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    I can't clop to this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAmazingElk View Post
    Video up, here she blows:
    Haha, holy shit I only just realized that was MY alliance you were fighting in the first engagement. If I were there we would have won

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jovan Geldon View Post
    Haha, holy shit I only just realized that was MY alliance you were fighting in the first engagement. If I were there we would have won
    Technically, you did win. You held the field.
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    I was passing through Placid when I noticed a pilot in system. Looked up his info, found out he was from the concordiat-so gave my respect in local. He left though, which made me

    But then Kobe K (forgotten his name, but it said on his roles that he was a founder?) pmed me and returned my respectful comments from local.

    Contented, Chopin continued his journey through Placid.

    Now, that's a real adventure-not this gung-ho stuff.

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    Apparently Securitas just welped into a bunch of TEST because he shot a bait Drake. How many times are you gonna fall for Drakes bro? First the Archon, now this? To be fair though, you did win the all-important iskwar.

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    its the securitas hard counter

    he will always engage drakes no matter what

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    Always engage, never fade away, shoot blues/reds/purples everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profwoobe View Post
    hi how do i send pm messages? i keep getting error message
    Its because no one loves you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Apparently Securitas just welped into a bunch of TEST because he shot a bait Drake. How many times are you gonna fall for Drakes bro? First the Archon, now this? To be fair though, you did win the all-important iskwar.
    And to think he's got the same amount of kills this month as I do. Now gotta get a couple kills ahead of him again so that people don't start thinking he might be as good at pvp as I am ... or that I am as bad as he is! Sec, you know I love you <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Apparently Securitas just welped into a bunch of TEST because he shot a bait Drake. How many times are you gonna fall for Drakes bro? First the Archon, now this? To be fair though, you did win the all-important iskwar.
    He didn't want that Archon anyway.

    [spoiler=Elite Intel Leak]Or all the corp funds he embezzled to reimburse himself afterwards.[spoiler=JK]He gave it back ... Allegedly.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    He didn't want that Archon anyway.

    [spoiler=Elite Intel Leak]Or all the corp funds he embezzled to reimburse himself afterswards.[spoiler=JK]He gave it back ... Allegedly.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
    ;_;

    I did actually give it back (and I embezzled corp funds to buy the skills which I still have.)
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    I haven't shot anything with you guys in a while, I'm having withdrawals. Stop roaming without me, there HAS to be enough room in that fire for one more to die in. xD

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    then stop being a carebear july

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    Quote Originally Posted by HorseEve View Post
    then stop being a carebear july
    But then how will I buy my faction fit hulk? Also, new battlereport is inbound. Securitas just hasn't gotten around to gloat in his own thread yet.

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    New video up, battlereport to come.
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    Theme song for my Sec.


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    More like It's raining men, amirite?

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    Uhappy, bro?

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    We tried a roam. We didnt find too much to kill....but what we did find was interesting. I know most merlins are fail fit....but this one is especially fail. http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10703203

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    ext we capped a MOA....look at the guns on this sucker rofl. http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10703298

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    Quote Originally Posted by HorseEve View Post
    We tried a roam. We didnt find too much to kill....but what we did find was interesting. I know most merlins are fail fit....but this one is especially fail. http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10703203

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    ext we capped a MOA....look at the guns on this sucker rofl. http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10703298

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    I don't really know what to make of that fit. Lasers aren't necessarily braindead since the Moa has no damage bonus, but why he would choose the largest of the small lasers is strange. I personally would fit small autocannons (150s prolly) if I was doing a troll-frigs Moa.

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    Time for a battlereport.

    So we formed up Ruptures to show all the new guys in DIAT (we're up to 90 in corp now) how awesome they can be and how fun it is to fly with us. We flew directly to 6VDT hoping to run into a TEST BC gang that we had seen earlier. We got there and began shooting at things on the station, instapopping a bunch of T2 frigates and such before the Carriers came out along with some Abaddons/Maelstroms. We had no logi, so we hightailed it off to the B170 gate and kept bouncing back and popping more stuff. Finally, we hear "B170 local spiking" and we move to 30k off the gate. Despite the fact they had about 15 BC(total gang size) including 3 Scimis, they refused to jump in. Eventually we cleared off gate and warped 7BX.

    A few moments later local spikes and we return to the B170 gate, albeit at a spot 200k above. A purifier decloaks in the middle of us and quickly dies as the fleet lands 50k off. Our 4 Blackbirds and Falcon quickly get jams on the Scimitars and the first few ships die. Inexplicably, suddenly the whole fleet except for the Scimitars warp off, so we point the Scimis and get to work. 2 of them die and the 3rd is in 25% shield when the gang lands. We start primarying Hurricanes and they go down quickly, one after another. All of our guys that get shot simply warp off, while they're losing ship after ship. Finally, there's only an Onyx left, which gets popped after a long minute of firing, putting up it's bubble while it dies.

    If this seems quick and boring I apologize; it was amazing, mainly because we took on a gang equal to ours and even though they made mistakes, we lost nobody against 3 Scimitars, while having no Logi of our own. Literally every one of our ships was utterly inferior to what they fielded, and we only outnumbered them by about 3.

    BR: http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kil...ll_id=10689206 (obviously like 5 of them didn't appear on the BR due to the fact that they killed nothing)

    Then we burned to Delve and crashed a camp on the way. Nothing much to say, the Jags evaded our awful tracking for a while and then ate it.

    BR: http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kil...ll_id=10689329

    A lot of the guys just thought it was so great that we would sit 30k off an undock and insta frigs when they came out. It proved to a lot of the new guys that flying T1 stuff can be great fun and you can even win.

    Now for the welp; we got to Delve and jumped into 60 in local, seeing a few on gate. I order decloak and begin shooting a Vaga, which burns away. Suddenly, like 10 bombers decloak and bomb us. We're bubbled and for everyone except me (for some reason) it's instant death. I manage to stick around for 20 more seconds and alpha 2 bombers but the loss was kind of hilarious as massive guffaws of laughter were heard after I told people to shoot bombers (everyone was dead.)

    Ouch: http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10689418

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    L;DR we had a ton of fun in our Ruptures with the new guys; raped one fleet, blobbed one, and welped the last. Full circle.
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    At least this time it wasn't a solo drake you engaged prior to welping.

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    l2fly pests B)
    Sigged himself retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elo View Post
    l2fly pests B)
    Basically 6 Pests and 3 scimis as bait. Welpfleet lands at 0. Rape. All part of elo's plan. :twisted:
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    I thought you'd have nanos and not burn right into them :V
    Sigged himself retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elo View Post
    I thought you'd have nanos and not burn right into them :V
    They warped into the front of us,, so I changed the align point but there was only 6 of us and we died too fast. Also nanos on an ArtyPest what? That DPS and tracking bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chat with Mari
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    1. hai, i love you
    2. dreams corp joining concordiat, im making it my personally goal to recruit you before securitas does
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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceships View Post
    I highly approve this message

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    Deagle tried raping me when he found out we'd be joining Concordiat. I think he has a hardon for you KB

    Edit: Why this is in "Serious Discussion" is beyond me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPoster View Post
    Deagle tried raping me when he found out we'd be joining Concordiat. I think he has a hardon for you KB

    Edit: Why this is in "Serious Discussion" is beyond me.
    Because concordiat are serious business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    Because concordiat are serious business
    >implying
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    Serious Concordiat Comms

    <01:49:17> You were kicked from the server by "[DIAT] Overlord Securitas"
    <01:49:17> Disconnected from server
    "Sorry i pressed the wrong button, that was next to the server admin button"

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    Since Securitas has basically gay porn as his avatar... I've decided I will put straight porn as my avatar; unfortunately, I can't find Atticus Finch banging a blonde....
    "It pains me to say it but you are a good poster." - Vonq

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atticus View Post
    Since Securitas has basically gay porn as his avatar... I've decided I will put straight porn as my avatar; unfortunately, I can't find Atticus Finch banging a blonde....
    I take umbrage with you! There are no (visible) penises here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atticus View Post
    Since Securitas has basically gay porn as his avatar... I've decided I will put straight porn as my avatar; unfortunately, I can't find Atticus Finch banging a blonde....
    These guys could be straight you know, just some footballers celebrating in the showers after nice victory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atticus View Post
    Since Securitas has basically gay porn as his avatar... I've decided I will put straight porn as my avatar; unfortunately, I can't find Atticus Finch banging a blonde....
    You obviously weren't looking hard enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    Should we be concerned?

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    <00:12:31> "A poor jew" was kicked from the server by "[DIAT] Overlord Securitas" (gassed)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    <00:12:31> "A poor jew" was kicked from the server by "[DIAT] Overlord Securitas" (gassed)
    You forgot to mention I was in the "The Gas Chamber" channel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    They warped into the front of us,, so I changed the align point but there was only 6 of us and we died too fast. Also nanos on an ArtyPest what? That DPS and tracking bro.
    you know, if you're fit for range, you probably want to fit to stay at that range as well
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    New report incoming about a drake gang spanking a cane gang. (I really like to steal Securitas' thunder.)

    [spoiler=Pic Related]Attachment 1731[/spoiler]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    <00:12:31> "A poor jew" was kicked from the server by "[DIAT] Overlord Securitas" (gassed)
    Normally securitas likes to the "a poor jew" to my name once in a while
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    you guys should have let that carrier die.....that chimera needed to be punished for being flying so far off station.

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    wrong thread, lame

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    It's ok. Apparently it was all a very overcomplicated trap that was intended to let the carrier get into structure and THEN have the HD fleet land at 0 in order to save him.

    In other news, today a CTA was called to defend some jump bridges. After some fancy jumping, the MM fleet seemingly left, so welpfleet went out to derp around. Meanwhile, 2 hero carriers warped to the jump bridge pos to rep it even though it didn't need it AND the FC told them not to.

    They died in glorious fashion shortly after to a surprise gangbang by the returned MM fleet and even before the killmails were posted we already knew it had been Test, including the goon leadership present in comms.
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=262882

    Surely this was just a similar trap that misfired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xX420XHIGHXCOMMANDXx View Post
    A tiny alliance living next door has already contacted us about standings.
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    Glad to see you guys on that map
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    How did we get sov? That must have been some kind of accident. I feel slightly embarrassed now, like I'm going to have to go explain to this sov that it was just a mistake and its mother and I never planned to have it in the first place.

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