Jeet Kune Do, a far superior martial art, and that I drive a Lambourghini, not a Ferrari.
"Bark bark to gate, warp to bark bark. Oh god bark bark warp! don't warp! If you bark bark you are dead."
MY GIRLFRIEND is full figured, smooth, and has five digits.
MY GIRLFRIEND is always horny, always on all fours, and loves my salt-lick
I am a goatfucker.
Jesus Christ we are truly fucked.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QmauB.gif[/IMG]
I run 25K a week. (Not all at once.) There are times when I question my sanity and how wonderful it would be to embrace sloth and expand to have my own gravitaional pull. Then I see some lardo out of breath because he got out of his car. That pretty much keeps me active.
And sometime I must tell you about the time a bunch of Samoans invited me to play rugby with some Tongans.
IRC are better allies because they do excatlly as they are told.
72 Virgins? I'd much rather have 2 San Diego strippers, a Russian masseuse, and a German personal trainer.
72 Virgins is way too much inexperience. 63 Virgins sounds like the last time I was on a BF2142 map. 12 Virgins reminds me of the last time I tried to coach a youth basketball team. Just 2 Virgins was a mess and ended up with us both in tears. No more Virgins, please.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
Well the best thing that's come from this thread is that Vily's weird avatar has finally gone
Can that time be now?
MY GIRLFRIEND IS FATTER THAN DBRB AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
~metagaming~
The last few pages of the SA goonwaffe thread is filled withabout how DBRB trolled PL.
"Also, for those who are not reading the Northern War thread on kugu dbrb has genuinely and intentionally trolled penif, grath, shadoo and salastil into a frothing explosion of rage and fury. In the case of Grath we're talking "I have a beautiful wife and great abs you are all internet losers" territory, which is a shame because I like him."
dbrb masterstroke
The last few pages of the SA goonwaffe thread is filled with
"Also, for those who are not reading the Northern War thread on kugu dbrb has genuinely and intentionally trolled penif, grath, shadoo and salastil into a frothing explosion of rage and fury. In the case of Grath we're talking "I have a beautiful wife and great abs you are all internet losers" territory, which is a shame because I like him."
She's average, but hey, I'm a dirty long haired construction worker. And about my great abs: Search and discovery teams only located the top 2 rows of them about 3 weeks ago, we're still removing the large landslide that had smothered the lower bottom 4 rows.
I do have some pretty sweet guns though.
The point was more in that one guy said "None of us are jocks". I might not be a jock, but I'm not going to die of diabetes or some kind of heart failure related to my giant man tits crushing my heart. I'll tell my wife some internet guy said she's beautiful though, women like compliments.
Um .... OkAnother day, another round of butthurt Grath negrepping from Pandemic Legion. It is too bad that goons have more rep power on kugu.com then pl, or I would be in the negitive by now instead of on my way up
What in the fuck is happening in this post?
God damn
Some PL guy named "jeffraider" neg repped me. I guess he is just unironically mad about me having an awesome girlfriend.
Well it seems people in the SA thread really hate Kugu
Jurassic Park was a documentary.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Indeed. Also visiting this site will lead to bad things apparently.
"Kugu is the place to go if you want to pickup a few keyloggers."
Only a few? I'd be insulted if Mulla has put any fewer than a thousand on my PC (because one might fail you know!)
I like the rage directed towards dbrb just because he has owned PL multiple times as FC. Guys, it's just a game, no need for rl insults just because he's better than you in a game.
Sure.
[Spoiler=Beware the Large Men Who Run Fast]Fall, 1995. I am doing my best to improve my grades while at Southern Utah University. I have two roommates, both Samoan. I’m not a small man. 6’2” and 215lbs of youthful muscle. But my Roommates are both 6’3” and push the 320 barrier. All three of us are trying to make a spot on the school football team. (American Football) They both have spots pretty much sealed, but I’m still battling for the Free Safety position.
One day they say, “Hey, you’re pretty fast. You wanna come play some rugby with us?” Sure. Why not? At the time I know nothing about rugby so I ask what position I’ll play. “Oh, you’ll be the winger.” Says one, as the other giggles. When a man that size giggles it makes you nervous. I have to ask what a “winger” does and the reply is “We throw the ball to you, and you run. Simple.”
Sounds just like the time I tried to tackle a battleship for the first time. “Just orbit him at 500m and turn on your scram. Simple.” But I hadn’t done that yet either so I didn’t really know that it was going to end with an explosion followed by life in a tiny capsule that doesn’t move very fast.
The rest of the team, and our opponents, met us on the field. It wasn’t long before I realized I was the only “Holly” on the field. With really no instruction what-so-ever I find myself on the edge of the field watching a large pack of Samoans smash into a large pack of Tongans. Then out pops my roommate and he throws a ball at me.
By "ball" I mean watermelon shaped dinosaur egg. He did a crazy under hand fling that put spin on it and you would think it couldn’t land with any force but when it hit my chest I almost dropped and quit for the day. And then one of those Tongans looks up at me with the ball and he comes after me like I just stole his baby.
This is motivation to run so I take off for the end zone. I was fast. 4.4 40 fast. So I was pretty confident that I just left that fat ass Tongan in the dust behind me. Then I feel a pawing at my back and I look over my shoulder. There’s the Tongan, running me down, with a big grin on his face. This dude is going to smash me into Poi and then take his ball back.
With a manly scream, much like that of a three year old girl, I find a burst of speed that only the fear of certain death can give you. I make it to the end zone, but I was unfamiliar with the practice of a true touchdown. So standing there, presumably safe, this Tongan hits me.
I was hit by a car once. The car was in a parking lot, maybe doing 20. I would much rather had been hit by that car again. When I woke up, there was a field of large men laughing at me. “You are fast, but dumb.” It took me another fiften minutes until I could walk without the world spinning and from then on I never played any sports with anyone larger than I was.[/Spoiler]
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
A lot of goons are fucking pussies who don't know a bad forum from a terrible forum. Kugu isn't nearly as bad as CAOD for instance. It's also better than syphilis.
Also as far as I can tell goons can't be assed to bloc rep so you're pretty screwed dbrb.
The 'main' Goon posting force on kugu consists of about 5 bat country guys.
Good luck with that.
If Goons represent acient Greece then Bat Country is Sparta.
You only need 5 to defend the narrow minded crevice that is internet forums.
The rest should go back to whatever it is they do... [s]FCing[/s] barking or whatever.
(Except Vee.)
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
It's more likely than you think. I was dating a girl for about a week, we were watching the discovery channel the other night and she said "You honestly don't believe this crap do you?"Jurassic Park was a documentary.
I asked "What are you talking about?"
Turns out, she is a Kent Hovind young earth creationist and believes the world is only 6000 year old give or take a century. Have not spoken to her after that.
"5 BAT posters" means "Endie, Razzor, and occasionally Gicer" too so looks like you're shit out of luck boat
Tgr and Someguyfromoverthere (aka midge )
I forgot tgr was in BAT, I'm pretty ashamed of myself don't worry
Pass me a few more beers.
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
Reminds me of my first day of practice as fullback when I played college football.
We were doing full contact running the playbook from that weeks opposition and we had a pass play. I was supposed to block the most inside man and that normally would be a blitzing linebacker. I'm 5'10" and at this time I was roughly 220lbs and p stacked as I had been playing linebacker. I was too short though and I could never see the plays develop over our massive fucking linemen, so they moved me to fullback because I had quick feet.
Well our tight end went on his route and the LB came in right on his outside shoulder past him. Which was cool, because I went to block him. Would have been great except I hadn't noticed the walked up safety. He blitzed too. This motherfucker came out of nowhere and I didn't even see him. All I know was that I was running towards the LB and I got blindsided by what felt like a fucking mac truck. The dude knocked me out cold. The coach found me face down with my chinstrap broken and my helmet damn near sideways. I heard nothing but church bells for a solid minute after they brought me back with smelling salts. When my hearing returned, I heard everyone howling with laughter and my coach saying, "Welcome to college football son."
To say I was skiddish as fuck for the next two weeks is an understatement. I was a linebacker man. I don't get knocked the fuck out like that, I dish it out. Anyway, yeah. I feel you. By the way, that safety was your size.
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
In Rugby you don't wear girlie-man padding, it's flesh on flesh ; just you, mud, and the touch of another man around your legs ooooh look at me I'm all a quiver~
I always said that men who play rugby are bigger men than me. Getting hit full speed with no pads by Brian Urlacher (or w/e) type dudes for however many hours doesn't seem like fun. I don't enjoy the sensation of feeling my insides rupturing.
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
I wish I was still that size. Same height but my 205 is more flubber than muscle. Well, I guess for a military man I'm fat. For an average American I'm in outstanding shape.
I think the pads only give you a false sense of security. The only useful bit is the mouth guard. Well, when you use it. Not all of my teeth are real.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
I haven't played in fucking ages, I used to really enjoy it as a kid but once it got to the stage where they were talking about positions and actual tactics and thought I just went "nope" and went back to Cricket and Football. Sadly, I was terrible at Cricket and Football, so now I'm a spaceship nerd.
And yes, I've heard the side of the debate regarding Padding in US Football making the collisions worse, and that's true in a lot of cases ; but I'll never forget the sight when I was 12 of my scrawny friend being crushed by a massive guy (for 12 years old) that he'd just brought down in a tackle, he was a mess after it, bruises all over. Funny thing was that was his crowning achievement in sport as he was terrible at everything else
Jesus christ Vily and Boat, why can't you be more like Vee in both posting AND FCing
+1 tech
I was a good defenseman in Soccer. I could boot the ball out of trouble before the other side could get a head of steam toward the goal. I got too many yellow/red cards for smashing into people though. The rule book says that if our feet are touching the ball at the same time then a collision is allowed. I may have stretched that rule a bit.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[/COLOR]
I was defensive back in my high school days too, although I was a bit more lard-ridden than I am now. My whole style was essentially Run for Intercept -> slide tackle ball , sending their forward arse over tits.
If they could outrun me they were home free though.
I played soccer till I was like 9.
Then I realized that instead of sprinting constantly for like a half hour straight, I could go play football and sprint for 15s at a time and get lots of breaks. And I could knock the pure shit out of people.
So I started playing football and said fuck soccer.
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
I used to play defense too, but mainly because I was so awful at the upfield positions I had to force myself away from the goal so that no-one would pass to me. I had a lot of people tell me I was a good keeper when I stood in for our team's guy once, but I hate being keeper because all you can do is either be forced to make repeated saves against a ball that's getting more and more slippery, or shout at your teammates at the far end of the field, so I didn't make anything of it
The only sport I ever played was flag football because it was the only way i could touch girls in school and get away with it.
Dude that's what ski-masks are for.
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