Reality?Originally Posted by Don Peyote
Reality?
Although this is mostly true, there are of course, exceptions.
Case in point:
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who buck wild with the trigga
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
got my bf3 installed
ujelly
Here is a nice snapshot of our adventures in the past week: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...ute&ignore=pos
where all you bitches at on BF3?
Join the Pandemic Legion platoon.
You should sign up for our mumble, we have about 40 dudes playing right now with about 20 exhausted eruos muted and deafened in channel.
My BC2 account was tied to an old, out of date email I can't use anymore. If they sent beta keys there I'm shit outta luck.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Sok, just do what im doing and wait for thursday when the open beta starts.My BC2 account was tied to an old, out of date email I can't use anymore. If they sent beta keys there I'm shit outta luck.
There is hope after all. This is a good day indeed.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
I wonder how many alliances will set there timers to be when the bf3 beta goes live
I wonder how many alliances will still be playing EVE when BF3 Beta goes live.
PL running 30 man BF3 fleets for the last 10 hours, likely for the next 40 hours as well.
True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring
have you dropped a "super fleet" on anyone in "lowsec" yet?
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I don't even know if that's supposed to mean anything
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Blobbers.
Pandemic Legion: The Last Bastion Of True BF3
http://www.twitch.tv/sokushd
Centra and mintchip streaming BF3
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
I watched it for a bit and all I got was EvE levels of lag and people falling through the ground while trying to walk.
Looking good.
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friend me on origin m8s (burningchurches)
That's some crazy ass rubberbanding. Is this a stress test beta or?
currently only open to pre-orders. i'm sure we'll see a patch within a week or so before the "open" beta starts. lying prone and crawling over terrain like rocks is pretty broken atm. i saw (several bodies) lying on their back dead but still shooting their gun in the air. sometimes you'd randomly fall into the ground and get stuck. pretty trivial fixes.
How the fuck do you get into the Caspian Border servers? WHATS THE PASSWORD
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
you are all stupid.
all the servers are full and the few that have 1 slot left is the 500 ms ping ones.
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
sexyelevator
The password changes every few hours, the last one from this morning was 'sexyelevator', If/when i get wind of the new one I'll try and post it here, afaik this is the 3rd PW 'leaked' since about 2-3am my time, so I expect they rotate it ever 3 hours or so.
EDIT: I'm not actually playing it, but the PL guys in channel are saying that 'sexyelevator' no longer works, its been rotated out.
EDIT EDIT: evidently sexyelevator still works, jeff is jerking off all over the caspian border as we speak
this is my shit lately.
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Wild Content Appears: Gypsy Legion vs The Pet Offensive
Get it, Pet Offensive? DO YOU GET IT?!
The Last Great Thunderdome
After chilling for a few weeks in Amamake, dropping on unsuspecting RazorGoon Dreads as they attempted to take a shortcut to tower purging, The Legion sought out a new adventure. Before Goons and MM/Brick became so vocal about how they weren’t mad, Delve residents had promised that their front yard was The Last Great Thunderdome where bros undocked, honoure battled and nobody cared about isk wars or sov. So The Legion gleefully moved into PR-, one jump away from MM/Brick home system and 2 jumps away from where Brov0ke lived. Apparently we arrived at the wrong time or something, because the only site to be seen was a bunch of skittish Brick/MM who didn’t dare to venture outside their station. Still, with a throw-back LRHAC fleet, we roamed Delve in search of this illusive battleground and managed to catch a few MM/Brick as they scurried back to 1DH.
Perhaps still traumatized from Tribute, MM and their self-proclaimed 94 FCs stopped fighting anyone 36 hours after PLs arrival. It was at this point we received a peculiar and unexpected message from MM high command informing us of a possible contract. Since The Legion was clearly bad juju for the area, we decided to hear them out. The illustrious MM spy program had gleaned that Razor, combined with FA, FCON, LAWN, and TNT, were organizing a Goon-less assault on Venal Tech moons to bolster their wallets. Still jilted that Razor left MM’s side in favor of becoming what they deemed “Goon pets”, the extent of MM’s contract was to disrupt Razor activities in the North as some sort of passive-aggressive punishment. Also we had to leave Delve. The duration was ambiguous, “until they got the point”, and initial payment was an Avatar class titan delivered to Campaign Commander Jogyn. Gainfully employed once more, The Legion ventured into the wild North.
You Can Take Razor Out of the NC, But You Can’t Take the NC Out of Razor
In order to maintain the element of surprise, The Legion moved to Venal when Razorgoons began forming. Staring down the throat of 30 assorted Capitals and a maxed out welpfleet, the storied FC tag-team of Elendar and Jogyn reunited once more to ride the wave of 0wn. Stars aligned, the enemy was more accommodating than usual allowing half the fleet to idle outside a POS while the other half was seated deep within the shields. With Jogyn manning the main fleet and Elendar commanding the bomber fleet, the vaunted PL war machine was ready to deal a vicious dual-pronged attack. Before the Razor FC could react, he looked in dread as half his fleet was bubbled and being bombarded. Frozen in fear, the Hurricanes merely sat still and ate the masterful bomb run. In one fell swoop 100 Hurricanes and various support ships were reduced to mangled carnage; the fight was now well within Campaign Commander Jogyn’s reach; “only 100 vs 60? May as well bridge in now before they lose their nerve” he commanded. But it was too late, the Razorgoons were so shell-shocked that they stayed in their POS and bickered about who was at fault. After three hours of forming, getting bombed, and waiting in a POS, the grand 280-man offensive fizzled out with a whimper.
Only slightly dejected from the previous days’ follies, the Pet Offensive continued Thursday with 170 combined Welpfleet and Capitals. The objective, once again, would be a money-grab. PLs dynamic duo responded with another dose of bombers and LR HACs, eager to brawl with the greedy scamps. The Razor FC was now supplanted by Zagdul as the Pet Offensive FC. Riding high on bravado while assuring his fleet that they would not be bombed so carelessly, Zagdul’s first target was a PL tower 4 jump from H-PA, a daring move no doubt. Playing it safe this time, the Hurricanes were safe inside their POS waiting for PL to attack Pet Offensive Caps. Always accommodating, Jogyn took the PL War Machine straight into the belly of the beast and began working on the sieged Dreads. The Pet Offensive fleet made a fatal miscalculation and didn’t notice that PL was still rocking the two-pronged attack, and they bridged their sizable Hurricane fleet in they were met with another face full of bombs. With no POS to hide behind, even more Hurricanes felt the brunt of the attack and were promptly relieved of their ships with 120 Hurricanes and support dying in the first wave. Ever vicious, Jogyn would offer no respite as he demolished what remained of the Pet Offensive fleet. The capital fleet, FC’d by Razor, began to mass self destruct. Perhaps they were aware of PL’s incentive-laden contract, or perhaps they were just cowardly – these things are very hard to guess.
Trickeration More Like Suckeration YOU BEEN HAZED
With nothing more substantial than insurance payouts to show for their grand offensive plans, the Pet Offensive – which had planned to hit 60 PL towers – was deemed “not fun anymore”. Insulted, and slightly disgusted, by such a feeble showing Shadoo took it upon himself to teach the pets a lesson and reinforced all six of their Venal towers one pair at a time. The first set of towers to come out were timed awkwardly, but FA, FCON, and TNT were adamant to save them. After a slight breakdown in communication and a bit of rage, Razor absolved themselves from the situation and offered no support. The pet strategy was bold, albeit transparent. With the two towers coming out within minutes of one another, the plan was to suicide a Hurricane fleet into PL while ninja-repping the other tower some 15 jumps away. Unfortunately for them, this plan hinged on The Legion not using capitals. A rookie move.
The pet Hurricane fleet was desperate to keep the PL Hellcat fleet busy and charged in with no regard for their safety. Bumbling around, the Hurricane fleet was bolstered as they moved about without being bombed. “Perhaps this is our time to shine” they thought as 80 Hurricanes charged headstrong into 50 Hellcats. With a lemur-like tenacity Jogyn conducted the PL war machine through a beautiful symphony of destruction. Stunned by a blinding fury of light, the Hurricanes were totally ineffectual and managed to kill the initial bomber cyno and nothing else. Still, the decoy fleet has perhaps served its purpose and mid-fight the Carrier triage squad cyno’d to save the second tower. Much to their dismay a PL cyno HIC landed on the Carriers as they entered system and brought with it 10 PL Titans. It only seemed fitting, in a flash both the Carriers and the Hurricanes had been utterly crushed. There would be no sight of the Pet Offensive for the other four towers.
After refusing to help FA, FCON, and TNT defend their towers, Razor decided to have a go alone. Surely they would have luck with fewer numbers! As it turns out, the third time was not the charm and this outside-the-box thinking didn’t yield outside-the-box results with another 13 Razor Dreads down (they tried that that self destruct thing again).
In a four-day campaign six Tech towers, 390 support, and ~35 assorted Capitals fell to a handful of PL casualties. To top off an otherwise excellent few days, while shadowing a small Razor gang we noticed that their Titan managed to jump instead of bridge. Fully expecting him to jump back, Fishing Legion waited patiently to drop an angry hammer. Surprisingly the Titan wasn’t in any rush to jump back and was just sitting decloaked where he jumped. Luckily 2PRO, a true PL hero, probed down the Avatar and burst’d before it could cowardly log. So six Tech, 390 support, ~35 Caps, and a Titan. Satisfied with the message, MM suspended the contract. For now~
You've been hazed
True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring
as of right now, caspian border PW is videokilledtheradiostar
Elise Randolph
Hero of the legion.
Ceterum censeo -A- esse delendam
[QUOTE=Don Peyote;435913]velonad is p good h ats
i mnea i love you more an yevrerying but velongad is the hnowreigan of my heart always
happy nwe yar[/QUOTE]
Man that was a good post. Thanks for the update, really had no idea all of that was going on from the scattered bits we got on here.
Elise who's the chick in the bottom pic?
daily grace chick
Sigged himself retarded.
new p/w is shoppingcartsareagoodride
To clarify,
The titan logged with aggro from a friendly dictor bubble that tackled the JF he was trying to bridge to...Pilot didn't know at the time he had agro and figured would disappear after 60s...
By the time we noticed PL already had probes out, oh well
and to totally skip this bit (works with chrome only) http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/96086...eld-3/60472817
noooooooo stop owning us
Fraps of campaign Commander Jogyn aka The Steed Lord of The Legion taking on some poor scrub lords.
I watched The Running Man the other day. I am so glad the 80's was decades ago now.
My internet is so good it's going to take 15 hours to download the beta. This will end well.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
It will end with the beta being downloaded. and thats a good endingThis will end well.
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
fucking nmeh camping behind the spawn point as support
[B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]
I can't even log in to Origin to download that piece of shit. It's like CCP all over again.
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people last night were complaining about how buggy the BETA was, then I reminded them how this beta was less buggy than Eve.
I saw some live streaming of a game and I'd say it's pretty even, bro.
Also, I haven't played multiplayer FPSs since QUAKE 3! This should end well.
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remember railguns in Q3A? yeah there's still that kind of rage when there's a good sniper on the opposing team and your team doesn't have a good recon to suppress his fire or take him out.
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