Providence Snoozelum

**Stronke** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Scotch

Also, I wonder why Goon ships in Providence would have cloaking devices...

To keep the spirit of Ushra'khan alive, such honourable warriors those goons. o7o7o7

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Scotch

Also, I wonder why Goon ships in Providence would have cloaking devices...

One would guess, to cloak. It's a wild crazy stab, but it just might be right.

**CCP Nozh** · 2011-09-13

wow, i realize that DC are kinda bored but only 6 FA in that battle?

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=43118

**Mira Z** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Scotch

Also, I wonder why Goon ships in Providence would have cloaking devices...

Providence wouldn't be Providence if the hostiles didn't have cloaking devices.

**Dartonias Sirion** · 2011-09-13

Originally Posted by Mira Z

Providence wouldn't be Providence if the hostiles didn't have cloaking devices.

It does make it feel like home. Although we all know it won't be complete until U'K, DNS and Jade Constantine roam the space. They could even base of of 9UY.

Hydra used to spend a lot of time around KBP7-G too, back when the Taranis was the king of frigate PVP and Suitonia would teach poor fools why you don't chase that lone interceptor off a gate.

Ahh, memories.

**Naesi** · 2011-09-14

Originally Posted by Scotch

Agentile is the scourge of Providence.

Also, I wonder why Goon ships in Providence would have cloaking devices...

I think I've gotten 90 kills in three days here. Providence is amazing.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-15

Looks like the cascade of one red (to the holders) alliance is complete.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/The_Scapegoats

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-15

Looks like they were Krautnumbered and Krautgunned

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-15

I'm shooting 9-FOB station now.

22:38:37 Combat Your Hammerhead I places an excellent hit on TIBERU GAY EMPORIUM, inflicting 139.5 damage.

This is going to take a very long time in an arby.

**Dartonias Sirion** · 2011-09-15

Originally Posted by Manfred Hideous

I'm shooting 9-FOB station now.

22:38:37 Combat Your Hammerhead I places an excellent hit on TIBERU GAY EMPORIUM, inflicting 139.5 damage.

This is going to take a very long time in an arby.

Witness first hand the strange summoning ritual of the elusive Muninn. Purists might say that phrases like "my Dread will be starting its second siege cycle soon" are the more traditional dish to prepare, but this new twist might prove more palatable in this modern day and age.

**ptrpanda** · 2011-09-17

Originally Posted by Dartonias Sirion

the entire bloc of alliances, but they each have their own subtle flavour

They're all terrible.

**Niding** · 2011-09-18

Too easy tbh ptrpanda.

They are infested with the hardcore NRDS virus, which means they are nice to everybody.

I both hate and love them for that, but all in all they create a high sec light version for characters that usually would NEVER leave high sec. So from a nbsi pov its ideal, cause its a region that willl actually present targets you
would have to WARDEC or suicide gank to reach OR ...never get hold of.
Due to the hardcore NRDS version cva and holders creates an enviroment that gets the masses out into 0.0, and for that I hope they survive the retardation drops from the supercap powers these days.

Raiden is being completely ....idiotic in Provi these days, dropping everyhing bigger than a pod. Its fair enough. People that has spent between 15-70b for a ship wanna use it as often as they can, but it makes it kinda funny when
they in the same breath complain that people wont engage them.
I got a SC and titan, and I have fun when i can doomsday someone etc, but tbh i have more fun when i fly my scimitar in gangs outnumbered.

**Space Dude123** · 2011-09-18

Originally Posted by Niding

Too easy tbh ptrpanda.

but tbh i have more fun when i fly my scimitar in gangs outnumbered.

Outnumbered, but not outgunned. You will have pimp ships like machariels or T3's and will have a lot more logi than the hostile fleet.

**Scotch** · 2011-09-18

http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/576787/fitting

Sums it up, really.

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-09-18

Originally Posted by Scotch

http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/576787/fitting

Sums it up, really.

http://www.ironheartbrotherhood.com/...il&kll_id=1811

http://www.ironheartbrotherhood.com/...il&kll_id=1806

thank you come again!
well, live (or die) and learn.

**Rovern Hashu** · 2011-09-19

So, we (CVA) have officially found the alliance standings limit. Evidently alliances are maxed at 2600 standings . . . Time to petition for another raise!

**Tyrael** · 2011-09-20

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronjob !

**Dartonias Sirion** · 2011-09-20

NC. has become active in Providence again, striking towers of several alliances and (just now) SBU'ing YWS0-Z and holding supers in system to (presumably) reinforce the station and Infrastructure Hub.

We're trying to figure out of there's a purpose in it or if it's simply because they can.

Fatal Ascension has brought a large fleet in too, will see if they fight or give each other hugs.... and it seems like hugs.

So that's about 120 ish total from NC. and -FA-, and 10 of those supers.

Edit: Seems -FA- and NC. clashed after reinforcing the iHUB

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-20

NC. has become active in Providence again, striking towers of several alliances and (just now) SBU'ing YWS0-Z and holding supers in system to (presumably) reinforce the station and Infrastructure Hub.

Nobody else left to fight. They can't go fight Goons and crew because of agreements between their Russian masters and the solar Bluemaster, the -A- campaign is a long slow pointless grind. Providence is the last home of free peoples and we suck at everything so they might as well come fight us. What other alternatives are there? Everyone else is blue.

Plus whoever had the bright idea to have -7- hold the system but E.E. hold the station should be drawn and quartered. The YWSO station was not RF'd, but taken by FA with NC.'s help in one go. Mismatch of sov and station is retarded. E.E. are stupid greedy, gobbling up whatever space or stations become available but not doing any sort of follow-through to make sure the sov at least has a few timers. YWSO was sitting there unprotected like that since August 19th. Doing the same stupid shit in 9-FOB and G-5 too now, mix/match of station and sov because E.E. swooped in and got GOATS to trade them the stations but they don't have the f'n sov. I'm beginning to see Zagdul's POV regarding those greedy asses.

Brains, brains, brains. Use them.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-20

Solar Bluemaster, that has a nice ring to it.

**Dartonias Sirion** · 2011-09-20

We weren't holding the sov (YWS0-Z) permanently, but in retrospect it was an error to delay shuffling things around.

As for 9-F0B2 and G-5EN2, it can't be done any other way -- GOATS have an old relationship with EE and were not willing to work with anyone else regarding the transfer of old space. Trust has value, even among the people you war with. The stations are going to their new owners, but it takes time to throw corps around. Mistaking it for greed seems a strange presumption, with everyone almost everyone actually in the area having free docking there's very little money to be had.

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-20

+1 Station

Edit: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/outpost/YWS0-Z

Quite proud of the name.

Outpost - YWS0-Z III - Double and triple confirm THIS

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-20

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...tail&ctr_id=15 - Your killboard campaign against E.E. is going swimmingly, your efficiency is at DELETEDCAMPAIGN%.

I guess having a 31% EFF against ol' shite E.E. on your KB was pretty embarrassing, eh? All this campaign did was illustrate that you're the Intrepid Crossing of the Deklein Coalition.

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-20

What's that called... Grasping for straws?

E: we're about 20% against NC. we should quit eve now.

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-20

Hardly grasping for straws, you smugging is just awfully hilarious.

FA's campaign against E.E.
1. Deploys to Providence
2. Loses a bunch of ships, with at one point, a 25% efficiency
3. Improves to 31% efficiency with a empire war-dec
4. Gets embarrassed, calls Delve Goons down to war-dec and camp XHQ for them. Delve Goons do a good job, unsurprisingly.
5. Loses a fleet fight over a RF'd goon tower, so Goons bring a 150 man fleet down from Fountain/Deklein to restore ~honor~
6. Deletes the E.E. killboard campaign after it goes a week with an additional one kill, ending at 31.7% efficiency
7. Gets NC. to SBU YWSO and drop NC. supers to give them the station, then welps a fleet to NC. as thanks
8. Zagdul comes on Kugu to smugpost about how great he and his alliance is.

Honestly, it might be harsh to call you the Intrepid Crossing of the Deklein Coalition, I don't think IRC would do quite that poorly against the Unskilled Barbarian Hordes of Northern Providence. Apologies to IRC, really.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-20

KILLBOARD STATS GUYS

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-20

lol @ FA Deploying.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-20

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...tail&ctr_id=14

Zag, please allow me to be the first to congratulate you on breaking 50%

50.76% at the time of this writing. Multo bene.

**Securitas** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Zagdul

What's that called... Grasping for straws?

E: we're about 20% against NC. we should quit eve now.

That's actually pretty bad because it counts only your losses (not your coalitions) but all the kills you get while in a coalition fleet count also. So when you have 200 maelstroms vs 200 NCdot abaddons with 10 FA in fleet, you get 200 kills but 10 losses(assuming everyone dies.) So 20% is ?awful.

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Securitas

That's actually pretty bad because it counts only your losses (not your coalitions) but all the kills you get while in a coalition fleet count also. So when you have 200 maelstroms vs 200 NCdot abaddons with 10 FA in fleet, you get 200 kills but 10 losses(assuming everyone dies.) So 20% is ?awful.

I agree.

Seriously, we need to disband and quit EVE right now.

**Securitas** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Zagdul

I agree.

Good.

You can leave your witty sarcasm out though.

I'm just pointing out that your genius sarcastic riposte is actually true.

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Securitas

Good.

You can leave your witty sarcasm out though.

I'm just pointing out that your genius sarcastic riposte is actually true.

There's no sarcasam.

FA is really bad at EVE Online. We've never made any claims to be good. We're just happy being Fatal Ascension and proud to be flying together.

We've welped sov, fleets and gave no fucks all along the way. I mean shit, a 30 man FA gang got owned by a 10 man Hydra gang. We're seriously bad at EVE. Now we've war dec'd an alliance 1/3 our size and are just above 50% on them isk wise.

**Securitas** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Zagdul

There's no sarcasam.

FA is really bad at EVE Online. We've never made any claims to be good. We're just happy being Fatal Ascension and proud to be flying together.

We've welped sov, fleets and gave no fucks all along the way. I mean shit, a 30 man FA gang got owned by a 10 man Hydra gang. We're seriously bad at EVE. Now we've war dec'd an alliance 1/3 our size and are just above 50% on them isk wise.

"Seriously, we need to disband and quit EVE right now."

That's what I'm talking about.

But fair enough, at least you know what you want out of the game and what you're going for. I'm not criticizing that at all. Being bad at the game is nothing to be ashamed of (guess who falls for Bait drakes 9 times out of 10?)

**Jm24** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by HandofSatan

4. Gets embarrassed, calls Delve Goons down to war-dec and camp XHQ for them. Delve Goons do a good job, unsurprisingly.

Delvegoons were invited by blackops, so this is a combined effort of two independent orgs. That said, you make a lot of :words: about losing. I wonder if I'm blue to NC. :iiam:

**Jm24** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

KILLBOARD STATS GUYS

Relax bro Im pretty big on k:d ratios, it matters, trust

**Scotch** · 2011-09-20

Originally Posted by Jm24

Delvegoons were invited by blackops, so this is a combined effort of two independent orgs.

Punch was served.

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-20

Now we've war dec'd an alliance 1/3 our size and are just above 50% on them isk wise.

No, you're not. You're barely above 50% in the Providence region entirely. Which is good, because you were at 40% for the longest time, having solo pilots whore on Delve Goon kills is pretty helpful for you guys. You're still only 33.5% against your actual target, and that's with the ol' Delve Goons leading you by your tiny hands for most of your recent kills: http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...il&all_id=2309 - Have to link E.E. on your killboard since you deleted the campaign you had set up for it.

Fatal Ascension should be able to roll into Providence alone and kick the shit out of most of the entities living there combined, at the same time. Extremely pathetic. Sure, you don't need to be good at anything because you're just a buffer pet for Mittani and his crew of goofballs and they'll send down some help whenever you make a fool out of yourself, but at least try to be better than say, IEGEX.

FA is really bad at EVE Online. We've never made any claims to be good.

Of course, a couple weeks ago (source: http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...l=1#post294277 )

The loyal, strong willed PVP pilots that saw the failure FA once was hung on to my ideals. The fat, bloat which was a cancer in Fatal Ascension I promptly removed and they went running to the sob story that is Raven Shadows as they knew it was either E-E or renter alliance.

Yeah, your campaign has really illustrated the great job you've done holding onto the strong willed PvP pilots, eh?

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-21

Originally Posted by HandofSatan

No, you're not. You're barely above 50% in the Providence region entirely. Which is good, because you were at 40% for the longest time, having solo pilots whore on Delve Goon kills is pretty helpful for you guys. You're still only 33.5% against your actual target, and that's with the ol' Delve Goons leading you by your tiny hands for most of your recent kills: http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...il&all_id=2309 - Have to link E.E. on your killboard since you deleted the campaign you had set up for it.

Fatal Ascension should be able to roll into Providence alone and kick the shit out of most of the entities living there combined, at the same time. Extremely pathetic. Sure, you don't need to be good at anything because you're just a buffer pet for Mittani and his crew of goofballs and they'll send down some help whenever you make a fool out of yourself, but at least try to be better than say, IEGEX.

Of course, a couple weeks ago (source: http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...l=1#post294277 )

Yeah, your campaign has really illustrated the great job you've done holding onto the strong willed PvP pilots, eh?

To be fair, he only attributed spirit to them, not skill. Not that I'm any better; I wear my scrub patch with great pride.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-21

all these posters that are trying to berate zagdul about kb efficiency need stop slamming their ham-sized fingers on the keyboard for a second and recognize there's literally no way you can post your way out of this.

if anything you should be happy to have someone doing non-blob PVP in nullsec.

**HandofSatan [banned]** · 2011-09-21

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

all these posters that are trying to berate zagdul about kb efficiency need stop slamming their ham-sized fingers on the keyboard for a second and recognize there's literally no way you can post your way out of this.

if anything you should be happy to have someone doing non-blob PVP in nullsec.

TEST and Goon members show up on the forums to help ol' Zaggy out, just as they show up in-game to bail ol' Zaggy out. That's dedication to ones pet, I am impressed and heartened by the kindness you show to your buffer thralls.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-21

Originally Posted by HandofSatan

TEST and Goon members show up on the forums to help ol' Zaggy out, just as they show up in-game to bail ol' Zaggy out. That's dedication to ones pet, I am impressed and heartened by the kindness you show to your buffer thralls.

we have an entire ops board dedicated to coalition-level posting CTAs

**Bring Stabity** · 2011-09-21

fa is p bad if you're losing to fa you may as well kill yourself

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-21

Originally Posted by Bring Stabity

fa is p bad if you're losing to fa you may as well kill yourself

Tell that to Vee.

**penifSMASH** · 2011-09-21

what do you expect from an alliance that recruits straight from EVE-O

**Nicky D** · 2011-09-21

i hope FA is doing better in prov then they are in this thread

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-21

hey, we're + 1 station.

We're winning the isk war. That fucking station refused to produce a KM so just add it on to our efficiency and it'll even out when they take it back.

Not to mention the docking fees from all those faggots who have been evacing their shit.

These are some of the best tears so far.

**Mira Z** · 2011-09-21

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

all these posters that are trying to berate zagdul about kb efficiency need stop slamming their ham-sized fingers on the keyboard for a second and recognize there's literally no way you can post your way out of this.

if anything you should be happy to have someone doing non-blob PVP in nullsec.

FA, the champions of small gang PvP...