Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

**Iratus** · 2011-12-30

http://www.reddit.com/r/evedreddit/comments/nvmr3/oo/

I love you, TEST.

**Traakile** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by Iratus

http://www.reddit.com/r/evedreddit/comments/nvmr3/oo/

I love you, TEST.

Oh god, why did I open that....

**Iratus** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by Traakile

Oh god, why did I open that....

Xystance's sexy smile calls you trough the link.

And space underwear, that too.

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2011-12-30

our father

2011-12-30 14:37:00	ToXicPaIN	Prayer	Important Internet Spaceship League
List what hasumx has to Say :-)) From: hasumx Let us pray. I thank you CCP for my birth, and everythings thats followed. I thank you CCP for today, and I will pray for tomorrow. I thank you CCP for the love of my alliance and my friends. I made a promise, and I'm lovin' BDEAL 'til the end. I thank you CCP for your guidance, cause thats all that counts. And right here, right NOW, CCP this is your house. I thank you CCP for a dream that came true to light. And I ask you to bless everybody on this server tonight. I don't always do the right thing, and I ask you to forgive me. Cause I need you here wit me, without you in my life it's empty. I think back to how some G0dfathers did me like, violence was the remedy. And because I think of that now, I pray for my enemy. Not because of what I'll do, but because they don't know. There's somethin' better after here, but everybody, won't go. So I ask you to forgive them, and we'll hope they see. And I thank you for the good fights that, they've given to me. I will not abuse it, nor will I lead them astray. See, I love 'em like children, that I see everyday. And I pray, no WE pray together, get us through the bad weather, and we love you forever. Let your thought, and my heart, go hand in hand. I first thought, but to start, but I stand a clone. And for as long as I can, as long as you permit me. Please give me, the strength I need to live. Bare wit me. Amen. We each walk the path, that we've chosen.

**Doink9731** · 2011-12-30

Eating Our Own

Or How DurrHurrDurr Bought Us Every Dread We Will Ever Need

Shooting POS is dumb. It's so dumb that CCP made a class of ships specifically designed to shoot them, the CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHT. The only problem is you need to use the CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHTS to kill the structure in two siege cycles or less. Otherwise in that time someone will bring their supers and BLAP BLAP BLAP you.

As a result, we need like 30 CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHTS. They cost around 2,000,000,000,000 isk each (is that enough zeros? idgaf)

As a further result, we're doing a official donation drive to establish an alliance CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHT cache. He's how it works. You send MontolioAlt 100,000,000 isk with the reason "Macho Man Savage Never Forget". This money will [s]be embezzd[/s] fund CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHTS. If you send MontolioAlt 200,000,000,000 isk with the reason "For More Boomsticks" this will also [s]be embezzled[/s] go to funding CAPITAL CLASS DREADNOUGHTS. Also, Montolio mentioned something about DurrHurrDurr being muted in fleets on TeamSpeak for a day with the 100,000,000 donation amount and freed from it for the 200,000,000. As this would destroy any remaining TEST cultural identity thereby sundering the fabric of the alliance I figured he was just trolling.

**Magere** · 2011-12-30

I'm not even in TEST and that makes me want to donate.

**Securitas** · 2011-12-30

caps lock is cruise control for cool right?

**Far** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by Securitas

caps lock is cruise control for cool right?

Plz try harder, our expectations of you are not being met.

In other news... I think this sums up our last couple days vs Raiden pretty well. http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=45932

It's a good thing they seem to sleep at least 8-10hrs a day. We dont.

**Traakile** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by Far

Plz try harder, our expectations of you are not being met.

In other news... I think this sums up our last couple days vs Raiden pretty well. http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=45932

It's a good thing they seem to sleep at least 8-10hrs a day. We dont.

Rifterfleet seems to be doing it's job well.

**INtarKll** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by INtarKll

I'll just post again a month after this invasion starts to laugh at your failure and about how I was right. see you then

yup. can't believe people were actually arguing against me then.

tbh I dont really know what test/exe/esg/lawn/bdeal/etc were going for. thinking "we'll split the cfc into 2 forces so raiden/wn/etc can't POSSIBLY defend 2 fronts" just doesnt make sense if you know what a cyno is. as we see they can simply cyno to vale in 5 mins, kill test/etc, then cyno back to branch to fight the rest of the cfc. splitting the cfc into 2 just helps them so vov.

**Doink9731** · 2011-12-30

INtarKll is right.

Why anyone would bother to argue, much less talk to him, is beyond me.

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-12-30

It's a good sign for test and pets. So far Inatrkll is working on around a 90% DEADFUCKINGWRONG score, so the odds are things should be panning out for TEST.

**INtarKll** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by INtarKll

yup. can't believe people were actually arguing against me then.

tbh I dont really know what test/exe/esg/lawn/bdeal/etc were going for. thinking "we'll split the cfc into 2 forces so raiden/wn/etc can't POSSIBLY defend 2 fronts" just doesnt make sense if you know what a cyno is. as we see they can simply cyno to vale in 5 mins, kill test/etc, then cyno back to branch to fight the rest of the cfc. splitting the cfc into 2 just helps them so vov.

plz, go ahead and tell me how splitting yourself into 2 forces is smart when the enemy does not have to do this cause they can just cyno around killing them 1 at a time instead of trying to be witty.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-12-30

Woah, did we break the bot with too much negrep? It's arguing with itself.

Oh, no wait, it's just quoting itself... why?

**Doink9731** · 2011-12-30

They could turn this into a blockbuster Hollywood film.

INtarKll? The virus has infected INtarKll?
INtarKll IS the virus. It's the reason everything's falling apart!
INtarKll has become self aware. In one hour it will initiate a massive shitposting attack on its enemy.
What enemy?
Us! Neckbeards!

**raptor217** · 2011-12-30

Originally Posted by Doink9731

They could turn this into a blockbuster Hollywood film.

INtarKll? The virus has infected INtarKll?
INtarKll IS the virus. It's the reason everything's falling apart!
INtarKll has become self aware. In one hour it will initiate a massive shitposting attack on its enemy.
What enemy?
Us! Neckbeards!

2011 an INtarKll Odyssey

**Don Peyote** · 2011-12-30

INtarKII, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Shitposting

**Jovan Geldon** · 2011-12-31

The Assassination of Goodposting by the Coward INtarKll

**raptor217** · 2011-12-31

The Good, The Bad, and the INtarKll

**Aeon221** · 2011-12-31

The Faggotry of the Intarkll

**Glomp** · 2011-12-31

Gay Intarkils from Outer Space

**Agathor** · 2011-12-31

The Hurtlocker of faggotry

**Glomp** · 2011-12-31

Originally Posted by Agathor

The Hurtlocker of faggotry

That is this forum I thought?

**Rer** · 2011-12-31

Gas! (The Thread!) -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the INtarkll in Order to Save It

**BiggerDangDude** · 2011-12-31

Shitposting for Dummies by Intarkll

Susie Chow · 2011-12-31

While I hate to keep ragging on TEST's home on the Internet (not really), I just couldn't keep this gem to myself. Emphasis mine:

Originally Posted by Reddit

Title: Reddit has proven to have far more political power than many of us would have ever expected. Everyone should pay attention to this, not just those interesting in politics.

tl;dr Reddit is starting to make big differences in politics. Let's continue, and shape the world even more next year. Let's make it Reddit's New Year's resolution.

Reddit has formed into an affective way of fighting back against not only the decisions of large corporations, but those of politicians themselves. It has become sort of a magnifying glass for many of us, and the world is on the other side. We have the power to set any any we want aflame.

It's been a long journey for me with Reddit, but what we've been doing to fight SOPA has warmed my heart more than any other altruistic function Reddit has ever organized. I think we should continue. Reddit has been in the news more than ever, and I think it says something very important about the United States political system. Democracy in and of itself it incredibly ineffective unless the people are well informed. At this point, especially in the United States, the status quo are, unfortunately, very uninformed. So those who ARE informed, must fight back with in a collected, unified, targeted manner. Not just boycotts, but, just as many have said before me, targeting one or two politicians at a time. Or one or two corporations at a time. The harder we smash them into the ground, the more revered Reddit will become, and the more power we will gain to collectively make a difference.

Other things I want to add if you want to be a part of this:

Make a Reddit account already. Upvotes/downvotes are what make Reddit so powerful and you can't do that without and account. Signing up for Reddit was the quickest and more painless process I've ever went through for a site.
Comment on things. Sure, you'll probably get downvoted on stuff but who cares? It's a number. That's it. I've gotten downvoted plenty of times before, and as a result I learned why what I said was incorrect. (Other times I just got mildly upset)
Lastly, and I hope most obviously, take part in what we decide to focus on. You may think you are only one person and moving one or two domains from GoDaddy or doing that ONE THING won't actually change anything, but you are thinking as a single person. This is a collective organism. You can't think that way, or you won't help at all. It does make a difference.

Like the pedophile's post on the previous page, this was found in a default subreddit and had over a thousand net upvotes, which are now apparently a powerful form of political speech. So, TEST, do you buy into the whole "We are anonymous, we are legion" thing, or do you just keep your head down and pretend that Reddit isn't a festering shithole?

o7o7o7o7o7o7o7

**Jovan Geldon** · 2011-12-31

The Chronicles of INtarKll: The Shitpost, the Negrep, and the Butthurt

EDIT:- I wonder how long it will take for this to stop being amusing

**Aeon221** · 2011-12-31

Doctor Intarkll, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Shitpoasting

**Magere** · 2011-12-31

The Unbearable Shittiness of Intarkill.

**Jovan Geldon** · 2011-12-31

Originally Posted by Aeon221

Doctor Intarkll, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Shitpoasting

You were beaten to it:

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

INtarKII, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Shitposting

**Dysphonia** · 2011-12-31

Eternal Shitposting of the INtarkll's mind.

**Djehngo** · 2011-12-31

Originally Posted by Susie Chow

While I hate to keep ragging on TEST's home on the Internet (not really), I just couldn't keep this gem to myself. Emphasis mine:

Like the pedophile's post on the previous page, this was found in a default subreddit and had over a thousand net upvotes, which are now apparently a powerful form of political speech. So, TEST, do you buy into the whole "We are anonymous, we are legion" thing, or do you just keep your head down and pretend that Reddit isn't a festering shithole?

o7o7o7o7o7o7o7

If it's in any large or default subreddit, especially politics(as that was) or atheism no sane person gives it credence.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-12-31

INtarKII or /r/politics post

:iiam:

**Magere** · 2011-12-31

Is suicide an option?

**Aeon221** · 2011-12-31

Originally Posted by Jovan Geldon

You were beaten to it:

Damn, and I can't even negrep myself about it. -

**Fal1en** · 2011-12-31

The Wizard of Shitposting

**Lorren Canada** · 2011-12-31

Whoa, people hating on reddit. Why I never

**penifSMASH** · 2011-12-31

Reddit is a complete shithole except for the hilarious jailbait sections that got purged and is 10x worse than SA, which itself has turned into pure shit over the past 5 years

**Lorren Canada** · 2011-12-31

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Reddit is a complete shithole except for the hilarious jailbait sections that got purged and is 10x worse than SA, which itself has turned into pure shit over the past 5 years

trapbait still exists, or so I heard.

**Magere** · 2011-12-31

SA died when Helldump was removed.

EDIT: Does Reddit have any helldump style subforums? Even shitty diluted new helldump material is better then none.

**Agathor** · 2011-12-31

Want to see 20 million dollars of fireworks go up?

Live webcam from Reykjavik.

http://eldgos.mila.is/newyears/

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-12-31

lmao seriously? Where'd they get the 20 million for them? Hmm I'm starting to question Icelands financial situation.

**teds** · 2011-12-31

we'll have that 20mil back you TERRORISTS tia <3

**Doink9731** · 2012-01-01

CHICAGO

Testies Hurry On Their Way To Chicago
Hey Sandy

Test Alliance Please Ignore has a bunch of neckbearded nerds from Chicago who forsake their online lives and venture out into the world to drink alcohol together. I really tried to think of some grander purpose for our meetings, but anything besides saying we get drunk is a lie. Now we're starting multiple day meet ups biannually because we can. There's one in the summer because the weather is nice and one in the winter because the weather is awful. This meet up was restricted to Test members, but we figured the more the merrier, if your going to take the time to show up and drink you're probably okay, and maybe you'll help us get home intact.

F.A.Q:
Why is this in Chicago?
Because Chicago is a great city and we want to make you come to us. It's in the Midwest, centrally located, and if everyone travels the same amount more people might come.

How do I get to Chicago?I know it's a lot of work. Even leaving the house is a lot to ask for the average neck beard. Here's some common modes of transportation.

Airplane - Cost varies. Chicago has a few airports I think.
Bus - Megabus is cheap.
Train - Amtrak runs through Chicago. At least you'll get here.
Your Car --- or carpooling with others from your area.

I heard parking sucks in Chicago. If I drive where will I park?
If you drive and stay in a hotel, just park in the parking lot near it. Most hotels having parking deals available for guests. If you're really poor, just park at my casa where it is a NO PERMIT REQUIRED PARKING ZONE and take the CTA to your final destination. Be prepared for traffic if you decide to drive anywhere, and don't get butthurt about it.

Where can I stay?

Chicago Bros do have some space available for you to crash. Plenty of floor space, a couple extra beds, and couches. However if you want to be comfortable, bring a sleeping bag and some pillow's. Make sure to note in your RSVP that'll you'll need to crash with us.
But, this is a big fucking city so there are a huge variety of hotels. Cheap, expensive, downtown, near the airport that all fluctuate in price. If there are enough people staying in hotels I recommend you all getting together and finding one spot that everyone will stay at. This makes it easier for commuting around and easier for us Chicagoians to find everyone.

Booze?!
We'll have kegs and one of us brews beer. Bringing your own beer and food is a great help.

I live in Europe and the only flight comes in on Thursday, is that a problem?
NO. COME.

Final Things:

Please RSVP. Contact Doink9731 on Kugu if you're attending.
If you have any other questions please post in this thread and I'll answer them.

January 20th: Buzz Aldrin's 82nd Birthday

Theme: Playing Second Fiddle

January 21st: Quebec Flag Day!

Theme: Thinking We Matter

January 22nd: Ivan the Great's 572nd Birthday!

Theme: Vodka

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-01-01

Totes going to hang with my TEST bros in 2012.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-01-01

Anyone not from Chicago has to take a shot of Malort upon entry.
Also my birthday is on the 25th so we will celebrate that as well.

**Rer** · 2012-01-01

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

Anyone not from Chicago has to take a shot of Malort upon entry.
Also my birthday is on the 25th so we will celebrate that as well.

Sure you don't want to move this event to the 25th?.. I'm not a TESTie but that's also my birthday, 21st to be exact (so you can watch me get stupid drunk, probably pass out and draw on my face)