I might be shit at EVE but forum PvP is easy and fun
I might be shit at EVE but forum PvP is easy and fun
Talking about Eve is way better than playing it.
only if you have some good posters around or a functional cyclejerk team on your side.
If anyone's wondered what goes on in the midst of a bulldozer fleet, I give you the following:
This is what you're losing to.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
That was unrepresentative because it involves 15 minutes of fleet chat with nobody disconnecting, leaving fighters behind, running out of fuel, falling asleep and missing a jump or opening a rogue cyno to 1DH. Even St.Hedliner was on the edge by the end.
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By the way Raiden took a few minutes out from their death spiral to post this for their members. You might look at it and think "hey that looks OK", but bear in mind that they basically have no FCs (one dude who is willing to try but who would get stomped by most experienced FCs is not going to fill that gap) and that if you read between the lines they are begging people to join fleets formed by anyone blue to them.
Also they are obsessed with the word "whit" for some reason.We came here to Delve whit Init to play whit and to support Nulli in their war effort.
Naturally we are here for our own benefit as well. Curse was boring for so many of us, so this was a necessary step to ensure our players some action
The situation in delve at the moment can only be described as a massive cluster fuck that is growing.
Loads of alliances are involved in the war and more are on the way.
This is what Raiden needs. This is what Raiden is for. We bring the Thunder!!
Delve is such a target rich environment that there should be no problem having loads of kills.
US players have come to me telling me they are having a blast, for the first time in a good long while.
Euro Players have been going out in massive fleet fights, wolf packs and bombers.
There is so much to kill and so many retards to pick off you will not believe it.
I encourage anyone to form a fleet when there is no major form up.
Get the most out of the situation. I want to see Raiden roams/gangs out there every day.
Post them on our forum. Get in and farm some tears.
Just remember to be careful with the large hostile gangs when you are in wolf pack mode.
CFC and Honybadgers are so bored that they will drop a 200 man drake gang on anything, so be smart.
You guys know the drill!
There have been several fleets up the past days.
-a-, Nulli and Init has all been forming fleets. Raiden has taken out a few fleets as well.
You might have seen a brave pilot named The Anomoly taking out some fleets.
These fleets are great fun and you should make it appoint to be in them.
He is a fresh FC Team member and will be taking out fleets as often as he can.
When we don’t form our own fleets I want you all to join the Allied fleets.
Primarily you should be joining Init and Nulli fleets.
If there is nothing else then join -a- or any other fleet.
These fleets will be reimbursed as normal. Some ships/doctrines will be added to the reimbursement list, if not already.
Kaisur posted that everyone should have a bomber and Clone ready to go in a nearby station.
This is to assure us action when HoneyFuckCoalition are camping the 319 station. Have more then one ready.
Short term for Raiden, we will stay whit our allies and have as much fun as possible.
If you have not moved over here for some reason, get you ass over here and join the carnage.
Let us know if you need help moving. There are plenty of pilots willing to help.
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What's wrong whit "whit" ?
?Oh god it's infectious.
How do so many people lacking the basic ability to proofread end up in positions of power?
Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll
Offering to negotiate as an uaffiliated arbitrator on this one. If they surrender and change their name to wallpapers, they get to keep their space. How does that strike people?
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
This is a really good question.
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Not sure if this has been linked.
http://twitter.com/AchronTimeless/st...72520601841666
Not sure if troll or...
proofreading is a job for your underlings
When you BRING THE THUNDER you have precious little time to check things like the order of letters in words
BRING THE THUNDER YEAH
Most likely not considering what we've seen before.
God the back and forth of that one twitter was just..... sad
Confirmed.
At this point we should just let them stay due to the sheer tenacity that they've shown
50k man coalition beating your allies to death who bitch and piss and moan about the unfairness of it all and there you sit, a tiny gaggle of faggots in some busted ass corner of the game fighting for your fucking life 18 hours a day every day.
Oh yea they're using their supers too
Fuck it, someone adopt them.
O_O
If Wallpaper* forms it's own coalition, I will follow.
They've got straight up ninja's piloting an Aeon and an Avatar, and i can't even guess how many SBU's they've killed. Their 'fleets' are small, but really fucking hard to catch and kill. I can't even say their name right but i got a little grudging respect going for them
They deserve to keep that station if they're really giving it their all to keep it. Props to them for not rolling over and dying.
Just shows what you can fucking do if you stand your ground instead of bellowing how unfair this game is..
According to our war wizards, they've destroyed more of our SBUs and TCUs than the rest of the entire SoCo since we've been down here.
Yeah that's right - some spanish-speaking ass end of nowhere living dangerzone riding browntowner nobodies are out elite-pvping the elite pvpers.
yeah, we nearly caught an undefended Nyx of theirs last week.
I'm kind of glad we didn't, to tell the truth.
I'm imagining something out of 300. The scene where Xerxes (Mittens ofc) tries to convince the brave and half-naked Wallpaper King to join with the Clusterfuck. WK would of course refuse. Then we skip the rest of the movie and just cut to a storm of arrows followed by a scene of dead Spartans full of arrows.
Delve War 5: Rise of the Wallpapers.
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
It works especially well since there are probably right around 300 of them, if you factor in alts.
You guys should let them stay. An example for the rest of eve how fighting back without the war of words(bullshit) gets you respect.
But if we do that, EVERYONE we invade will resist. We can't have THAT, can we?
So who is next? Provi block?
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
How many invasions will it take for your dead wife to come back to life?
At least one more.
>implying anyone learns anything from anyone in this game.
GUYS LETS REINVENT THE WHEEL.
searching for an good image of wallpaper to make an "attack of the wallpaper" image is actually harder than it sounds.
Durrake fleet too good
Possibly a image of a dude applying wallpaper and have their logo on it with some sort of mean face looking at the dude? It would take someone with shop skills otherwise I'd help ya out.
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
Thanks people for your comments and congratulations xD. Here in Wallpaper Alliance xDDDD (Walltreipers !!) we are doing our best meanwhile taking a lot of fun. Our poor Station will change of hands soon but were going to defend to the end. Its like we want to play this game.
cheers,
Yama.
Cheers to honorable warriors of the wallpaper!
Its not a normal day when one says "hey, dudes you should read kugu. they are talking about you"
"oh, what about?"
"well, about how generally good you guys are"
You may take their station, but damn you Cfc-hb, you will never take their adhesiveness!
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
Dawww, can we give them a constellation somewhere? Puhleeeeaaase mom?!
I promise they won't be too much trouble, we don't even have to blue them.
I just FCed Drakes into four rounds of them undocking Cane/Drake fleets into me. After the third time they got completely and utterly pasted pasted by me, they undocked Maelstroms and I fucking owned the shit out of them too.
Durrakes OP.
nerf durr
[03:38:23] DurrHurrDurr > So uhh
[03:38:27] Markus Dixon > Heya
[03:38:32] DurrHurrDurr > You guys just got fucking pasted four times in a row by Durrakes
[03:38:37] Markus Dixon > This is my alt.
[03:38:43] DurrHurrDurr > Get scrubdumpstered deep into the dunkzone
[03:38:44] Perseus Kallistratos > no
[03:38:48] Perseus Kallistratos > we got pasted by dreads
[03:38:48] DurrHurrDurr > Yeah you did.
[03:38:53] DurrHurrDurr > You got owned by Durrakes.
[03:38:57] DurrHurrDurr > Deal with it nerd.
[03:39:01] DurrHurrDurr > Deal with it~
[03:39:03] Perseus Kallistratos >
[03:39:04] DurrHurrDurr > DEAL WITH IT~
[03:39:06] Perseus Kallistratos > learn to FC
[03:39:08] Perseus Kallistratos >
do eet
I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.
[03:38:23] DurrHurrDurr > So uhh
[03:38:27] Markus Dixon > Heya
[03:38:32] DurrHurrDurr > You guys just got fucking pasted four times in a row by Durrakes
[03:38:37] Markus Dixon > This is my alt.
[03:38:43] DurrHurrDurr > Get scrubdumpstered deep into the dunkzone
[03:38:44] Perseus Kallistratos > no
[03:38:48] Perseus Kallistratos > we got pasted by dreads
[03:38:48] DurrHurrDurr > Yeah you did.
[03:38:53] DurrHurrDurr > You got owned by Durrakes.
[03:38:57] DurrHurrDurr > Deal with it nerd.
[03:39:01] DurrHurrDurr > Deal with it~
[03:39:03] Perseus Kallistratos >
[03:39:04] DurrHurrDurr > DEAL WITH IT~
[03:39:06] Perseus Kallistratos > learn to FC
[03:39:08] Perseus Kallistratos >
Behind that smile is a bubbling rage and despair.
Tales from 319- local:
[03:46:46] Nosenhojh > when dreads get nerfed, u guys are screwed
PK didnt have time to FC fleet in between all the petitioning for local spam..
https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=490519
This was four separate fights. They didn't come anywhere close to winning any of them. It was like shooting five autistic kids jammed into one barrel.
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