Vlade Randal is insane

**SpankMe** · 2011-09-13

Hiya Endo !

Edit: I heard you are a D00M. guy. I hope things are working out for you

**nooneknows** · 2011-09-13

It's true for those who haven't noticed, Vlade has set up his own rehab Corp for bittervets, he is currently the only member... Vlade invites all other bitter vets to join him or he will otherwise melt your harddrive!

**Sean Alenko** · 2011-09-13

So if Vlade only spent a few months in charge of MM and went bonkers, it would explain alot about Vuk Lau and Killer2.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Kevin

Mild bi-polar? Sorry to say bro but this is just ladies in general. Doctors give out prescriptions for being female now?

lol sadly no. I offer to dose her up all the time when she is PMSing but she just gives me a dirty look. I like to bitch but she is actually surprisingly low maintenance.

**true** · 2011-09-13

That's what Vuk's trolling does to people, it's been 7 pages. Any new valuable content to be added? If not gas thread.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

I'm guessing eve is all this guy ever will have to identify himself with. The way he talks to people on eve, I'm pretty sure he would get laced up just trying to buy drugs let alone (not) selling them.

also artemis97: I take like a year break and you are still getting trolled. What the fuck did you do to yourself?

**teds** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by true

That's what Vuk's trolling does to people, it's been 7 pages. Any new valuable content to be added? If not gas thread.

Originally Posted by Vuk Lau

Lol

**Makia Velli** · 2011-09-13

Poasting content (can be argued if it´s valuable or not vOv)
[SPOILER=Vlade local][08:14:13] Melissa's Lapdog > and i thought jita local was bad^^
[08:14:18] Vlade Randal > no
[08:14:23] Vlade Randal > this is vlade local
[08:14:28] Vlade Randal > its terribad

[08:15:10] Melissa's Lapdog > post some scam contracts and it feels like any trade hub
[08:16:13] Vlade Randal > i cant
[08:16:18] Vlade Randal > its against my wish
[08:16:30] Vlade Randal > its not a challenge
[08:16:52] Vlade Randal > a challenge is stealing $40,000 in diamonds
[08:16:55] Vlade Randal > in RL
[08:16:57] Vlade Randal > ages 16
[08:17:09] Vlade Randal > thats pro
[08:17:12] Vlade Randal > this....
[08:17:16] Vlade Randal > is just a game
[08:17:28] Vlade Randal > im a REFORMED criminal
[08:17:37] Vlade Randal > im proud of that
[08:17:43] Vlade Randal > cheaters are noobs
[08:17:48] Vlade Randal > i dont need to cheat to win
[08:17:59] Vlade Randal > cos it takes away the glory of winning
[08:18:16] Vlade Randal > thats why i always say.... "GO BALLS DEEP"

[08:26:29] Vlade Randal > "You have not been invited to Morsus-FC"
[08:26:36] Vlade Randal > its more fun being a peasant
[08:27:01] Vlade Randal > i love it
[08:27:07] Vlade Randal > i hope i get kicked
[08:27:19] Vlade Randal > then come back with a monocle

[08:28:44] Vlade Randal > im bored
[08:28:49] Vlade Randal > cant join comes
[08:28:52] Vlade Randal > coms[/SPOILER]

**Vlade Randal** · 2011-09-13

Hi Kugu,

Please read carefully:

http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp
www.targetbase.com.au

Not sure if serious? Me either... thats the plan

GF Montrollio... now i will ask nicely 1 more time kid... please deliver my flash money... and something may or may not happen, but it will be dealt with professionally, within the game.
If you want to be my friend in real life... i give you my cell phone number and address. I would love to drink coffee with you and discuss policy as men.

You want to fight in game, then do it in game...

I'd say it is you that are getting "MONTROLLED" sir, and 5 billion isk is insignificant to me... just like you and your alts.

THIS IS MY FIRST KUGU POST \0/

I need to use some disinfectant after coming here. I think i may have contracted an STD.
I need to stop spending so much time with cheap sluts and whores.

TROLOLOLOL

I'm definately crazy... I accept this crazyness with love...
I embrace and utilise it to come up with a plan so crazy that it works based on you guys not being crazy enough to understand.
I always have 6 plans
I always win... without cheating :P

I never post on Kugu... Cos it's a place for TROLOLOLOLOL'ING

Hi Mum o/

RAWR is awesome !

TEST are TESTING my patience... that's about it...

*yawn*

have fun kids

-vlade out

**Wusti** · 2011-09-13

'sup Vlade - is that REALLY you?

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-13

You make it very credible saying how you neither care about the 5 bil nor about Monti... while permanently asking for the ISK and offering yourself as a friend to each and every one you seem to pass on the (virtual) streets.

Still, thanks for not being LordDragon, should it be the real you.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

literally the indian customer support guy on cocaine

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

Vlade Randal: do you actually sell drugs? Does the drug dealer and all his friends make fun of you as you smoke blunts with them and they slap the shit out of you for making awkward emo comments?

**Flinx** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Wusti

'sup Vlade - is that REALLY you?

I thought it was Charlie Sheen, win winning at internet space ships.

**White Tree** · 2011-09-13

Heh, jokes on you guys I was just trolling!!!

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

can you sell me fucktons of lsd its my birthday hook me up wholesale tia

**tgr** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/terms.asp

Server Error
404 - File or directory not found.
The resource you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

Impressive. I will take this to heart immediately and repent all my sins.

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

www.targetbase.com.au

An ISP? And?

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

be careful he's gonna sniff your IP from those clicks and melt your computer bro

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

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If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove Vlade Randal from the recipient list and send the message again

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by tgr

Server Error
404 - File or directory not found.
The resource you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

Impressive. I will take this to heart immediately and repent all my sins.

An ISP? And?

SNAP! He took down Eve. Now that's hardcore.

**Jovan Geldon** · 2011-09-13

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ur a faget

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2011-09-13

put me in your mouth and suck me off

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-13

guys I found a video of vlade teaching us how to hack

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-13

IM GOING TO TRACER-T THAT SHIT

**Vlade Randal** · 2011-09-13

LOL.

"Reformed" Bad Man
Only ghey on weekends
Spymater... serving 1 master.
Modest most of the time
Not sure who that master is yet... possibly "GOD"
I'm a 2nd rate Actor
I can dance and chicks look at me and laugh :P
Yes, there is a RL dude contacting me with "no love" in RL because montolio leaked my RL details
Drugs are bad, don't do them.
I'm ok at eve. I'm awesome at table tennis.
i don't hack today, but i know how to counter-hack

i don't talk shit.. i prefer to kill shit...

LESS TALK, MORE ACTION AND "GAME ON"!

I make 5 claims today...

"I'm really bad at trolling"
"i'm a noob and i'm proud of it"
"im 50% crazy 50% brilliant"
"i'm un-predictable"
"you are still not sure if im serious"

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-13

TRACER TEE

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randall

I don't care about the 5b isk you stole from me, I don't need it

BUT GIVE IT BACK TO ME YOU FAGGOT MONTROLLIO

**Vlade Randal** · 2011-09-13

Threats vs Promises
Ego vs Confidence

Which will prevail?

lol

**Sean Alenko** · 2011-09-13

Don't melt my hard-disk bro.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

LOL.

"Reformed" Bad Man
Only ghey on weekends
Spymater... serving 1 master.
Modest most of the time
Not sure who that master is yet... possibly "GOD"
I'm a 2nd rate Actor
I can dance and chicks look at me and laugh :P
Yes, there is a RL dude contacting me with "no love" in RL because montolio leaked my RL details
Drugs are bad, don't do them.
I'm ok at eve. I'm awesome at table tennis.
i don't hack today, but i know how to counter-hack

i don't talk shit.. i prefer to kill shit...

LESS TALK, MORE ACTION AND "GAME ON"!

I make 5 claims today...

"I'm really bad at trolling"
"i'm a noob and i'm proud of it"
"im 50% crazy 50% brilliant"
"i'm un-predictable"
"you are still not sure if im serious"

Quoting this for posterity

**zenthral** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

People in PL fucking hate? me for whatever reason.

Don't kid yourself, son. We just think you are really really dumb.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

Threats vs Promises
Ego vs Confidence

Which will prevail?

lol

HYDRA? Wait, they provail

**fpshacker** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

LOL.

"Reformed" Bad Man
Only ghey on weekends
Spymater... serving 1 master.
Modest most of the time
Not sure who that master is yet... possibly "GOD"
I'm a 2nd rate Actor
I can dance and chicks look at me and laugh :P
Yes, there is a RL dude contacting me with "no love" in RL because montolio leaked my RL details
Drugs are bad, don't do them.
I'm ok at eve. I'm awesome at table tennis.
i don't hack today, but i know how to counter-hack

i don't talk shit.. i prefer to kill shit...

LESS TALK, MORE ACTION AND "GAME ON"!

I make 5 claims today...

"I'm really bad at trolling"
"i'm a noob and i'm proud of it"
"im 50% crazy 50% brilliant"
"i'm un-predictable"
"you are still not sure if im serious"

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**Iratus** · 2011-09-13

Ok, Vlade... Let's test this.

Tell me where I live. Go on, it's harmless, don't be afraid, a simpleton could figure it out.

If you are a drugdealing hacker, you should be able to figure it out, and we migth even have a few friends in common... Oh my, that's a lead you've got there.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by MandozerTheGreat

I'm guessing eve is all this guy ever will have to identify himself with. The way he talks to people on eve, I'm pretty sure he would get laced up just trying to buy drugs let alone (not) selling them.

also artemis97: I take like a year break and you are still getting trolled. What the fuck did you do to yourself?

I took a picture of my tiny ass dick and showed people.

**T'Renn** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

I took a picture of my tiny ass dick and showed people.

"yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp / I was an 8 year old girl before the doctor found my dick"

**Player of no importance** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Vlade Randal

crazy stuff

In other words, Vlade is telling everyone that he is throwing seven different kinds of smoke. Beware.

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**Juichi Inu** · 2011-09-13

It's fascinating to watch what happens when you mix a tenuous grasp on reality, an overinflated sense of self worth, and (near) anonimity. Turns out you get a great big flaming bag of bat shit crazy.

Entertainment at it's finest.

**Glomp** · 2011-09-13

Maybe this is like A Beautiful Mind and we are all just his delusions?

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Glomp

Maybe this is like A Beautiful Mind and we are all just his delusions?

Montrollio is literally William Parcher.

**Aurora148** · 2011-09-13

**OWEHOWEH** · 2011-09-13

Somehow that picture is an exact artistic rendition of this thread.

**SpankMe** · 2011-09-13

Outchie! He got smooshed but he seems to have a lot of body padding to keep him safe in these situations. The best part of this pic is the smiley face clock behind the couch.

**Iratus** · 2011-09-13

That's durr, ain't it?

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Iratus

Ok, Vlade... Let's test this.

Tell me where I live. Go on, it's harmless, don't be afraid, a simpleton could figure it out.

If you are a drugdealing hacker, you should be able to figure it out, and we migth even have a few friends in common... Oh my, that's a lead you've got there.

Let me run a tracer tee on your ass, bitches love when I run a tracer tee on their ass.

...

Okay, so it looks like your IP address is 192.168.1.1

Got you now faggot.