In an unexpected turn of events...
Test Alliance Please Ignore Declares War Against Elite Space Guild
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.07.19 02:09
Test Alliance Please Ignore has declared war on Elite Space Guild. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
This is actually him. Not kidding.Originally Posted by Myelinated
Oh god the hilarious shit storm cometh from a small troll.
this is the boss of the Broski Gym.
He has just successfully ransomed our entire Alliance.
fucks given: zero
Wait what
Demands:
Satyr.
15bn ISK.
Kick ShadowandLight.
Code:Womyn Power > what Womyn Power > im busy Montolio > I am here to discuss our surrender Montolio > With my good advisor TraderJohn Womyn Power > who is trader john Womyn Power > oh Womyn Power > my conditions are as follows Montolio > I will give you one of my top FCs in exchange for peace Womyn Power > you publically (on kugu) become the vassals of elite space guild, you give us Satyr, you give us 15 billion isk Womyn Power > Also as an amendum Womyn Power > you kick shadowandlight Montolio > You can have shadowandlight and durrhurrdurr Montolio > Plus moderation on alliance discussion for two hours Womyn Power > if you do not agree to these terms the war will continue as planned Womyn Power > these are the demands of NIGGER BEACH PARTY PATROL Montolio > I am offended by the derogitory remarks you are using sir Womyn Power > these demands have been laid down as of 9:24PM CST on the month of july 18th, the year of our lord 2011 Traderjohn > eek a convo Womyn Power > good day, faggot. Montolio > TraderJohn, what is your read on this situation ?
these demands have been laid down as of 9:24PM CST on the month of july 18th, the year of our lord 2011
choose wisely TEST, this decision could spell your doom
You could probably negotiate down to kick S&L at which point everyone wins
You forgot about the part where TEST declares themselves to be vassals of Elite Space Guild.
Kick LXG and SC.AG while you're at it too
For the whole "Didn't want that alliance anyway~" meme that was going on you guys sure seem to enjoy demanding our attention every other week in a vain attempt to be validated as, well who knows at this point.
>vein
But this should happen tho.
Cue Carly Simon
a wild typo appeared, followed by someone who greentexts on forums
http://tinychat.com/testalliancepleaseignore
live testicles
Hey man, you guys approached us. Most of us who aren't Jude untermenschen would be staying in curse either way.For the whole "Didn't want that alliance anyway~" meme that was going on you guys sure seem to enjoy demanding our attention every other week in a vain attempt to be validated as, well who knows at this point.
jinli gay mor like, go back 2 wow were u came from fgt scruba wild typo appeared, followed by someone who greentexts on forums
Forums are just imageboards with more tripfriends and fewer images, really.
And if anyone's skeptical and thinks he just put on the outfit for the webcam, womynpower is actually like that all the time. He's literally shirtless in overalls in his passport photo.
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[00:41:28] <Notchicken> SOMEBODY BROADCAST THE TINYCHAT, I AM DRINK
[SIGPIC]http://i.imgur.com/MldgE.png[/SIGPIC] HEH!
I got banned in less than two minutes
Fags can't handle this
You were being an unfunny faggot.
[SIGPIC]http://i.imgur.com/MldgE.png[/SIGPIC] HEH!
You just don't appreciate the subtle humor inherent in memes.
What is: accusing another of exhibiting a trait present in oneself?
The best part of that "surrender Convo":
That made me giggle.Womyn Power > who is trader john
Womyn Power > oh
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[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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[22:09:18] <Montolio> Gonna cause drama for no reason
[22:09:20] <Montolio> sec
I just realized I posted notchicken.wmv in the nothern thread instead of here.
Sometimes I cant help but be overly emotional. I am, after all, a caring and passionate person who does good by all. I must admit, it was difficult writing you as I was choking back sobs, straining my eyes to read your responses through the tears and mucus. It broke my heart to hear durr would be permamuted, and I contemplated suicide for a few minutes while furiously rubbing one out to the song "Dont let money change ya" by Blackalicious.
Sczwczwczc, if good posting is the metric for test-worthiness, the alliance would be empty, and if you're the yardstick for a good poster, god knows why you guys kicked out comparatively excellent groups of posters like MIA and E115
Test is overdue for some sort of drama bomb, in my opinion.
Obvious futility, everyone knows Solo is a remorseless machine.
Also:
Are you feeling better today? I was afraid you were going to blow a gasket yesterday in VFK local.
The longer the pressure builds the bigger the explosion. I'm stocking up on popcorn personally.
I'll feel better when Mainfleet sends me back in time in a tricked out DeLorean to get on that Hel mail.
alliance cohesion has never been higher
montolio sends out a "hey, can a sc.ag director message me?" alert, then
if we were hamsters we'd be eating the shit out of our young
potf ? scag in trouble 8:27 Kate sh'Eli ? kick sc.ag 8:27 Bubanni [.ESC.] ? OH SHIEEEET
8:27 potf ? finally? 8:27 mumble07 ? aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww 8:27 georgecolren[xgorx] ? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 8:27 Keiland ? kick scag 8:27 mumble07 ? sc.ag in trooooooooooooouuuuuble 8:27 Bottle ofMilk ? FUCK YEAH 8:27 Ingen Kerr ? it's finally happening 8:27 faife ? ooooo, scag is in trouble 8:27 sareneasraholan ? what's happening? 8:28 mumble07 ? i have a feeling that we're gonna find out in alliance news later 8:28 faife ? we'll know it when they're set red 8:28 Keiland ? lol 8:28 samatra ? whenever monti sends these broadcasts out 8:29 Ingen Kerr ? get your locator agents ready 8:29 samatra ? we all go "ooooooooooh" like a jerry springer audience 8:29 samatra ? it is basically pretty awesome 8:29 Dungarmatic ? :awesome:
THE GREATEST POSTER
If we were dogs we would be consuming our own feces constantly.
Someone make leetcheese log in so he can accept my app :/
Such a feat is impossible to achieve by human hands
We'll get right on it, just after this cure for cancer and the imminent second coming of Jesus.
if we were men we wouldn't wear women's dresses
well, most of us anyway.
Insert NotChicken joke here.
You rang?
Right. Now it's just an occasional treat for good behavior.
Hey Xystance were you re-accepted into Dreddit already?
I accepted him.
[s]Dreddit wont make that mistake a second time.[/s]
I spoke too soon.
I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.
Not necessarily, it could be a scam.
nm
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