Draw Michael Bolton like one of your French Girls.
Draw Michael Bolton like one of your French Girls.
Plus she sat up for the execution and gave no fucks. That is how a pro go. She was also only one of two wives executed, the other being Catherine Howard who died like a pussy but was also not drawn or quartered.
You probably MEANT to be aiming your mocking jizz at this fine fucker, Robespierre, who died screaming like a bitch.
Everyone gets a a personal tech moon in the north right?
I dont want to spill the beans as to the reason for these two invasions, but i'm gonna.
Quite simply what has happened is Montolio said to The Mittani "bet you the TEST invasion thread gets more pages than the Goon's invasion thread". Challenge accepted and that is the sole reason for the snap invasion of Branch.
So, advantage Branch.
LO, MONTOLIO, HE CALLEST UPON THE BRETHREN TO POSTETH MOST SHITTILY.
AND LO THERE WAS MUCH SHITPOSTING
AND IT WAS NOT GOOD!
AND THERE WAS SOME REJOICING BUT MOSTLY RAGE!
Also I herd the swarm sucks at KAG, c/d?
You guys should get avatars so I know your posting is shit before I start to waste my time reading your posts.
The least shitty part of all of my posts is the avatar.
The TEST Subcommittee For The Commitment Of Additional Subcommittees To Examine The Need For Creating More
SubcommitteesTo Determine How Long This Joke Can Go On Before It Gets Old Meets In Some Neckbeard's Basement.
While the invasion has yet to officially begin Test's subcommittees have identified several issues. As a result, they are recommending the institution the following reforms to ensure a quick conquest of [s]Deklein[/s] Vale:
- We expect a spike in Christmas day suicides when our players reflect how soul crushingly alone they are and that their life peaked reading Reddit and playing Eve. Obviously this will sap our strength for the invasion. As a result, we distributed web cams to our most at risk pilots. Hopefully videos of them taking their own lives will go viral and act as the corner stone in a new recruitment drive.
- We need to prevent a lack of inane bullshit to post about that no one cares about but still feels the need to express their opinion on anyway. By maintaining the Reddit culture we hope to distract from our own failings and any resulting drops in morale.
- Finally, we need to keep practicing. Those dicks aren't going to deep throat themselves.
Friend and i came to the conclusion yesterday that reddit is shity attemp at copying 4chan, and that so called reddit culture is beyond retarded. Your memes are shit, humor is shit and your shit is shit. Is there anything you would like to add to that observation?
Doink is a better man than all of us.
Not all of reddit is bad, it had a few good boards like The Gay Porn, Homolust, and the young russian twinks who look like girls ones.
Russian twinks who look like girls? How the fuck did I miss that one?
fuck 99% of reddit
By the powers of Riverini, Old Smelly Vet, Horus, and ripper van combined...you are captain shitpost?
who needs friends when you have allies like these?
Vytone Operation "Grab your shit in Vale wh... Ganja Labs
Heres the deal guys. We have temp blue standings with White Noise for the duration of this war. If you guys have anything trapped in WN stations grab it now while we can dock. I for one have some pvp ships in ZLZ that im gonna grab and Im probably going to jump a carrier up for them.
So just giving you the heads up, GET YOUR SHIT!
r/DoesAnybodyElse (I'm a mod I have to like it)
r/AskReddit has some gems
The rest are either shit or far too hit and miss. There are some other subs that I hear are good but theyre not relevant to my interests so I don't bother with them.
and stay the fuck away from r/atheism and r/gaming
[20:15:37] DurrHurrDurr > Hello.
[20:15:45] DurrHurrDurr > Are you a director within your corporation?
[20:15:54] Jez Amatin > yes
[20:16:09] Jez Amatin > soz hello, too mnay chats at mo
[20:16:36] DurrHurrDurr > I'm sending you this PM to inform you that in light of upcoming hostilities involving our two alliances, I have been assigned as a diplomatic contact for OWN Alliance directors, diplomats, CEOs and the like.
[20:16:59] Jez Amatin > rgr
[20:17:06] DurrHurrDurr > If you have any questions, requests, statements, etc., feel free to contact me at any time.
[20:17:30] DurrHurrDurr > If possible, could you relay this message to other directors within your corporation and alliance? Contacting OWN directorship has proven difficult in the past.
[20:17:31] Jez Amatin > i will pass on the info to the rest of our corp
[20:17:38] DurrHurrDurr > Thank you.
[20:17:43] Jez Amatin > will do
[20:17:48] DurrHurrDurr > I'm in the midst of attempting to contact other corporations right now.
[20:17:54] DurrHurrDurr > Thanks for your time.
[20:18:29] DurrHurrDurr > If you would like to verify my position, or if any member of your corporation or OWN would, you can contact TEST's head diplomat.
[20:18:43] DurrHurrDurr > His character is <url=showinfo:1379//1656864039>leetcheese</url>
[20:18:45] Jez Amatin > np and look forward to the fights :P
[20:18:52] DurrHurrDurr > Good day to you.
Durr couldnt've asked for a better Xmas present. Nail in the coffin time
They didn't even recognize you.
Mother of god, this is going to be fucked up.
Then when they got owned out of Vale, everyone left. There are only 4-5 people left in the alliance who know who I am, and all of them have gone totally mad with autism and no longer resemble human beings.
On the upside, Deagol1 is still around and he is a totally different brand of crazy from Teredrum while also possessing a shitton of power in the terrible sack of meat that is OWN.
Also "anything you would like to add to that observation" is smug. To post smug you should have something to be smug about, and should use the smug emoticon to reinforce your smugness.
The disappointing thing is that OWN is so shit they don't have any alliance history and their members have no interest in what they have done in the past.
Granted they're in OWN and if they did they wouldn't be, but still.
lmao you get friend zoned nerds bitching wbout tattoos everywhere don't tar all of Reddit with the same brush (although there seems to be a lot of fools rushing in and getting on high horses recently, but that has mostly been in the cesspit that is known as r/gaming and therefore not worth thinking about)
no you wouldnt
Fucking shit, the posts in this thread are worse than mine on pleaseignore dot com