EVE Faggot Award 2011 - Nominees for Best Poster

**Don Peyote** · 2012-01-14

The nominations are in! Cast your vote!

**John Smith** · 2012-01-14

Pretty close so far.

**Grim** · 2012-01-15

Voted for TODD, he stole my heart.

**Elise Randolph** · 2012-01-15

I made it on the short list, I'm so proud

**Jovan Geldon** · 2012-01-15

Disappointing lack of votes for TODD. I directly blame Kugu voters if his displeasure brings about the apocalypse.

**Magere** · 2012-01-15

Choosing between Todd and Endie is so hard.

**Far** · 2012-01-16

The thing with Todd, is that his quality to quantity ratio is off the charts.
However the category is: "Best Poster" all stop.
Thus, he gets my vote.

I would encourage voters to check out his posts before :buttan:
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

**En'emu** · 2012-01-16

Petyr: Never forget.

**Berdennol** · 2012-01-16

How is TODD not simply sweeping this category? Every one of his posts are like great works of art.

**Grath** · 2012-01-16

Originally Posted by Berdennol

How is TODD not simply sweeping this category? Every one of his posts are like great works of art.

Petyr is a better politician than any of the other people in the running, as I actually voted for Elise (because vanity is bad), and neither of us have solicited the posting masses for votes like this:

For all who lurk/post on kugutsumen forums: I have been nominated for best poster of the year, 2011. Unfortunately due to my hiatus of the last 4 months my name is no longer the household toast and panacea for all inferior posting that it once was. The voting does not go well for me, alas and I am reduced to begging for your votes. If you have a kugu account, please stop by here and lend a hand.
Thank you in advance.
-petyr

Which shows plainly in Petyr's overnight surge in votes. Currently I am OK with being the Ron Paul of this vote, the CFC's voting power meant that either Petry or Endie would have won if they cared to do what Petyr did.

I was pretty shocked to be on the list at all, I guess people like being called a dumb faggot more than I thought.

**Carebears** · 2012-01-16

Originally Posted by Grath

I was pretty shocked to be on the list at all, I guess people like being called a dumb faggot more than I thought.

No, we like seeing you call other people dumb faggots.

You get my vote this time around, mostly because of the exchange with ripper van where you defended your right to spend your free time doing whatever you find entertaining while still being a grandparent.

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-16

Giraffeburger debt acknowledged!

**Don Peyote** · 2012-01-16

Petyr you are dangerously close to disqualification

**SIr Fury** · 2012-01-16

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Petyr you are dangerously close to disqualification

On what grounds?

Basil Vulpine · 2012-01-16

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Petyr you are dangerously close to disqualification

Given that Petyr was neck and neck before the surge based on 8 months of posting vs 12 you could always consider us helping to weight the averages.

I'll admit that Petyr's request turned me from a Kugu reader to a registered user but that request didn't influence my vote, it only motivated me *to* vote.

**Jinli mei** · 2012-01-16

free Petyr

**Petyr** · 2012-01-16

I'm ok with removing all the votes from people with less than 1 month of kugu account registry or less than 10 total posts. My request was for people who were already kugu readers, (in my alliance, and also in TEST Alliance (Grath, you missed quoting the TEST broadcast that also went out begging for votes)) to please vote for me, not for a bunch of new accounts to be registered to stuff the ballot boxes.

Edit: After reading my forums this is indeed what happened. Just about everyone registered a new account and came and voted. I'm withdrawing myself from contention for this award.

**Grath** · 2012-01-17

Originally Posted by Petyr

I'm withdrawing myself from contention for this award.

No thats bullshit fuck you no deal (You can't let Endie win his avatar weirds me out).

**Petyr** · 2012-01-17

Endie was robbed last year and his posting this year has improved, if that's possible.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-01-17

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Loremaster680** · 2012-01-17

Occupi Petyr?

**Finiks** · 2012-01-17

Don't you even try that Petyr!

**Wusti** · 2012-01-17

Originally Posted by Grath

I guess people like being called a dumb faggot more than I thought.

I think that they like seeing you call OTHER people dumb faggots

**SIr Fury** · 2012-01-17

Originally Posted by Petyr

I'm withdrawing myself from contention for this award.

Like its your decision to make! I'm sorry to say, you've got no say in the matter. At the most you can request the Mods to do it. After all, its other people who will decide your fate in this contest.

And stop being a pussy.

**Goblin** · 2012-01-17

I voted Petyr. But he was losing before the broadcast v0v.

**Adri** · 2012-01-18

Didn't see any broadcast, voted for Petyr

if he is withdrawn, can I vote again?

**Berdennol** · 2012-01-20

Now that TODD has revealed himself on the somethingawful forms, the magic is gone a little.

**Elise Randolph** · 2012-01-23

A vote for BEST POSTER on a forum about internet spaceships, voted on by nerds (albeit classy nerds), doesn't merit being taken this seriously. Let the man whore votes if he wants to

**Endie** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by Grath

Petyr is a better politician than any of the other people in the running, as I actually voted for Elise (because vanity is bad), and neither of us have solicited the posting masses for votes like this:

Which shows plainly in Petyr's overnight surge in votes. Currently I am OK with being the Ron Paul of this vote, the CFC's voting power meant that either Petry or Endie would have won if they cared to do what Petyr did.

Yeah I'm childishly chuffed to be on the list but I'm not going to start posting in updates and asking for a goonrush. It's a vote for kugu regulars, really, and its about enjoyment not politics, as seen by the surprisingly cross-party nominations thread.

**someguyfromoverthere** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by Endie

Yeah I'm childishly chuffed to be on the list but I'm not going to start posting in updates and asking for a goonrush. It's a vote for kugu regulars, really, and its about enjoyment not politics, as seen by the surprisingly cross-party nominations thread.

your posts warm my heart

**Razzor** · 2012-01-23

Voted for endie because the man has a natural gift for posting and keeping an audience. Grath however has definitely earn't his right to fight him for it though. Love Grath or hate him I don't think I have ever seen someone spend so much time typing out essays to red posters trying to help them be less dumb, its a respectable quality and over shadows the tired out try to hards like penif and jogyn.

Never stop posting

**penifSMASH** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Razzor

Voted for endie because the man has a natural gift for posting and keeping an audience. Grath however has definitely earn't his right to fight him for it though. Love Grath or hate him I don't think I have ever seen someone spend so much time typing out essays to red posters trying to help them be less dumb, its a respectable quality and over shadows the tired out try to hards like penif and jogyn.

Never stop posting

earnt*
too*
;

learn 2 english dumb pubcorp go0nNOOB

**penifSMASH** · 2012-01-24

also holy shit petyr actually sent a broadcast to vote for him ahahhahahahahhaha

i really wish you died in your whatever accident just to see all the terrible IN MEMORIUM posts all your pets would've made. you might've even won the best poster award youre so desperate to win

**Jovan Geldon** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Berdennol

TODD has revealed himself on the somethingawful forums

OH GOD WHERE

I MUST SEE IT

**Berdennol** · 2012-01-24

Not linking since I don't want to discourage him from posting.

But if you know where to look on the SA forums, I'm sure you'll find it.

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

so desperate

**Night** · 2012-01-28

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

i really wish you weren't stealing this meaningless award from my alliance and that I had been nominated because I desperately require validation that my postings still have meaning

Here you go buddy. Have some of that validation.