Goonswarm Federation: The Last Bastion Of True Macho Chat

[Securitas]

Or the part where your EFT theory trumps our in-game experience.

~goons~

[Venetian Tar]

If cap ganking pests are Sailboats then ganking canes should be Rowboats™. Calling them welpcanes is boring.

Let's compromise.

Welpboats.

[tgr]

Welpcats, surely.

[Venetian Tar]

Welpcats, surely.

I dunno. I think I'd put those with Harbingers or something. That'd follow the Amarr trend at least.

[Hratli Smirks]

my suggestion was DAKKAFLEET for the doctrine i guess you can come up with whatever moronic nickname you want for the ships themselves but you know i prefer "hurricanes"

[Fartman]

-icanes

[Saracen]

kamikazekatkanes

[xutech]

Dakkafleet is a pretty awesome name.

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

Hurri-Jihads

[Perseus Kallistratos]

sounds like the good fights weren't good enough for NC. as they are re-deploying down south. 70sih carriers jumped into D-G a few hours ago, docked up and logged.

Or somebody cracked the whip and told that bitch to get back into the kitchen and make DRF a sandwich

[Czeris]

sounds like the good fights weren't good enough for NC. as they are re-deploying down south. 70sih carriers jumped into D-G a few hours ago, docked up and logged.

Or somebody cracked the whip and told that bitch to get back into the kitchen and make DRF a sandwich

I like sandwiches. One of my favourites consists of a nice medium or dark rye bread, liverwurst, 3-4 layers of gypsy salami, pickles and mustard. Yum.

[Some Market Dude]

I like sandwiches. One of my favourites consists of a nice medium or dark rye bread, liverwurst, 3-4 layers of gypsy salami, pickles and mustard. Yum.

I was cringing until you dropped the pickles and mustard on there, then I saw it. Sounds good.

[Fix Lag]

I'm eating a Jimmy John's Big John as I write this. The beef...soooo delicious.....om nom nom

[Gossip Whore]

sounds like the good fights weren't good enough for NC. as they are re-deploying down south. 70sih carriers jumped into D-G a few hours ago, docked up and logged.

Or somebody cracked the whip and told that bitch to get back into the kitchen and make DRF a sandwich

By redploying you mean moving 4 jumps right? Back and forth, back and forth, and so on.

[Kitty Vintner]

By redploying you mean moving 4 jumps right? Back and forth, back and forth, and so on.

Hmmm, much like a pendulum.

[Perseus Kallistratos]

By redploying you mean moving 4 jumps right? Back and forth, back and forth, and so on.

No. I meant sandwich.

[Kazanir]

If cap ganking pests are Sailboats then ganking canes should be Rowboats™. Calling them welpcanes is boring.

I was in favor of Mundofleet but Mittens hadn't started playing LoL yet at the time.

[tgr]

Please tell me you guys are keeping mittens away from LoL.

[Kazanir]

HEHE.

[tgr]

Yeah, that wasn't the reassuring noises I wanted to hear...

We're all doomed to getting LoL CEO updates now, aren't we?

[sum dood]

Yeah, that wasn't the reassuring noises I wanted to hear...

We're all doomed to getting LoL CEO updates now, aren't we?

Oh god there are enough bad people in LoL as it is can we keep GSM out of it and not be forced to hear why mittens team lost becuase they had no jungler and the ranged carry got raped in mid by the unbanned orianna.

[jimmychrist]

Welpcats, surely.

Purricanes

[Vile rat]

Please tell me you guys are keeping mittens away from LoL.

Installing it as we speak. How do you play this game.

[Endie]

Securitas I think that your idea of running a little alliance through fun 15 to 20-man roams is cool and all and I've been watching your plans for deploying to Fountain with interest over the last couple of weeks but I'm just going to go ahead and presume that you're kidding about the scimitar thing because I made it through the full three hours of fights last night in my cane thanks to our scimis who saved me three times (twice from being hit by abaddons and once from a very frustrated titan's guns).

Your problem in this case is that you're not really talking about the real world but imagining what it might be like in these big fights, kinda like EFT Fleet Fight Online. If everyone in the opposition shot primaries in volley fire then perhaps you might have a point but our enemies don't tend to stick to primaries like our alpha- and welpfleet doctrines make us do and you save shitloads of hurricanes simply because one dude is being shot by three abaddons and another by five while a third dude is being plugged-away at by some simpleton from IRC in a dominix. Also NCdot very rarely engages us with 20-man rupture gangs so your point is kinda moot.

[Endie]

Please tell me you guys are keeping mittens away from LoL.

He has fallen into bad company (Black Legion) who are suitably polite to the King of Space despite him doubling up as the Peasant of LoL.

[Maima]

Please tell me you guys are keeping mittens away from LoL.

Too late, Mittens just played/welped Annie for 7 hours straight. Four of us rolled smurf accounts to support him but we forgot to account for other 5-man smurf teams.

[Vile rat]

oh man my first match I just got owned.

[tgr]

[Iratus]

LOL is a terrible game, and I'm terrible at it.

It's like EVE all over again.

[Carebears]

LOL is a terrible game, and I'm terrible at it.

It's like EVE all over again.

Now the important question, can you enjoy LOL without having to log in?

[Venetian Tar]

Now the important question, can you enjoy LOL without having to log in?

You get a lot of whiners on their forums. It's a bit like watching EVE-O forums, just without the older men complaining about blobbing.

Oh, and a lot of 13-year-olds running around shouting "xD"

[tgr]

How can you shout a face?

[Venetian Tar]

How can you shout a face?

How can you cross your eyes?

[tgr]

Permanent marker.

[MtA]

I'm staring sternly at you two, tgr and Venetian.

[tgr]

Do you want your eyes crossed too?

[Ron Mexxico]

He has fallen into bad company (Black Legion) who are suitably polite to the King of Space despite him doubling up as the Peasant of LoL.

when mittens hits level 30 he's going 1v1 with mordekeiser knight for CEO of bl.

[Lorren Canada]

rowboatcats

Don't be a riverini

Is there some magic to super kills? Cause the posting quality in this thread is goin up and up

[icanhazcheesetoast]

Purricanes

how about duct tape cannons ??

[smg77]

Securitas I think that your idea of running a little alliance through fun 15 to 20-man roams is cool and all and I've been watching your plans for deploying to Fountain with interest over the last couple of weeks but I'm just going to go ahead and presume that you're kidding about the scimitar thing because I made it through the full three hours of fights last night in my cane thanks to our scimis who saved me three times (twice from being hit by abaddons and once from a very frustrated titan's guns).

Your problem in this case is that you're not really talking about the real world but imagining what it might be like in these big fights, kinda like EFT Fleet Fight Online. If everyone in the opposition shot primaries in volley fire then perhaps you might have a point but our enemies don't tend to stick to primaries like our alpha- and welpfleet doctrines make us do and you save shitloads of hurricanes simply because one dude is being shot by three abaddons and another by five while a third dude is being plugged-away at by some simpleton from IRC in a dominix. Also NCdot very rarely engages us with 20-man rupture gangs so your point is kinda moot.

Endie, Endie, Endie...don't you get it? We're ~goons~ we couldn't possibly understand Securitas' EFT prowess and anything we see or experience in-game is wrong because we are ~goons~. Also we are gay.

But never stop posting.

[Hratli Smirks]

its true im gay

[smg77]

I am literally sucking cock and healing hurricanes in my skimitar.

[Grath]

Your problem in this case is that you're not really talking about the real world but imagining what it might be like in these big fights, kinda like EFT Fleet Fight Online. If everyone in the opposition shot primaries in volley fire then perhaps you might have a point but our enemies don't tend to stick to primaries like our alpha- and welpfleet doctrines make us do and you save shitloads of hurricanes simply because one dude is being shot by three abaddons and another by five while a third dude is being plugged-away at by some simpleton from IRC in a dominix.

Thats the tug of the elite PVP darkside you feel, and once you start down this path there is no turning back.


Couldn't have worded it any different myself though, I can't remember which thread, but one of the porn threads from up north the guy is accusing us of using rep script programs or something because we're able to 'catch people faster than the standard broadcast->lock->rep cycle should allow'.

Yea, they suffered pretty much the same condition, whore gun faggots who want to be top DPS on a target shoot the 3rd or 4th guy called and that lets the logis know well in advance that target will be shot, and at that point the chances of taking him down are pretty much out the fucking window. Not to mention the split damage that hits the true target, and the fact that the cocksucker who was shooting the secondary stops the second he's called primary, and moves on to the NEXT god damn secondary.

Seeing the 2ndary take damage results in lots of rage from most PL fc's, and backseat fc's, and back up back seat fc's, maybe they need to yell at each other more so they stop that shit.


Your countdown methods work really well in arty set ups, theres not really much defense against it when its done right.

[Manny]

Red hankie left pocket get at me.

[tgr]

Yea, they suffered pretty much the same condition, whore gun faggots who want to be top DPS on a target shoot the 3rd or 4th guy called and that lets the logis know well in advance that target will be shot, and at that point the chances of taking him down are pretty much out the fucking window. Not to mention the split damage that hits the true target, and the fact that the cocksucker who was shooting the secondary stops the second he's called primary, and moves on to the NEXT god damn secondary.

I've pondered being in a 'cane or something and lock the primary/secondaries etc and see if I can catch whomever is firing at the wrong faggot, so I can call them out on it, because fuck me that gets annoying after a while.

[Mira Z]

Seeing the 2ndary take damage results in lots of rage from most PL fc's, and backseat fc's, and back up back seat fc's, maybe they need to yell at each other more so they stop that shit.

We could all learn something here from the assiduous way in which PL assembles its fleets...

That said, do Herocat fleets use scimitars? My first thought would have been that they don't to maximise DPS output and minimise lag generation. I think that's why Sec was questioning the use of scimitars in Welpfleet in the first place.

[Iratus]

We could all learn something here from the assiduous way in which PL assembles its fleets...

That said, do Herocat fleets use scimitars? My first thought would have been that they don't to maximise DPS output and minimise lag generation. I think that's why Sec was questioning the use of scimitars in Welpfleet in the first place.

Securitas was just being Securitas. Don't overthink it.

[Securitas]

Well the difference is that Hurricanes have like no EHP and other fleets have enough to actually get reps in time (usually.) If facing a competent enemy it would seem (judging from my ingame experience fighting welpcanes) that they would go down too fast for Scimitars to be of any use, especially when you're talking 100s vs 100s.

[Fix Lag]

Actually Welpfleet is like throwing a bunch of chainsaws at a shrubbery

Shit gets fucked up.

[tgr]

Ni! Ni! Ni!