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    Yeah, hearing Goons just reset MH for selling out and taking a deal with PL. Something about "half of Deklein"?

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    fuck you now my post is on the old page

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    hahaaaaaa bitches

    Right, back to the chatporn. I've always wanted to be the first one to link something worthwhile on this site.

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    Hey guys we're still considering whether or not we want to betray you to enemies, let me get back to you, laterz!

    toot toot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vile rat View Post
    Hey guys we're still considering whether or not we want to betray you to enemies, let me get back to you, laterz!

    toot toot
    Vile rat > Let me help you with your decision.

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    given the choice between losing deklein or keeping people that retarded blue, well...

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    Shoot Mostly Harmless? I think I just got hard.

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    Fix Lag worst lag, stealin mah foreplay thunder.
    With respect to ancient Rome, dignitas was regarded as the sum of the personal clout and influence that a male citizen acquired throughout his life. When weighing the dignitas of a particular individual, factors such as personal reputation, moral standing, and ethical worth had to be considered, along with the man's entitlement to respect and proper treatment.

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    I stole it from tweetfleet, sorry

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    directorbot@goonfleet.com/directorbot: Holy balls Mostly Harmless are useless, terrible people. Grief them into nothing - any kind of cruelties you can invent (the 'i'll help you evac' scam is always a good one) I just got back from an errand to discover the stuttering, limp-wristed 'considered' betrayal of these sub-literate wretches. I don't care if we're on the defensive - some things cannot go unpunished.
    : *** This was a broadcast from themittani to all, replies are not monitored ***
    One down...

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    I really don't see why people dislike us. Hope nobody remembers why I got infracted!
    +rep ;)

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    My oldest enemy reset and I can't even log in because I have to be at work in 7 hours

    I'll always fondly remember the EC_Intel motd "The Torrinos gate is not to be bubbled". We bubbled the fuck out of that gate so often. The camp was never worth it for the ships that came through, but I loved doing it just because MH hated it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner View Post
    My oldest enemy reset and I can't even log in because I have to be at work in 7 hours

    I'll always fondly remember the EC_Intel motd "The Torrinos gate is not to be bubbled". We bubbled the fuck out of that gate so often. The camp was never worth it for the ships that came through, but I loved doing it just because MH hated it.
    true story. i put that in EC_intel one day to win an argument against some fucker who wouldn't stop bubbling it while i was trying to move freighters through. eight months later its still there. it has quite possibly been the greatest troll i ever participated in, and i did so merely by being lazy and never changing it off

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    I came up with a movie script in Alliance for the Vile Rat/Lord2Eveil encounter:

    ?[ 2011.07.09 05:35:53 ] StevieTopSiders > Like seriously, that is a movie-worthy line. Imagine the scene. Vile Rat, who is a super hot spai chick, meets up with L2E at a dirty cantina in Istanbul...
    ?[ 2011.07.09 05:36:47 ] StevieTopSiders > While chiefing on fat cigars, they discuss international diplomatic intrigue. Little does L2E know that his personal assistant is a Goon spai. When asked about MH's plan for Balkans...
    ?[ 2011.07.09 05:37:29 ] StevieTopSiders > L2E responds that nothing is set in stone. Sensing an opening, Vile Rat cooly says, "The Kremlin will allow no MH involvement in ze Balkans. Do you change your mind?"
    ?[ 2011.07.09 05:38:28 ] StevieTopSiders > "Nothing is set in stone." "Let me help you with your decision. Tector?" (She addresses the pale spook behind her, who has a sat-phone to Russian missile batteries) "Proceed."
    Cast:
    Vile Rat- The chick from Transformers 3 with hair dyed black.
    Lord2Evil- Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson, or George Clooney.
    Tector- a Big Daddy

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    Holy fuck, you are dumb.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    whoa.
    +rep ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    Actually, imperian burned straight through the hostile goons as anchor is what I'm hearing, so purge imperian
    After seeing Imperian burn off randomly the last few fleets in such various ships as Tengu, Vulture and Guardian, I feel it safe to say that the old NC leadership clearly lacked a sense of direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas Quaan View Post
    After seeing Imperian burn off randomly the last few fleets in such various ships as Tengu, Vulture and Guardian, I feel it safe to say that the old NC leadership clearly lacked a sense of direction.
    the lady scarlet theory of flying spaceships
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    This has to be an epic PL troll of MH, and that they have fell for it is astounding. I wouldn't have believed Mostly Harmless are stupid enough (well, they're stupid obviously, but this goes to pants-on-head level) to believe Evoke/NC. would want to keep them as a neighbour. To say they aren't the sort of 'material' that the likes of PL/Evoke/NC. like to hang out with is an understatement. By turning coats on us, they've just guaranteed they are going to be stamped out of existance by both sides of the conflict

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    hahaaaaaa bitches

    Right, back to the chatporn. I've always wanted to be the first one to link something worthwhile on this site.
    Vile rat > it's fun to throw shit! (I'm a monkey!)

    I would be so gay for Vile Rat right now.

    We get to shoot MH. I'm so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bring Stabity View Post
    the lady scarlet theory of flying spaceships
    I am not one to comment on the age or mass of a lady, but surely at a certain size one becomes quite literally omnipresent and thus impervious to navigational snafus?

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    Tector? Proceed.

    You get all my rep for that line alone VR

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    I woke up, read this, and I'm so space-gay for Vile right now.

    Vile Rat for CSM!!

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    Not one half of an inch

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    Don Peyote? Really?

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    Just curious but have we passed over this line in the sand we were hearing so much about? If so how far back was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLfanboi View Post
    Just curious but have we passed over this line in the sand we were hearing so much about? If so how far back was it?
    That's a bad post and you should feel bad. Still it gives me an excuse to use this picture.

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    Alot of lines around, best to snort them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    That's a bad post and you should feel bad. Still it gives me an excuse to use this picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLfanboi View Post
    If I could rep you I would
    i did it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by someguyfromoverthere View Post
    in other news, Vince MAD

    <faction battleships :words: quote>

    the forces of ~elitepvp~
    Not quite as bad as TEST. Our "elitepvp" corp (run by faggots, and everyone hates them and can't wait for them to be kicked) recruited an ex-BLAST guy from recruitment, and he proceeded to lose a carrier to belt rats. BELT RATS.

    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=176418


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    Go ahead and give him grey rep anyway

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    i still think the funniest thing to happen in the last day was when Ninja Unicorns with Big Horns rolled through VFK posting ponies in local, killing all our drams and then leaving inside of five minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by pony on the porch View Post
    i still think the funniest thing to happen in the last day was when Ninja Unicorns with Big Horns rolled through VFK posting ponies in local, killing all our drams and then leaving inside of five minutes
    This right here, in 1 year from now, we'll still remember that this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

    Ninja Unicorns' force multiplier on the enemy was just too much for Goons to bear.

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    If GSF had just kept those drams alive they could've tackled the PL Tengus and got a kill or two

    They may even have won the ISK war!

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    olol

    HC Update - Switching sides.
    From: Nevvyn
    To: -Mostly Harmless- [-42-]


    To all Mostly Harmless members.


    Under no circumstances will Mostly Harmless be re-aligning their priorities with Evoke, Pandemic Legion, or NC.dot.


    We do not backstab allies, or former allies, regardless of the misinformed decisions that they make.


    If you believe that we would, or do.. then you are in the wrong alliance. You should leave.


    Nev.

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    Considering that half of the people getting that Mail are Spies from Evoke, Pandemic Legion, and NC.dot, that's pretty funny.

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    MH has been dying a slow death for years. There is no place for it in either possible version of pureblind/fade's future. Someone needs to take MH out back and finally shoot it.

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    Poor MH, they get so much hate when alliances like Babylon 5.. are left alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace View Post
    Poor MH, they get so much hate when alliances like Babylon 5.. are left alive
    We evicted them from Fountain, why would we follow them?
    Twitter: @WidotVenetianT - RIP Vile Rat.

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    HC Update - Switching sides.
    From: Nevvyn
    To: -Mostly Harmless- [-42-]


    To all Mostly Harmless members.


    Under no circumstances will Mostly Harmless be re-aligning their priorities with Evoke, Pandemic Legion, or NC.dot.


    We do not backstab allies, or former allies, regardless of the misinformed decisions that they make.


    If you believe that we would, or do.. then you are in the wrong alliance. You should leave.


    Nev.
    Nevynn forgets to mention that only two weeks ago HIS corp sold a titan to Raiden for 30 billion isk, and his HC had brokered the sale of the rest of the supercaps in build in branch to Raiden to "save" them too.

    Those supers are now in pure blind and fade shooting MH structures and killing MH line members, but that's ok as his corp and HC had evac'd their good stuff months ago.

    And if you see anything wrong with that, "then you are in the wrong alliance. You should leave."

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    Mostly Harmless in "Not learning from the mistakes that contributed to the fall of their allies" shocker

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    So is it time yet for the little goonies to pack up and run like little girls as to not give the satisfaction to the invaders? From all the sucking up, my guess is AAA/Stain.

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    Very soon, just waiting for the code word from Mittani. It's "Headless chicken"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Dude View Post
    So is it time yet for the little goonies to pack up and run like little girls as to not give the satisfaction to the invaders? From all the sucking up, my guess is AAA/Stain.
    Dear God, I wish I could -rep you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delegado View Post
    Very soon, just waiting for the code word from Mittani. It's "Headless chicken"
    Mittani isn't around when things go south. He is a genie who appears when times are good for Goons.
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    Dear God, I wish I could -rep you
    I could temporarily give you green so you could if you want

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    The worst thing about this war is that Mass Effect is taking forever to download so I actually have to read about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    Mittani isn't around when things go south. He is a genie who appears when times are good for Goons.
    As any good Goonswarm leader would. It's when times are good that we need a change of direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delegado View Post
    Very soon, just waiting for the code word from Mittani. It's "Headless chicken"
    Soon? Hell!! I'm auto-piloting my freighter from VFK to Empire as we speak!

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