Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

[xutech]

Because this IS the place to dump your failed livejournal entries about every space adventure you have.

[Nicky D]

Kugutsumen has needed a purge for a long time. It's like watching a pit full of snakes where they're all defecating and fucking each other and killing each other in a giant pit full of autism.

When I saw a Metal Dude post on kug, I knew this to be true

I mean if the old school BoB crew, who probably still believe kugutsumen is using this place to install keyloggers on eve players' accounts, are registering here to post regardless, that is a powerful statement on how awful every other EVE-related forum is.

[xutech]

It's like watching a pit full of snakes where they're all defecating and fucking each other and killing each other in a giant pit full of autism.

But I like that. Eventually one of those snakes will eat all the others, then fly into the sky and swallow the sun.

[Fix Lag]

But I like that. Eventually one of those snakes will eat all the others, then fly into the sky and swallow the sun.

Their name for me is Nyalugwe.

[July]

wow, is test really complaining about us "blobbing"? first of all, blobbing is having double or more the numbers. 2nd of all test blobs LITERALLY EVERY fight, so them having a little lower numbers than us this time makes us the bad guys? lol

more excuses and whining plz

There are now "good guys" and "bad guys" in Eve Online.

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[Securitas]

Meanwhile in 6VDT: V0LTA drops an Archon to support 7 battleships. Hilarity ensues.

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=242183

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=242202

That is pretty hilarious.

[tgr]

first of all, blobbing is having double or more the numbers.

Wrong. "Blobbing" means bringing more than the other guy and winning. If they bring more than the other guy and you still win, then it's elite pvp.

Get it right. Christ.

[Droops]

"Blobbing" means winning.

"supercap blobbing."

gah how do I strikethrough I am not good with computer

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Can you guys please kick DOT MV DOT.......thanks.

[Carebears]

"supercap blobbing."

gah how do I strikethrough I am not good with computer

Use [ s ] write stuff here that will be stricken through [ /s ]

(no space between the brackets and the letters)

[UnknownPoster]

Yeah that sounds good, lets drop carriers in a 4500 man alliances front yard and expect to live to tell the tale.

[Iratus]

I know TEST is terrible... but not even us would let that slide.

[Droops]

Yeah that sounds good, lets drop carriers in a 4500 man alliances front yard and expect to live to tell the tale.

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=239011

It's not as bad an idea as you'd think.

[zodt]

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=239011

It's not as bad an idea as you'd think.

with that much dps he died in like 10? 20? seconds

with no warning its not hard to believe they managed that

[Rer]

I dunno about you guys but that fight in B170-R was great, good way to end a Saturday. Thanks for the fun o/

(I'm sure more details and a BR will be available after Securitas stops having gay sex.)

[Xik]

I have released the Dreddit HR Report for September and have made it public.

Google Doc Link.

[WelpFleets]

I have done nothing important in TEST other than welp billions of ISK on a dumbass moon in the middle of nowhere which I don't even know if we still own it.

[smg77]

i just find it ironic that they blob every fight, but when they're slightly outnumbered they whine and cry

When your posts make penif's posts look good it's time to STOP POSTING.

[Disto]

The Starcraft 2 tournament is about to go live- presented by guest host BDD and regular host Euphorion. Filmed by Tomcat.

This is the first of the open brackets and therefore expect the worst gameplay possible to be presented by TEST Alliance Please Ignore.

I believe this is open to by-and-large the greater Eve community so feel free to sign up. (if you are a reasonably big deal at least)

http://www.twitch.tv/widottomcat/

[Iratus]

expect the worst gameplay possible to be presented by TEST Alliance Please Ignore.

As usual.

[Deniera]

Doesn't Monty know that Y-2ANO is cursed?!

[Elenor Pewpew]

It's cool bro, just stage out of Christmas Island next door (LBGI-)

[BiggerDangDude]

I totally casted the fuck out of some Starcraft games today.

[INtarKll]

wonder when test will ever be able to do things without always batphoning goons

[Checkbox Poll]

never

[Iratus]

I don't even negrep him anymore.

He'll just join vonq on the ignore list.

Done.

[UnknownPoster]

I totally casted the fuck out of some Starcraft games today.

I got REALLY mad, tuned in to hear you signing off..

[DurrHurrDurr]

wonder when test will ever be able to do things without always batphoning goons

I fucking called this post before it happened, but I called it in the Delve thread.

I wish I'd posted who I thought would post it because it was this faggot. Look through his posting history. It's ALL about blobbing. It's such a glorious specimen of apocalyptic anal anger that you can feel how ravaged his rump is just browsing through his butt-beaten post history.

[BiggerDangDude]

I got REALLY mad, tuned in to hear you signing off..

Replay is up here: http://www.twitch.tv/widottomcat/b/294860971

[Sezja]

Replay is up here: http://www.twitch.tv/widottomcat/b/294860971

you guys are no Day[9] but pretty good shit none-the-less. I should start playing again. Middle platinum ftl

[Rer]

Why make yourself hate life trying to climb the ladder when you can just play Tower Defense Games!

[Sezja]

Why make yourself hate life trying to climb the ladder when you can just play Tower Defense Games!

well for me when I used to play, as long as I could keep myself from raging out when I lost a close game, it feels pretty good when you pull out a great ladder victory. Tower defense is great for just casual fun though.

I probably quit playing because I'm not that great at keeping myself from raging out when I lose

[Deniera]

well for me when I used to play, as long as I could keep myself from raging out when I lost a close game, it feels pretty good when you pull out a great ladder victory. Tower defense is great for just casual fun though.

I probably quit playing because I'm not that great at keeping myself from raging out when I lose

I stopped playing because I'm better at LoL

[Desert Punk]

Pretty sure INtarKill is just a troll like penif but not funny.

[Some Dude]

Rumor has it, that TEST asked for blue standing with RnK to get a Techmoon in Syndicate (T22) back, held by a single 90? ppl corp, 'cause they were afraid of being dropped by RnK.

[Max]

RnK killed my dread and carrier. I'm afraid of them.

[Checkbox Poll]

Rumor has it, that TEST asked for blue standing with RnK to get a Techmoon in Syndicate (T22) back, held by a single 90? ppl corp, 'cause they were afraid of being dropped by RnK.

We do this with everyone.

[Iratus]

I feel like downvoting him, just because he used "rumor has it". I hate that, even if it's true.

EDIT: god dammit, cooldown.

[akatookey]

Pretty sure INtarKill is just a troll like penif but not funny.

No need to be redundant.

[Roivas D]

Rumor has it, that TEST asked for blue standing with RnK to get a Techmoon in Syndicate (T22) back, held by a single 90? ppl corp, 'cause they were afraid of being dropped by RnK.

for 500mill I can make sure your alliance gets blued PM me for specifics

[zero]

Does dreddit have a slot for me? I got caught hotdropping and awoxing blues. http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=659

[DurrHurrDurr]

So the Mallerfleet was fucking awesome.

Just saying.

[Elenor Pewpew]

DHD lied Jogyn died

[Roivas D]

So the Mallerfleet was fucking awesome.

Just saying.

wish I wasn't at work, DHD fleet is best fleet

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The air is think with the tired tones of the worst corp in test, DOT MV DOT. The poster child for "pubbie corp" just can't seam to stop unironically calling people pubbies and using "publoards" over and over again. I don't know if DOT MV DOT was ever good, but from what I know they have a long history of taking in anyone with an active brain cell, their main recruitment pool is members of corps who just got kicked. At least I don't have to listen to their needy miners bitch about there not being a fleet up 24/7 just for him.

edit: someone link that sound cloud with the mininer sperging hardcore.

[Checkbox Poll]

(10:00:05 PM) directorbot: If anyone sees "Silentmajority" of test in y-2, make sure you give him a good old fashioned "fsck you" for relisting our alliance and independantly reported ammo. Feel free to kill him and point him to me as well if he complains.

*** This was a broadcast from bring_stabity to all, replies are not monitored ***

owned

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So...hes going to get kicked now.....right?

[Far]

Totally possible, he's a mediocre FC and thinks he's pretty big shit.
But just about everyone who matters considers him a jerkoff.

I'd like to see an open season on Silentmajority.

But I sort of think it won't happen. Call me a pessimist.

[Malaclypse]

Totally possible, he's a mediocre FC and thinks he's pretty big shit.
But just about everyone who matters considers him a jerkoff.

I'd like to see an open season on Silentmajority.

But I sort of think it won't happen. Call me a pessimist.

Well, given that you still allow s&l to inhabit your alliance, your pessimism is probably justified.

[Loading]

Well, given that you still allow s&l to inhabit your alliance, your pessimism is probably justified.

That would be true if they had not kicked his corp a few days ago.