Comedy Killmails

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-04

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=331055

Because MWDs are not worth it on a 1.5b ISK ship.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-04

Originally Posted by Major Templar

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=331055

Because MWDs are not worth it on a 1.5b ISK ship.

I checked out the BR on this fight, talk about a goddamn kitchen sink fleet: http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=331055

I like the random Prorator, didn't really want those Jaguars anyway amirite?: http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=330812

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-04

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

I checked out the BR on this fight, talk about a goddamn kitchen sink fleet: http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=331055

I like the random Prorator, didn't really want those Jaguars anyway amirite?: http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=330812

Actually look at the times on them. It's strung out over like 5 hours. Battle reports are never a100% correct.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-04

Looks to me like the 'big fight' happened between 20:55 and 21:38. If you look at the number involved, it's always a small group or solo kill up to that point and after 21:38 it drops off again. With the exception of the Bhaalgorn, which appears to have derped its way into a fight about four hours later.

**Mike Rotch** · 2012-01-04

2x T2 drone rigs?? http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12048819

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12048757 - 4.5 bil Mach

Not that I know a lot about fitting Machs, but if you're going to blow that much on the fit, at least try to bring friends. I did a little homework, and this isn't the first time he's lost an expensive Mach.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10071630 - 6.9 bil
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11548972 - 2.8 bil

**Hellkitty** · 2012-01-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12041588

:red alliance:

**Marko Box** · 2012-01-04

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12048757 - 4.5 bil Mach

Not that I know a lot about fitting Machs, but if you're going to blow that much on the fit, at least try to bring friends. I did a little homework, and this isn't the first time he's lost an expensive Mach.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10071630 - 6.9 bil
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11548972 - 2.8 bil

God damn dude how can u say publicly that u are such a big coward. U should be giving him mad props for having balls to solo in that expensive ship.
Im still suprised that he died to two canes and arazu (althou presence of narcotic on the mail explains it to a point).

Content: http://hydra.killmail.org/?a=kill_de...ll_id=11996967

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-04

Originally Posted by Marko Box

God damn dude how can u say publicly that u are such a big coward. U should be giving him mad props for having balls to solo in that expensive ship.
Im still suprised that he died to two canes and arazu (althou presence of narcotic on the mail explains it to a point).

Most likely RMTed to get it all.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12050127

In the comments section:

fuuck y fuucking gay
From: Verdervan
Sent: 2012.01.04 14:37
To: harogen,

u fucking gay, i was fucking your mother
and whole your family

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-04

Originally Posted by Marko Box

God damn dude how can u say publicly that u are such a big coward. U should be giving him mad props for having balls to solo in that expensive ship.
Im still suprised that he died to two canes and arazu (althou presence of narcotic on the mail explains it to a point).

Content: http://hydra.killmail.org/?a=kill_de...ll_id=11996967

The mixed guns are a nice touch

**Mike Rotch** · 2012-01-04

Seems legit!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12053859

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2012-01-05

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=596416

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-05

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=596416

I do not always give deadspace drops, but when I do, I make sure there's exotic dancers in the cargo too.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-01-05

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=596416

I see you've met our Flagship.
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=236885
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=306357
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=261426

~elitepvp~

**Malcanis** · 2012-01-05

http://killboard.gypsyband.ru/kill/756927/

How come such dumb people have so much ISK and I have so little?

**HaydenJD** · 2012-01-05

Originally Posted by Malcanis

http://killboard.gypsyband.ru/kill/756927/

How come such dumb people have so much ISK and I have so little?

It makes me rage when I look at this killboard, it's set out so fucking bad. Imagine if they popped the wreck though....

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-05

Originally Posted by HaydenJD

It makes me rage when I look at this killboard, it's set out so fucking bad. Imagine if they popped the wreck though....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12012901

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-05

http://bunkerhub.de/killboard/?a=kil...&kll_id=196846

Those large towers just come out of nowhere!

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-06

Kill blue carriers every day!!

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_d...332390&nolimit

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-06

Didn't really want that... ah fuck it.

**HaydenJD** · 2012-01-06

Originally Posted by Major Templar

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12012901

<3!

**Scaeva** · 2012-01-07

Faction fit, passive shield, active armor, salvaging Dramiel

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=333502

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-07

Originally Posted by Scaeva

Faction fit, passive shield, active armor, salvaging Dramiel

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=333502

I don't see a salvager. Also he's got a decent k/d record and appears to know what he's doing based on the number of kills he made right before dying.

**Scaeva** · 2012-01-07

Look at the text of the mail. Salvagers don't show up on the TEST kb for some reason

**Enik** · 2012-01-07

Sweet stabbed Thanny:

http://www.fondl.eve-kill.net/?a=kil...ll_id=12071644

**Don Peyote** · 2012-01-07

Every TEST pilot fits salvagers, it's our MO. Not showing them on the board, and sometimes replacing them with other weapons, helps to avoid embarrassment when people look at our killmails (we're notoriously uptight about killboard stats).

**Rer** · 2012-01-07

http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12046062

I mean how else would he transport those Large Guns and skillbook for his Proteus?

**Dezzy** · 2012-01-07

xXdeath carrier fittings, wtf

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598907 large shield x-fer
http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598877 stabbed vampire archon
http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598853 DG medium shield booster

**TehRoot** · 2012-01-08

Originally Posted by Dezzy

xXdeath carrier fittings, wtf

http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598907 large shield x-fer
http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598877 stabbed vampire archon
http://a-killed.me/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=598853 DG medium shield booster

all xdeath carrier fits suck. Their dreads are even worse.

**Major Templar** · 2012-01-08

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=334805

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=334806

http://i.imgur.com/zxZyK.png

Hmm. I'm in a ratting carrier, I think I will warp to a gate!!

**HaydenJD** · 2012-01-09

Originally Posted by Major Templar

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=334805

http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=334806

http://i.imgur.com/zxZyK.png

Hmm. I'm in a ratting carrier, I think I will warp to a gate!!

Confirmed TEST are bad.

http://kb.the-initiative.com/index.p..._detail/50882/

**Rawr** · 2012-01-09

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=474167 I love IRC.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-01-09

Originally Posted by Rawr

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=474167 I love IRC.

That KM is a fraud, there's no supers on that KM.

**HaydenJD** · 2012-01-09

Originally Posted by Rawr

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=474167 I love IRC.

"Thanks for the KMs but seriously, what the actual fuck?"

**Sverige Pahis** · 2012-01-09

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12095609

Thank goodness for the expanded cargohold to carry extra ore.

**cold one** · 2012-01-10

Originally Posted by Sverige Pahis

Thank goodness for the expanded cargohold to carry extra ore.

It matched up very well with the Civilian Miner.

I don't usually comment here, but as an aspiring Dread pilot I just don't know what this is supposed to be. Luckily it will never grow up.