Riding the downward spiral
by, 2011-12-24 at 07:19 AM (616 Views)
After two and a half years in Evolution, I've decided it's finally time to move on. Like like an enthusiastic slut down on her luck, I've not been short of offers of various couches to "crash" on - however much like Thelma I have found my Louise in the unlikely form of Chopin with whom I plan to go on a mad rampage before likely plunging to my doom in the grip of a lesbian kiss.
In due course I'll be opening recruitment to my very own little rag-tag band of misanthropic shit flingers - currently going by the name of Sabotage Incorporated. In all fairness it's not the greatest name in the world - I'm am neither witty or clever so it will have to suffice until such time as we can undergo a hilarious failure cascade before reforming with another name. Or a dot. Another name would still require ingenuity.
The goal of this little rag-tag bunch of hobos will be simple. To dick around in bombers spreading chaos wherever and wherever we can leach fights. In between times we'll probably dabble in some lowsec fights as well as small gang nullsec roams.
This brings me to an interesting juncture - one area I have never been involved in (either in or out of Eve) is setting up any sort of group. It appears having an vision of what I want to do is insufficient - the technicalities of setting up forums, mumble and IRC are nothing besides the actual in-game problems. For one thing, figuring out how to recruit people who are neither drooling retards incapable of anything nor ultra ~elitepvp~ types ready to fly into a frothing apoplectic rage because a noob fc welps a rupture fleet is already taxing what limited faculties I have available.
In the vain hope the illustrious readers of this hallowed forum can provide constructive advice ect, I have decided to try and blog the setting up of this disaster-in-waiting. This may all be incredibly dull, and frankly pointless, but if nothing else it might provide a guide to the very worst way to set up a shitty little corp.