Doink9731

Greetings, starfighter. I've come to talk about something a few of you take too seriously and many of you don't take seriously enough, posting. Posting may seem trivial because it is. How hard can expressing yourself in written form be? Yet everyday I run across the latest insult to humanity, the latest atrocity in posting, whose only purpose I can assume is to make our ancestors spin in their graves. Have some self-respect and practice the guide.

We are here to help the idiots, because inside every idiot there is an intellect trying to get out. It’s a hard-ball world, son. We’ve gotta try to keep our heads until this idiocy craze blows over. I have tried to help them, but I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me. Your keyboard is only a tool. It is a hard heart that posts. I've run out of Full Metal Jacket quotes. Here are several classic abominations that you can either learn from or learn to recognize them so you can neg rep them into the ground.

How I Feel When I Find Your Jelly Doughnut Of A Post

Originally Posted by SgtSLaughter

LOL!!! I love all the WSHOT haters!!!

Ill make it simple for all, WSHOTS is one of those rare corps that like to win fights, not just fight. There pilots will not fly with Fail FC's, so if they arent showing up to your fleet its more then likely because they think your a fail FC. Take a look at how TEST fight....http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=3716 If you dont know what your looking at, it easy, in june they have 4,800 kills, but 6,240 losses...May 4,686 kills, and 7,322 losses...........Need I go on?

Slaughter,
An Asshat and Ego pilot.

I've started us off easy. If this doesn't have you saying, "Holy Jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that?" then you shouldn't be here. Leave.

Some of the jelly doughnuts in this post include killboard stats, loving haters, use of the word fail, a signature, bad spelling, and awful punctuation. Don't do these. Ever.

Originally Posted by Xystance

Guys... guys.

Without the love and adoration of the internet spaceship neckbeard community, I am nothing.

GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AND APPROVAL.

This one has none of the qualities of the previous post, but it is still a bad post. It has no content, nothing anyone cares about, and it is just a cry for attention. These types of posts are actually rather common but less blatent.

Originally Posted by zaduntov

One of the preparations Germany did for the invasion of Poland was Operation Himmler. Acts by the German forces acting as poles to conduct hostile acts against Germany. Thus propaganda for supporting thier invasion of Poland. See 'Gleiwitz incident'. Not a new tactic but a fairly recent example.


If PL has gone from 'goodfights' to 'burn baby burn', then I wonder if all the supposed gastly unforgivable insults from posting (referred to as 'crying' generally), and 'creative' characterization of Nulli engagement patterns is thier Gleiwitz incident.

"I will provide a propagandistic casus belli. Its credibility doesn't matter. The victor will not be asked whether he told the truth" Adolf Hitler August 22, 1939

Of course I could be totally way off. Its a game. Play to have fun and smack away.

These posts are memorable as they attempt to correlate shit no one cares about or remembers to nerds playing internet spaceships. Instead of contributing to the conversation they reroute it into who gives a fuck station. Additionally, they're usually verbose as hell, which wastes everyone's time.

Originally Posted by Vik Reddy

I think you meant to quote me for that statement, but the fact is I really don't care if the dude is a bad troll. It's actually funny if he really is Brahmin and him being brown automatically makes us spaceship comrades considering there's like six or seven of us in this game.


But about the 'you are shit' meme going on... maybe we should take some quantitative parameters, for example: tech 2 large projectiles. If atleast 50% of your fleet can't use the t2 version of your fleet doctrine, that makes them pretty shit. And seems like the CFC has a long way to go. Many of us are looking forward to the tengu fleets, too, once you guys finish training t2 launchers. Sorry guys, but you are pretty deep in it and each alliance in the CFC is as generic as the next. Keep up the newbie recruiting drive.


And Jive, you don't know me in real life bro, but I believe in respecting both friends and enemies in this internet spaceship game or irl, and I don't need to be nice to survive. Feel free to visit us in Catch by the way, once you figure out who your next meatshield is.

See anything wrong with this post? It's a Vik Reddy's post. They're automatically bad.

Toodles.