Draw Michael Bolton like one of your French Girls.
Draw Michael Bolton like one of your French Girls.
Please, please, don't. If anything Michael Bolton needs to be drawn like Henry VIII's wives.Originally Posted by Scotch
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[spoiler="Who's that Broooooown?"]Zulu Supremacy[/spoiler]
Hi, I'm guessing you're trying to make an Anne Boleyn joke, in which case you're missing critical elements like six fingers, looser than your mother, and took her beheading in a most ballsy manner: "Good Christian people, I am come hither to die, for according to the law, and by the law I am judged to die, and therefore I will speak nothing against it."
Plus she sat up for the execution and gave no fucks. That is how a pro go. She was also only one of two wives executed, the other being Catherine Howard who died like a pussy but was also not drawn or quartered.
You probably MEANT to be aiming your mocking jizz at this fine fucker, Robespierre, who died screaming like a bitch.
Everyone gets a a personal tech moon in the north right?
I dont want to spill the beans as to the reason for these two invasions, but i'm gonna.
Quite simply what has happened is Montolio said to The Mittani "bet you the TEST invasion thread gets more pages than the Goon's invasion thread". Challenge accepted and that is the sole reason for the snap invasion of Branch.
So, advantage Branch.
LO, MONTOLIO, HE CALLEST UPON THE BRETHREN TO POSTETH MOST SHITTILY.
AND LO THERE WAS MUCH SHITPOSTING
AND IT WAS NOT GOOD!
AND THERE WAS SOME REJOICING BUT MOSTLY RAGE!
Also I herd the swarm sucks at KAG, c/d?
You guys should get avatars so I know your posting is shit before I start to waste my time reading your posts.
That would totally kill my ability to surprise shitpost on people, so I'm sorry but I am forced to decline your request and call you a faggot. Please understand that among my people, faggot is a term of endearment.
No, faggot!
The least shitty part of all of my posts is the avatar.
The TEST Subcommittee For The Commitment Of Additional Subcommittees To Examine The Need For Creating More
SubcommitteesTo Determine How Long This Joke Can Go On Before It Gets Old Meets In Some Neckbeard's Basement.
While the invasion has yet to officially begin Test's subcommittees have identified several issues. As a result, they are recommending the institution the following reforms to ensure a quick conquest of [s]Deklein[/s] Vale:
- We expect a spike in Christmas day suicides when our players reflect how soul crushingly alone they are and that their life peaked reading Reddit and playing Eve. Obviously this will sap our strength for the invasion. As a result, we distributed web cams to our most at risk pilots. Hopefully videos of them taking their own lives will go viral and act as the corner stone in a new recruitment drive.
- We need to prevent a lack of inane bullshit to post about that no one cares about but still feels the need to express their opinion on anyway. By maintaining the Reddit culture we hope to distract from our own failings and any resulting drops in morale.
- Finally, we need to keep practicing. Those dicks aren't going to deep throat themselves.
Friend and i came to the conclusion yesterday that reddit is shity attemp at copying 4chan, and that so called reddit culture is beyond retarded. Your memes are shit, humor is shit and your shit is shit. Is there anything you would like to add to that observation?
The fact you only made that conclusion yesterday as opposed to the first time you encountered reddit leads me to question your intellect and/or judgement.
Life is without intrinsic value or meaning.
I just never gave it any thought, and it was him who pointed that out v0v
So your friend is the one who has limited intellect and/or judgement whereas you have none at all?
Still a fag I see.
WTF is this, all i say is that i think reddit is shit and suddenly every1 is attacking me personally while no one is arguing aginst my statment (except Doink9731 only his answer was good).
Doink being doinkalicious does not excuse your shitty shit posting sir!
Doink is a better man than all of us.
Not all of reddit is bad, it had a few good boards like The Gay Porn, Homolust, and the young russian twinks who look like girls ones.
Russian twinks who look like girls? How the fuck did I miss that one?
You really expected to not get attacked personally when you attacked reddit - birthplace and holy Jerusleum of TEST alliance?
EDIT: IN A TEST THREAD!?!
"It pains me to say it but you are a good poster." - Vonq
fuck 99% of reddit
/r/gonewildplus
Fuck Marko Box harder, he is literally retarded.
Ive learned from the best
By the powers of Riverini, Old Smelly Vet, Horus, and ripper van combined...you are captain shitpost?
You forgot Intarkll
Would you like to join Broski Enterprises?
I only count four there. You need a fifth. Also which one is heart?
edit: Ok intarkll for fifth, but question stands on which one is heart.
who needs friends when you have allies like these?
2011-12-21
21:25:00Vytone Operation "Grab your shit in Vale wh... Ganja Labs
Heres the deal guys. We have temp blue standings with White Noise for the duration of this war. If you guys have anything trapped in WN stations grab it now while we can dock. I for one have some pvp ships in ZLZ that im gonna grab and Im probably going to jump a carrier up for them.
So just giving you the heads up, GET YOUR SHIT!
My personal vote is for ripper van, simply because he's the most active and hence most ineffective.
r/DoesAnybodyElse (I'm a mod I have to like it)
r/Skyrim
r/ginger (NSFW)
r/WTF
r/AskReddit has some gems
r/IAmA
r/food
r/soccer
The rest are either shit or far too hit and miss. There are some other subs that I hear are good but theyre not relevant to my interests so I don't bother with them.
and stay the fuck away from r/atheism and r/gaming
[20:15:37] DurrHurrDurr > Hello.
[20:15:45] DurrHurrDurr > Are you a director within your corporation?
[20:15:54] Jez Amatin > yes
[20:16:09] Jez Amatin > soz hello, too mnay chats at mo
[20:16:36] DurrHurrDurr > I'm sending you this PM to inform you that in light of upcoming hostilities involving our two alliances, I have been assigned as a diplomatic contact for OWN Alliance directors, diplomats, CEOs and the like.
[20:16:59] Jez Amatin > rgr
[20:17:06] DurrHurrDurr > If you have any questions, requests, statements, etc., feel free to contact me at any time.
[20:17:30] DurrHurrDurr > If possible, could you relay this message to other directors within your corporation and alliance? Contacting OWN directorship has proven difficult in the past.
[20:17:31] Jez Amatin > i will pass on the info to the rest of our corp
[20:17:38] DurrHurrDurr > Thank you.
[20:17:43] Jez Amatin > will do
[20:17:48] DurrHurrDurr > I'm in the midst of attempting to contact other corporations right now.
[20:17:54] DurrHurrDurr > Thanks for your time.
[20:18:29] DurrHurrDurr > If you would like to verify my position, or if any member of your corporation or OWN would, you can contact TEST's head diplomat.
[20:18:43] DurrHurrDurr > His character is <url=showinfo:1379//1656864039>leetcheese</url>
[20:18:45] Jez Amatin > np and look forward to the fights :P
[20:18:52] DurrHurrDurr > Good day to you.
It begins.
Durr couldnt've asked for a better Xmas present. Nail in the coffin time
They didn't even recognize you.
Mother of god, this is going to be fucked up.
the exact words that went through my head were this, right after "Oh god DHD's a diplo"
The disappointing thing is that, barring Teredrum who will no longer speak to me without dragging his directorate into the PM and then making totally nonsensical dickwaving gestures, when we failcascaded them we took all the non-shit parts of OWN (and some of the shit too).
Then when they got owned out of Vale, everyone left. There are only 4-5 people left in the alliance who know who I am, and all of them have gone totally mad with autism and no longer resemble human beings.
On the upside, Deagol1 is still around and he is a totally different brand of crazy from Teredrum while also possessing a shitton of power in the terrible sack of meat that is OWN.
Because no one gives a shit whether you think reddit is shit or not, even the people who also think reddit is shit. Lots of people think reddit is shit, they don't feel the need to shit up a test thread saying reddit is shit. Excessive use of shit just makes you sound like a shittingin any case.
Also "anything you would like to add to that observation" is smug. To post smug you should have something to be smug about, and should use the smug emoticon to reinforce your smugness.
The disappointing thing is that OWN is so shit they don't have any alliance history and their members have no interest in what they have done in the past.
Granted they're in OWN and if they did they wouldn't be, but still.
[spoiler=NSFW]http://i.imgur.com/EOC6O.jpg[/spoiler] u fucking bastards
also yea im liking r/WTF and r/IAmA so far
lmao you get friend zoned nerds bitching wbout tattoos everywhere don't tar all of Reddit with the same brush (although there seems to be a lot of fools rushing in and getting on high horses recently, but that has mostly been in the cesspit that is known as r/gaming and therefore not worth thinking about)
People were wishing for DHD to be a diplo for ages.
dhdick.jpg
Durr Im F5ing this shit awaiting the hilarity my friend.
well, yeah, I wanted to see it too, because it'd be funny. I'm still waiting for the hammer to fall though
You know what? If I was a diplo, I would take it 100% completely seriously, just to fuck with all of you.
no you wouldnt
Fucking shit, the posts in this thread are worse than mine on pleaseignore dot com
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