Posting can kill me, but it can't make me care
by, 2012-06-27 at 04:24 AM (948 Views)
Greetings, starfighter. I've come to talk about something a few of you take too seriously and many of you don't take seriously enough, posting. Posting may seem trivial because it is. How hard can expressing yourself in written form be? Yet everyday I run across the latest insult to humanity, the latest atrocity in posting, whose only purpose I can assume is to make our ancestors spin in their graves. Have some self-respect and practice the guide.
We are here to help the idiots, because inside every idiot there is an intellect trying to get out. It’s a hard-ball world, son. We’ve gotta try to keep our heads until this idiocy craze blows over. I have tried to help them, but I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me. Your keyboard is only a tool. It is a hard heart that posts. I've run out of Full Metal Jacket quotes. Here are several classic abominations that you can either learn from or learn to recognize them so you can neg rep them into the ground.
How I Feel When I Find Your Jelly Doughnut Of A Post
Some of the jelly doughnuts in this post include killboard stats, loving haters, use of the word fail, a signature, bad spelling, and awful punctuation. Don't do these. Ever.