Vlade Randal is insane

**jimmychrist** · 2011-09-11

The runners up for mental illness most hyped up is;

Schizophrenia - doesn't make you catatonic and/or alive in a waking nightmare while the whitecoats are desperately trying to adjust your dosage. Schizophrenia means you're brilliant with numbers and you're likely to be a math professor.

Autism - you're a savant in a very narrow field and might goddamn well win a Nobel prize. At the least you'll be the subject of a documentary on the Discovery network. That field though may be building the same thing over and over again with only yellow lego bricks, or an actual literal field. Roll fucking camera.

**MtA** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by jimmychrist

Schizophrenia - doesn't make you catatonic and/or alive in a waking nightmare while the whitecoats are desperately trying to adjust your dosage. Schizophrenia means you're brilliant with numbers and you're likely to be a math professor.

Sorry Jimmy, but I have a family member who is a schizophrenic, and if she's off her meds for more than a few weeks, it's back to "the dentist is an agent who placed microphones in my teeth" and throwing the unsuspecting stranger off a flight of stairs because he/she was a clone.

On her meds she's just fine, but they slow her wits somewhat. Not in a way that anyone would perceive, but someone who knows her well will notice something is a little numb.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-11

Monty could be burned saying "kick aif reset goons" at this stage and i'd let him get away with it after posting this goldmine

**jimmychrist** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by MtA

Sorry Jimmy, but I have a family member who is a schizophrenic, and if she's off her meds for more than a few weeks, it's back to "the dentist is an agent who placed microphones in my teeth" and throwing the unsuspecting stranger off a flight of stairs because he/she was a clone.

On her meds she's just fine, but they slow her wits somewhat. Not in a way that anyone would perceive, but someone who knows her well will notice something is a little numb.

Yeah the paragraph is what Hollywood screenwriters seem to think schizophrenia is all about, not what it actually is.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Generally if someone is especially manic / depressed and they've been abusing drugs, they can come across as a bit fucking crazy even if they're actually p chill.

I know a thing or two about this, believe it or not.

I'm thinking he's not disclosing his delusional disorder. Then again it's not something often or easily diagnosed IIRC.

**ginlaan** · 2011-09-11

Just a typical Persona of hiding behind the internet and being a tough guy. Someone should put together a site of internet tough guys stories. The more wild a tail the more people latch on i guess...

**Iratus** · 2011-09-11

To the armchair psychologists: Stop fucking diagnosing if you have no fucking clue of what you are doing

To any possible psychologist: Stop fucking diagnosing over the internet, if you are in a position to actually diagnose someone, you should know that you can't do it basing on a few fucking logs.

This guy might be having the crazies, yes. But we are in no position to know what the fuck is going on, I've known perfectly sane people who do the whole "im'a rich drug-dealing ninja" on the internet, and completely gone, the-bathroom-is-full-of-wookies* patients who come off as perfectly normal otherwise.

We can only laugh at the logs, and hope that if he's actually ill he'll get treatment and help from someone close enough to notice.

</rant>

*: This is an actual case I worked with during my clinic psych practice. It was hillarious.

**Esek HaBish** · 2011-09-11

If you bother to look at his facebook page (hint is here), and check his pictures, then you get a pretty vivid vision of the convos.
Hey, anyone got some audio logs of this guy? that'll help complete my experience.

**Kythren** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Iratus

To the armchair psychologists: Stop fucking diagnosing if you have no fucking clue of what you are doing

To any possible psychologist: Stop fucking diagnosing over the internet, if you are in a position to actually diagnose someone, you should know that you can't do it basing on a few fucking logs.

This guy might be having the crazies, yes. But we are in no position to know what the fuck is going on, I've known perfectly sane people who do the whole "im'a rich drug-dealing ninja" on the internet, and completely gone, the-bathroom-is-full-of-wookies* patients who come off as perfectly normal otherwise.

We can only laugh at the logs, and hope that if he's actually ill he'll get treatment and help from someone close enough to notice.

</rant>

*: This is an actual case I worked with during my clinic psych practice. It was hillarious.

i work in healthcare, learned quite everything needed to see when someone has a psychological disorder, more than that, i talked to vlade on mumble for the past 3+ months and saw whats happening. the symptoms just fit, however you are right without talking to him about this you cannot be sure. ive seen enough "there is a man smoking cigar in my room" people :P

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Kythren

i work in healthcare, learned quite everything needed to see when someone has a psychological disorder, more than that, i talked to vlade on mumble for the past 3+ months and saw whats happening. the symptoms just fit, however you are right without talking to him about this you cannot be sure. ive seen enough "there is a man smoking cigar in my room" people :P

Holy shit, I hope this is a troll.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Blazde

He was fine until fairly recently, and tbh he's still fine now at certain times it's just he's just popping a few too many pills, getting really high and then playing EVE and convoing people

As far as being 'insane' all he has is bipolar disorder (along with up to 5% of the rest of the population and celebrated leaders like Churchill and possibly Roosevelt - first one). It's not as if he's licking windows and being lifted onto the potty by a nurse. But I'm sure this all somehow spells the end of RAWR. Somehow

My GF is bipolar, although hers is quite mild and while I can tell when she forgets her meds for a period of time she doesn't become 'straight jacket writing shit on padded walls with a crayon between her toes' batshit crazy like Vlade is coming across in his logs.

Hallucinations or delusions would be in the extremely severe end of manic episodes. I find it extremely hard to believe that someone in his real life hasn't picked up on it and pumped him full of lithium.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2011-09-11

itt: whiteknights

**Far** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

itt: whiteknights

are totally killing my buzz in this thread.

Can we go back to loling at MM and their handicapped leadership?

**jimmychrist** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Far

are totally killing my buzz in this thread.

Can we go back to loling at MM and their handicapped leadership?

I prefer the term handicapable

**icanhazcheesetoast** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Far

are totally killing my buzz in this thread.

Can we go back to loling at MM and their handicapped leadership?

now the only thing remaining is Imperian vouching for Vlade and Vuk's application in NESW

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-11

Actually a small percentage of people who are bipolar actually respond to lithium treatments.

And not everyone who is bipolar writes on the walls during manic periods. Like me, I just try and do a million different things and overexaggerate the results of all.

Noone here is likely qualified to make any kind of diagonosis, I don't give a fuck where you work. Bipolar disorder is the hardest mental illness to diagnose, as symptoms and experiences vary from person to person and so many symptoms are also symptoms of other things. Roughly 90% of all people who are bipolar get wrongfully diagnosed AT LEAST once before receiving a proper one, with the two primary ones being Schizophrenia and Sever Depression.

**smg77** · 2011-09-11

Welp this thread turned to shit in a hurry.

**jimmychrist** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

And not everyone who is bipolar writes on the walls during manic periods. Like me, I just try and do a million different things and overexaggerate the results of all.

Yes, this is actually true. I don't remember the exact percentage but I think this is how most patients present.

**Grath** · 2011-09-11

Theres no real need to discuss if we're being armchair shrinks, the fucking logs read like a man unhinged, anybody debating that is a fucking retard.

'Crazy' is a pretty big catchall, this dude, is in that spectrum, he's fucking nuts, who's idea is it to leave him in power?

And that's totally over looking the fact that his shit reads like somebody who should be under state care. This man is just missing a high powered rifle and a post office and he'll end up on the 5 o'clock news.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

And not everyone who is bipolar writes on the walls during manic periods. Like me, I just try and do a million different things and overexaggerate the results of all.

Unlike Vlade Randal, who becomes Gary Oldman in The Professional.

**Iratus** · 2011-09-11

I don't really get what is "whiteknighting" in this context... Telling the armchair headshrinkers to STFU?

Also, we need new logs to kill this bullshit at once. Someone combo him.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Iratus

I don't really get what is "whiteknighting" in this context... Telling the armchair headshrinkers to STFU?

Also, we need new logs to kill this bullshit at once. Someone combo him.

FINNISH HIM!

**jimmychrist** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

FINNISH HIM!

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**Aurora148** · 2011-09-11

For mental illness East Germans are a bunch of Paranoid fucks.

They literally see government/corporate conspiracy in everything.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Aurora148

For mental illness East Germans are a bunch of Paranoid fucks.

They literally see government/corporate conspiracy in everything.

Just because they might be paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't watched.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Iratus

To the armchair psychologists: Stop fucking diagnosing if you have no fucking clue of what you are doing

To any possible psychologist: Stop fucking diagnosing over the internet, if you are in a position to actually diagnose someone, you should know that you can't do it basing on a few fucking logs.

This guy might be having the crazies, yes. But we are in no position to know what the fuck is going on, I've known perfectly sane people who do the whole "im'a rich drug-dealing ninja" on the internet, and completely gone, the-bathroom-is-full-of-wookies* patients who come off as perfectly normal otherwise.

We can only laugh at the logs, and hope that if he's actually ill he'll get treatment and help from someone close enough to notice.

</rant>

*: This is an actual case I worked with during my clinic psych practice. It was hillarious.

I diagnose crazy over the intarwebs all the time. I can also get you a viagra prescription if you fill out my standard form. Everyone passes, guaranteed.

**Blazde** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Grath

who's idea is it to leave him in power?

He isn't 'in power' for something like 2 weeks now. Keep up

**Flinx** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Aurora148

For mental illness East Germans are a bunch of Paranoid fucks.

They literally see government/corporate conspiracy in everything.

Remind me what percentage of US and UK citizens believe 9/11 wasn't a cover up. I don't think geography has got much to do with it, there are crazies everywhere.

Vonq, if someone acts like a rabid dog on a fool moon, and then a couple of days later he seems normal, that doesn't make him a chill dude. Quite the contrary.

edited for anniversary trolling

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-11

I don't even know where to begin

Wow, what a lunatic

**Fisty** · 2011-09-11

This thread went downhill on the 4th page when people tried to play doctor. Don't do that, bring more funny.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Fisty

This thread went downhill on the 4th page when people tried to play doctor. Don't do that, bring more funny.

That's what distinguishes normal from internet people: Doctor games of the first group are usually pleasent.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by jimmychrist

Yes, this is actually true. I don't remember the exact percentage but I think this is how most patients present.

Internet forum etiquette dictates you make up a percentage, usually excessively exaggerated.

**Kaeydan** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Grath

Theres no real need to discuss if we're being armchair shrinks, the fucking logs read like a man unhinged, anybody debating that is a fucking retard.

'Crazy' is a pretty big catchall, this dude, is in that spectrum, he's fucking nuts, who's idea is it to leave him in power?

And that's totally over looking the fact that his shit reads like somebody who should be under state care. This man is just missing a high powered rifle and a post office and he'll end up on the 5 o'clock news.

Guns are banned in Australia.

They probably saw Vlade coming and said, "Get the guns off the street, Neo is coming."

**Murr** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

That's what distinguishes normal from internet people: Doctor games of the first group are usually pleasent.

I went to the dentist and that pretty much invalidates your statement. It was ugly and I bathed in my own teeth fragments and gum blood for the whole hour. Seriously, it was all over my shirt and pants, that crap.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Murr

I went to the dentist and that pretty much invalidates your statement. It was ugly and I bathed in my own teeth fragments and gum blood for the whole hour. Seriously, it was all over my shirt and pants, that crap.

If your way of playing doctor games is sucking your dentist's cock while he rams it into your mouth so hard your teeth shatter, that's your fault.

**Murr** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

If your way of playing doctor games is sucking your dentist's cock while he rams it into your mouth so hard your teeth shatter, that's your fault.

Oh snap.

**Iratus** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Murr

I went to the dentist and that pretty much invalidates your statement. It was ugly and I bathed in my own teeth fragments and gum blood for the whole hour. Seriously, it was all over my shirt and pants, that crap.

Dentists are not what you'd call "normal people".

**Sausage** · 2011-09-11

better than the rorqual thread tbh

Rasputain · 2011-09-12

Here's another nice little rant from Vlade:

http://pastebin.com/EZwNwdA8

**Iratus** · 2011-09-12

He is like... the embodiment of MM...

**Agathor** · 2011-09-12

Why do I have a feeling this guy could go Columbine on us at the next fanfest. Fuck this guy is really sad.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2011-09-12

Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Actually a small percentage of people who are bipolar actually respond to lithium treatments.

And not everyone who is bipolar writes on the walls during manic periods. Like me, I just try and do a million different things and overexaggerate the results of all.

Noone here is likely qualified to make any kind of diagonosis, I don't give a fuck where you work. Bipolar disorder is the hardest mental illness to diagnose, as symptoms and experiences vary from person to person and so many symptoms are also symptoms of other things. Roughly 90% of all people who are bipolar get wrongfully diagnosed AT LEAST once before receiving a proper one, with the two primary ones being Schizophrenia and Sever Depression.

This. People with combined-type ADHD have the potential to meet the diagnostic criteria for bipolar easily. Often times the two are misdiagnosed as each other.

**Fix Lag** · 2011-09-12

Having now seen Vlade Randal speak in local...

:holy fuck: That man has lost it.

**smg77** · 2011-09-12

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Having now seen Vlade Randal speak in local...

:holy fuck: That man has lost it.

He is really mad about something. So is Riverini.

**Fix Lag** · 2011-09-12

Surely not something involving Hurricanes, bombers, and Dominixes.

**Night** · 2011-09-12

Originally Posted by smg77

So is Riverini.

While Riverini is of debatable contact with reality, I've never seen him mad.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-12

Going to have to agree with Grath here (

hgod: ) and say that he's just fucking crazy and stop trying to diagnose him (it's obviously aspergers jeeeeez). Just laugh at the fact that something's not right and then thank your maker that he's stuck on an island thousands of kilometres from you (unless you're a c0nvict too in my case). Actually, Wusti, invite him to AIF, dude can give IGE or Liandra a run for their money.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-12

Originally Posted by Elenor Pewpew

Going to have to agree with Grath here (

hgod: ) and say that he's just fucking crazy and stop trying to diagnose him (it's obviously aspergers jeeeeez). Just laugh at the fact that something's not right and then thank your maker that he's stuck on an island thousands of kilometres from you (unless you're a c0nvict too in my case). Actually, Wusti, invite him to AIF, dude can give IGE or Liandra a run for their money.

Hey, there'll be no IGE dissing on my watch m'kay!

**Sausage** · 2011-09-12

Originally Posted by Elenor Pewpew

Going to have to agree with Grath here (

hgod: ) and say that he's just fucking crazy and stop trying to diagnose him (it's obviously aspergers jeeeeez). Just laugh at the fact that something's not right and then thank your maker that he's stuck on an island thousands of kilometres from you (unless you're a c0nvict too in my case). Actually, Wusti, invite him to AIF, dude can give IGE or Liandra a run for their money.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elenor Pewpew again.

**SpankMe** · 2011-09-12

It does not take a PhD in clinical psychology to see that this poor lad is a raving knee-biter.

I got a serious case of the 'creeps' after reading this:

FYI..... you are doing it wrong....and it makes me laugh and orgasm at the same time....

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